truth bombs

beets are best vegable

leeks are good in stew too

egg dishes

beets are best vegable

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, October 24, 2014 4:46 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bruh slow yr roll

i can't think of any vegetable i don't like

i keep trying to set up a spike but nobody's playing

xp - is some horrible politician in a coma or something?

i agree they are dope but are they "workhorses" such as onions. i've only used them in soup, they smell amazing, are they too specialized though idk idk !!

as stated, great is a stew, essential in a chicken/ham pie, or chopped & oven roasted in butter

but i mean what isnt awesome chopped and roasted in butter tbf

turds

spoken with a confidence i feel quite sure is all bluff

you got me

The butter adds another dimension to the earthiness of turds I find

it's true to say that it wants nutmeg to pull it all together

but be delicate. Too much nutmeg and it'll all taste like copper pennies. We're eating turds, not nutmeg, here after all.

tell you what i had an otherwise fine mushroom soup today and someone had only been at the fucking chervil now idk what chervil is nor what kind of chervil-dependent economy can afford the type of incredible lobbyists that can arrange to have it added to otherwise fine mushroom soup but i will be writing to my own representatives and demanding a chervil mountain be allowed to build up if the damned stuff must be produced

Beetroot is a little slice clothes staining heaven

I swear half of uk ppl talking about music is just throwing around regional/class insults

"God I'm sure this is great if you're stuck in a student disco in East Broughtingham wearing five year old Adidas trainers and the DJ is an accounting student from Yorkditch who drives a Volvo van and eats 4 packets of crisps a night while imagining he was Mark Ronson"

― i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, November 28, 2014 8:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

truth lol

kaboom!

loool

damn

"about music"

I swear half of uk ppl talking about music is just throwing around regional/class insults

lol xp

how does anyone manage to think drugs are cool with guys like that talking like this about how they enjoy drugs

― The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Monday, December 8, 2014 10:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drugs aren't cool, it's just a thing like anything else

drugs are fun

drugs are cool insofar as cool means thing i like in moderation

acid is groovy

Drugs are the best, dudes. FACT.

http://nymag.com/news/articles/reasonstoloveny/2014/mohammed-islam-stock-trading/

This reminded me of an old joke about robbing banks because that’s where the money is. Damir grinned. “My father has a quote,” he said. “It’s really dope: ‘You can rob a bank with a gun, but you can rob the whole world with a bank.’ ”

Like Belfort, Mo started with penny stocks. A cousin showed him how to trade. He loved the feeling of risk—the way his hand shook making the trade—but he swore it off after losing a chunk of the money he’d made tutoring. “I didn’t have the balls for it,” he said. He was 9.

“My father has a quote,” he said. “It’s really dope: ‘You can rob a bank with a gun, but you can rob the whole world with a bank.’ ”

Yes, as through this world I've wandered
I've seen lots of funny men;
Some will rob you with a six-gun,
And some with a fountain pen.

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lolsotruthbombs

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/12/15/high_school_investor_didn_t_make_72_million_picking_stocks_after_all.html

my goodness

well i never

the true mystery is why ny magazine thought a kid making millions in the stock market was a thing worthy of love

I'll get encyclopedia brown on that one

In hindsight, it is a bit suspicious that he claimed to have made $72 million on Jukt Micronics stock.

lol

It's a bit suspicious that he claimed to have made $72 million on virtually anything starting with the kind of seed money a regular kid from queens would probably have to play with. Like that sounds like it would have to be by far the most successful trading in history.

yes the whole thing was absurd

you'd have to be like seth rogen in undeclared good

I do like how his parents just let him embarrass himself as they quietly disowned him in the background, though

I don't know if you could get that kind of return if you traveled back in time.

You could

time travel wld do it

kid shdve claimed to be a time traveler that really wldve been something to love about ny

best bagels. best space-time fabric manipulators. best pastrami sandwiches. what's not to love? i <3 NY.