Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

oops, last one should be:

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070611.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon680.jpg

This may be unpopular-but I have a lot of sympathy for Paris Hilton, influenced at least partially by her recent high-profile public appearances with a Bible and reports that she's praying while in jail. My previous Paris Hilton cartoon alluded to the fact that her great-grandfather Conrad, founder of Hilton Hotels, was a very committed Catholic.

I had to look up what Jude is the Saint of. Lost causes, it seems.

i like how creme brulee is somehow a universal rich person food signifier? like, why not caviar or something?

old skool, not as funny as "cream broolay"

creme brulee is fucking awesome.

I dunno if faithmouse guy actually qualifies as right-wing anymore, he just seems to be a Big-Time Believer and doesn't participate as much in the incredibly knee-jerk authoritarian partisanship you see in the other strips. Compared to mallard etc. he's a breath of fresh air.

i find it highly ironic that they keep trumpeting Jimmy Carter's alleged irrelevance while at the same time parsing his every word.

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This may be unpopular-but I have a lot of sympathy for Paris Hilton, influenced at least partially by her recent high-profile public appearances with a Bible and reports that she's praying while in jail.

people like this seem very easily pleased.

Which is a nice way to live, if you think about it.

I'm amused by the semiotics of san francisco. You either have a mustachio'd, biker capped gay dude or a balding, middle-aged boomer hippie.

"the semiotics of san francisco" wouldn't work too well as a band name, i think.

I dunno; the FM guy has his moments where there are weekly cartoons attacking the ACLU, showing them cavorting with terrists, or when the site reps for Alan Keyes or Sam Brownback.

-- TOMBOT, I didn't read the whole thread but I came here to say that FaithMouse doesn't deserve to be lumped in with the rest of this garbage. For one, instead of being nauseatingly simplistic it's often refreshingly inscrutable.

refreshingly inscrutable would work well as a spam name, i think

haha, and here's a rare entry from Canada:

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B875D782D-CE8E-4EBD-BB98-C31A852BC34F%7D.gif

jesus christ:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn070618.jpg

Yeah, dude has obviously confused Bill Clinton with Tom Brady.

Also wasn't the Alamo about Americans defending slavery? IRONING

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

The OBL picture is great... it's like they just traced a funny hat onto some 19th century antisemitic cartoon.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0613cd.jpg

That last one isn't really right wing ... it's just the truth!

almost three months later, sure, why not?

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/6440_thumb.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/6441_thumb.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/6442_thumb.gif

Also wasn't the Alamo about Americans defending slavery? IRONING

it was about Texas being Texas. There would not have been a US flag at the Alamo. It wasn't a state.

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/6444_thumb.gif

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb0615cd.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0613dd.jpg

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-06-13.png

lol 80 year old lady reporters are really Gollums in pantsuits

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-06-14.png

lol sweden is communist

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-06-15.png

lol hillary is teh gaye

HIP SCIENCE

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv062007a.jpg

uhm, huh?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070619.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070620.jpg

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/061907.jpg

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/062007.jpg

http://conservativecartoons.com/2007/deportation.gif

http://pst.rbma.com/content/Mallard_Fillmore?date=20070620

http://pst.rbma.com/content/Mallard_Fillmore?date=20070619

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-06-18.png

yeah! YEAH! You TAKE down Larry King! Thinks he's so big on his lofty perch, does he?

the setting for the c-130 gore joke seems a bit contrived

gaggle is some bad bad art

the more i think about it, the more that 'gaggle' seems to me to be the most pathetic of the lot, in both artistic non-merit and in message.

haha snap jon

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070620.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070619.jpg

Tinsley, fashion buff

HAHA Colbert beat Mallard to it by holding a gala event commemorating Reagan's "Tear down this wall" speech, because of course it led directly led to the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Only Mallard Fillmore could think that the USSR broke apart because of only either Reagan or magic. LOL ECONOMICS DO NOT EXIST

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Yes, why isn't the American media talking more about Reagan? Perhaps some kind of "liberal bias"?

It's as if he's been erased from the history books!

We MUST put him on the dime!

I wouldn't have a problem with Reagan on a coin.

I think Reagan's most enduring legacy is doing the best Merkin Muffley impersonation of any president ever.

"Russia may be at its most bellicose since the Cold War ended because RUSSIA COULDN'T FUCKING FEED ITS OWN PEOPLE."

i would have a problem with Reagan on a coin

I wouldn't have a problem with Reagan on a coin because it means Alex in NYC will finally get to go break Peggy Noonan's knees with his shiny hammer made of melted-down Reagan coins

"We begin bombing in 5 minutes" <--- proposed motto for reagan coin

day by day is seriously venturing into code red territory with me, with his jolly troopers Iraq boondoggle "storyline"

ha ha the air force loves the war!!

I would have more of a problem with Reagan on a coin than any other president ever.

because C-130s fly too high to get pegged by modified RPGs!