I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

so, someone whose videos on xtube have been favorites of mine for a while goes to my school. should i avoid like hell or say what's up?

Hell of an icebreaker.

But seriously, why not say what's up?

sent him a pm, prob least terrifying option

I had to abort eating an ass last night because it was too fragrant. This morning I said “next time, make sure you weed the garden ok?"

i enjoy guy smells to a point but yeah take a damn shower first

oh gross

was there not a shower nearby? and some weeding tools?

http://gardenersblog.jerseyplantsdirect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/weeding-organic-garden-lg.jpg

I'll never understand guys who don't attempt some at least rudimentary clean-up prior to any sexual activity. It's gay sex! At least anticipate that *some* attention is going to be paid to your butt at some point.

the last few times i have had sex it was a total surprise, but my butt was not involved i don't think.

"weed the garden" makes it sound like there were dingleberries

Not how I read that at first (thought a preference for smoothness was being expressed) but now that you mention it---ugh!

Nah he hairy and I like it but I'm gonna buy him some baby wipes for Christmas

I'm just super-proud of my "weed the garden" sexpression. Another original is "pitch a tent" for a DP.

I told a friend abt these and he said he has a friend who likes to call fisting "bowling"

In general I like to be the judge of "no wait I'm not clean" but there's been a couple times now with this dude when my tongue has E.T.'d so I think I'm gonna start making some gentle recommendations.

Just in case there's any confusion:

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/et_3.jpg?itok=Gztcftpt

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But "pitch a tent"--though adolescent--is already a sexual euphemism. Yours is better though.

My favourite fisting euphemism probably comes from a Patton Oswalt stand-up routine where he (imitating Robert Evans) jokes about "turning [the fistee] into my own personal finger-puppet."

god, dp'ing is like the sexworld equivalent of finding mewtwo.

TITTW we reveal the depths of our dep-rav-a-tee

I'm still confused about E.T.ing but maybe I don't want to understand.

fgti's finger is radioactive

it's got the invisible touch

I'm still confused about E.T.ing but maybe I don't want to understand.

― Je55e, Saturday, December 13, 2014 2:10 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's got the invisible touch

he reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.

http://i.imgur.com/edtDYNt.png

what about if you want to flush the dude down the toilet

i'm singing "dude wipes" to the tune of "good lovin'" by the young rascals

http://www.stim.com/Stim-x/0596May/Sparky/Pix/flower.gif

but there's been a couple times now with this dude when my tongue has E.T.'d

ohhhhhhh my god

fgti srsly living up to thread title

i think of mattress's "traces of bitter earth" comment all the time now

I thought of it the other day when my face was days deep in some tush and it was clean but had a slight bitterness to it.

I like how apropos(ish) Alfred's DN now feels in light of this recent convo.

ETing is when your tongue or finger touches turd not sorry

I am.

gay TMI thread really delivering the goods today

gay tmi thread is not fully delivering if the only thing i need to look up is 'mewtwo'

never heard DPing as an acronym wtf is it

ok, that's just trying too hard. keep it simple stupid.

just takes a little limbering up.

E.T. was exactly what I feared.

But like did it reach out to meet you halfway?

DPing seems to always be the climax frame of sexy yaoi so I think a lotta gay nerds hold it up mentally as being some holy mountain.

I've seen it in porn and it just looks too silly to be fun

Attempted it once; too difficult to actually be enjoyable, though we never did properly get it going. May or may not try it again if the situation ever presents itself.

my ex and i were playing with another couple we'd see occasionally -- he'd gone to the bathroom for a minute and we were actually making it work but had to stop lest he get jealous (which happened anyway).

is "lucky pierre"-ing a commonly used term?

Have no idea what "Lucky Pierre" means in this context, even after a Google search.

haw, the first result i get is the correct meaning

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lucky+pierre

Oh, I've totally been a Lucky Pierre!

my friends (same ones mentioned above) referred to the positions as cabin boy, pierre and the captain, respectively.

<3 this thread so much

I've reluctantly DP-topped a few times and it has been charming in an "athletic feats!" sort of way. No Os but some nice memories