truth bombs

If this conversation were in your breakfast bowl and you could not finish it, would Garth be along to clean it up for you?

Sounds like he was reading too much Bret Easton Ellis

emil.y majorly otm

People who believe their lives are stories tend to behave like the people who surround them are characters in their stories and not living autonomous human beings. This is some major bullshit.
― emil.y, Thursday, October 16, 2014 2:17 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Never met anyone like this, and I'm on S08E03.

Lol

why is it whenever someone talks about "their work" they always turn out to have like 5 jobs none of which are real?

-author, designer, filmmaker, firestarter

― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 October 2014 18:32 (8 minutes ago) Permalink

hahahahha

people still out there claiming firestarter isnt a real job smh

"If this conversation was happening in a movie would you want to watch that movie?"

I hope you had a sock o' manure handy

I would watch that movie

blogger, digital content specialist, social media consultant, sous chef, knitter, giver of hugs, eater of food, coffee drinker, nap aficionado, dog owner, i make a great martini and feel things too deeply

sounds extremely fuckable

writer, dreamer, killer of sheep

tbf, charles burnett could use that one.

sounds extremely fuckable

― lag∞n, Friday, October 24, 2014 2:00 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

send me an ilx mail

blogger, digital content specialist, social media consultant, sous chef, knitter, giver of hugs, eater of food, coffee drinker, nap aficionado, dog owner, i make a great martini and feel things too deeply

honestly did you just make this up because this feels way too real, know at least a dozen or so people that have claimed some assemblage of this to self-describe

love "digital content specialist" i have definitely seen this as a job title quite frequently. anything from clerical web bullshit to high-level strategic positions

haha i just made it up, i've seen too many social media manager twitter bios i guess

haha

made me think of the movie KILLER OF SHEEP

feel things too deeply

my lord if people could get paid for this

made me think of the movie KILLER OF SHEEP

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:18 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is a very fine film

yes it is
way better than EATER OF FOOD which was a waste of 90 min

Father, daughter, ILX board attorney, appreciative of Guy Fieri

in-house counsel, outhouse plumber

btw I was intending to reference killer of sheep the movie just so u kno I am on the level I saw that too

yoga instructor and life coach

see life coach on linkedIN all of the time. wtf, you are a life coach. is life coach the ceiling for me under your tutelage?

there may be a few Van Gundy bros in the life coach game but I dunno

i have a friend who lists her occupation as "life coach" but she is actually a dominatrix

sometimes u need to have both

some people only learn the hard way

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^carrot truth bomb

carrot is a great cooking ingredient, has almost as much positive impact on a lot of dishes as garlic or onion but gets way less credit

garlic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...carrot

i am sorry but that is the truth as I know it

has almost as much positive impact on a lot of dishes as garlic or onion but gets way less credit

have to disagree, carrots are great but i don't always want that root vegetable sweetness in my food

sarahell otm.

probably 90% of the dishes i cook start with onions & garlic. 10% AT BEST start with carrots.

carrots are nice and all but they ain't the "workhorse of the kitchen" that onions or garlic are.

well they are, but only in the sense imo that a punchy temperamental genius creator like a garlic or an onion needs a watercarrier like carrot just to disperse the beauty

so wait what catastrophe befell the carrot world in 98

early life coach global conference agreed to go with the stick

i'll allow it

Since we're talking about fictional jobs, I have a friend from high school who woke up one morning and decided that she was not, in fact, a play director/educator of high school students, but instead an intuitive life coach. I have not yet had the heart to ask her how that's working out for her since this also coincided with a divorce and a surprise baby with the dude she cheated on her husband with and I suspect Other Issues may have contributed to this revelation.

surprise babies are now intuitive babies

carrots suck

you joke but every other post about her 5-month-old infant talks about how it is an indigo baby

If you want to boggle at some New Age nonsense, google "indigo children"

indigo and outicome

I just feel bad for that infant tbh