Misdirected emails

<3 You are a legit and sincere dude.

sincerely legit move

so pleased with yourself when you got in early and scooped that grandma at gmail dot com address

I write back if it's professional contacts or important, like the dude trying to confirm that his son would take him to a colonoscopy

I can't imagine much worse than doing the colonoscopy prep and then missing the colonoscopy.

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$5.76 Crispy Chicken Tenders (kids)
$0.00 Ketchup
$21.99 Bacon Wrapped Camarones Brochette
$16.29 Mesquite Grilled Salmon

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faek caek splashing out

hope he had a nice dinner

something new!

Aw weekend with the kids

I first thought the restaurant's actual name was "Uncle Julio's Perimeter"

like Uncle Julio is this dude that gives off great vibes but he does not like to be touched

so everyone gathers near the perimeter of his comfort zone and eats some mesquite and tex-mex fare, soaking it all in.

I imagined a huge grill that Julio throws food from the middle of

big weekend...

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$0.00 Add ketchup and Barbeque
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$0.00 Honey Mustard

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$0.00 No Marinara. Butter Sauce Only
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$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 No blue cheese

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Practice including team meet this Friday at 14:00 at the Sportek softball/baseball field tel-aviv (corner of even gvirol st):
The time allotted for this practice and team meet on the field 2 hours.


Ok here are the guys that can make the practice
1. Yoram G
2. Eli P (will arrive late)
3. Lowell
4. Amit P
5. Avi S
6. Mike W
7. Din



Here are the guys that we need an answer from yes or no :
1. Benny P
2. Danny
3. Blair P
4. Tomer P

Hi Galia,
I can make it from 2-3 by chance, but usually I work those hours and Shabbat is much better for me. My son Tomer will be in Eilat for the weekend. Looking forward to the practice. Be well and regards to all. Blair

Hey Girls,

Many thanks for the nice bottle and card in honor of my 80th. OMG where did all those years go?
It was hard on reentry this round and the Danish experience was beyond hard, but Ingelise is in a fairly decent place which is the most important thing. It was touted as a lock down, which is not quite the case. If the resident wears a special bracelet the doors will nor open. However, a person has the right to refuse, which Ingelise does. The director of the place tried to convince Inge to wear the thing, by telling her,this is what is done in this home...everyone wears a bracelet....Inge scrutinized her and observed...you are not wearing one! That's my girl....demens, but not dumb!

The weather has been fantastic and it is good to be home; feels like I missed summer as I put the garden to bed and winterize the Van and realize all the projects I did not accomplish...and the golf games I did not play......next year.

Looking forward to your return...enjoy..take care.....much love,
Nancy

truly a bumper crop! nancy sounds awesome imo

<3 <3 Nancy

Anyone mind if I break your heart?

http://i.imgur.com/ZEZhJoE.png

send back an email that just says "help me"

"And I want to see you get the right address correct. I raised your father better than this."

a video of grandpa's hands writing "me back" on a sheet of paper and then double middle fingers ending.

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i feel like this has gone on too long for me to call joey d's oak room.

It's not Joey D's who?

call them after every order. "hi there, my order says a chicken bbq sandwich with no bun but i actually want a bun with no chicken"

if these receipts ever stop coming, i think you might be morally obligated to call the police and ask them to do a wellness check, as fake-caek is probably lying at the bottom of a staircase with a broken hip + slowly starving to death.

or just as likely standing in front of the stove with a box of fettuccine slowly starving to death

every time i consider quitting ilx, i remember that i would no longer get joey d oak room updates and i don't think i'm ready for that just now

Whitetail & Wing Shooting Ranch of Texas
Dear Ted,
The first week of Deer season for WWR came with a welcomed set of cool fronts and much needed rain. Below are highlights and we still have openings if you wish to book a hunt for any class of Whitetail, Exotics or Quail. 2014 season prices (some reduced) are updated on our website www.wwroftexas.com

(Photos of beautiful animals and the grinning white people who murdered them omitted, but here are the captions.)

JOHNS - 219" (not including broke off 13" G2) & PAMS 164"

JARROD'S BIGGEST BUCK YET - 207"

WYATT'S (10 YEARS OLD) FIRST BUCK - 173"

MASON'S BIGGEST & WITH A BOW - 155"

COLEMAN HELPING HARVEST A MNGT BUCK - 143"

JOHN'S 36" SCIMITAR ORYX

COLIN's MNGT RED STAG WITH A BOW!

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4 in 6 days :-(

Is it a home address? Could this be an office worker?

they're really into that joey d honey mustard, huh

http://joeydsoakroom.com/mailing-list/

EIGHT DOLLARS for those sliced tomatoes with mozzarella
gtfo

PseudoCaek isn't ordering directly from Joey D's, he's going through a third-party service, Mobile Waiters.

there are some horribly formed local business names available through Mobile Waiters

such as Bangkok Thyme and Cowtippers

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$0.00 Fries
$3.75 Fettuccini Marinara
$0.00 No marinara; Butter Sauce only
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra Honey Mustard;
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No Bun

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.28 Tax
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$4.00 tip
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no bun huh

they had a coupon this time!

must've joined the Text Club!

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certainly didnt get it via email right fellas

i didn't either

Hey Guys

Todays practice is about "creating" a Team.
The game is Softball, today the location is the Sportek near Even Gvirol Street in Tel-Aviv at 14:00.

Its coming down to the nitty-gritty,
we have to deal with technical issues, primarily raising money,
but I have nothing to do with the money unless we have devoted players.

All of us have other (better) things to do for ourselves, families and so on,
so in respect and consideration of that we will have to be organized and pre-planned.

Players are the basis of all this, and no matter how much organizing and planning we do,
If there is no real intent (& passion) lets save us all the effort.

So its GO or no go – one of the questions that I intend to raise is what day and time in the week is best ?
The only logical day in my opinion is Friday. Practices will not be longer than 1.5 hours.
Those not attending today please respond by next Tuesday.

We have to start practicing so that if we get the funds in time (registration and money by Dec 15),
we know that we have a committed Team behind them.