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Paper towels and other consumables that are alternately printed with "Hatfield" or "McCoy". People would consume twice as fast because "I'm not using a goddamned Hatfield paper towel!", etc. Of course Mother Earth loses in this scenario, but I've suspected Mother Earth of being a goddamned Hatfield for some time now.

There's a seed of marketing brilliance in there. Like selling "not racist" light bulbs. Oh, you don't buy our products? Huh. Interesting.

ah the ilx test

"Yes, my whole family switched over to using black lights exclusively to prove we're not racist. Now, if you pay attention to the tiger in the center of the painting, you will observe that its stripes flutter in time to the music."

A prank iphone app that requires you to "calibrate" it by going through a series of increasingly ludicrous motions with your phone (like the figure 8 thing but getting increasingly complex) before just laughing at you and telling you you look ridiculous.

$50 mil first round of VC guaranteed

Tim Burton remake of Worzel Gummidge with Johnny Depp as Worzel, the film would focus on his troubled father/son relationship with the Crowman

made CL ad for CANNES
haven't published yet but it's ready to go

As Jackie Liebezeit?

Seeking Dame Suzuki, Helga Czukay and Irma Schmidt.

Jacqui. Yes!

Buy some of those blowjob mouths (as seen in the NSFW thread) and a party pack of dildos and film a scene with a pair of strobe lights called The 19th Hole

A recruitment consultancy that specialises in getting homeless people into temp jobs called 'Bums on Seats'.

A poster of Klay Thompson and Stephan Curry shooting threes with the caption "Golden Showers" #terriblehoopideas

THurding, a short work of fiction about how ILX is destroyed by terrible garbage posters such as myself but then rebuilt again by a familiar and brave ILX poster with a creative new name.

I had an idea a while back for a sitcom that was just 30 minutes of opening credits, with like 500 different characters.

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so i guess adult swim just did this? when i first heard about it i was like "i swear to god someone on ilx proposed this very thing."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw

Insp3ct0r G4dg3t: A XXX pr0n parody

"Go g0 g4dg3t p3nis!"

That Too Many Cooks video is a lot like my endless sitcom credits
idea!

Oh lol someone already said that.

dang, you were even late on that.

Mine would t have relied on gore though. My sitcoms

,*a family program

Yeah, the gore angle was a little disappointing, it's a great video but I wish it literally had just been this endless, weirdly plausible sitcom.

'Duty Free'

A perfume that smells like all other perfumes mixed together and makes you feel as if you're going on holiday.

haha!

a combo weed/gun shop called canniballistics - logo is some dude eating another dude

I love that.

A meme where an alert from Mavericks comes up that says "Force Quit Everything?" and then you see that Gary Oldman gif that's real intense.

Except Mavericks doesn't display an alert like that and Oldman's character is actually saying "Everyone!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_iAE2JIyEE

sorry, don't know that one, never watched breaking bad

Inspired by a sign at the gym that has

YO
GA

in huge letters, I want Lady Gaga and Yo-Yo Ma to team up and make a yoga instructional video

YOYO
GAGA
YOGA

I also want someone in Tacoma to open an all-you-can-eat taqueria and name it TACOMA TACO COMA

a man, a plan

TACO COMA is a great name no matter where it's located

TACO COMA, TACO HI-I-I-GH

80s style PSAs about the importance of googling things

Taco Coma Va

Tacoma Taco Coma Mama

clothing line/store for stylish dads called Miami Dad County

thats a great idea

love it

Know what fathers and that metro have in common? They both enjoy home rule.

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I used to share a flat with four other people in a house in Central London that had been split into separate flats, one per floor. The landlord didn't live there, but the flat on the top floor was occupied by a really old guy who was one of his relatives. The landlord wanted to sell the house, but couldn't, because for whatever reason he'd agreed to let this relative live there. There was a standing rule that if this old guy died, all the tenants would be evicted, so that the landlord could sell up.
One time, I came home from work, and on the carpet going up the stairs there were red stains and broken glass. As I got further up the stairs, I realised that someone had dropped a jar of raspberry jam, but my first thought was "oh shit, the old guy's dead and we're all going to get evicted!".
So my terrible idea is a black comedy sitcom where the landlord keeps trying to have the old guy discretely bumped off, when actually he's already died from extreme old age, and the tenants are trying to make it look like he's still alive 'Weekend At Bernie's' style.

i thought your idea would be a bag of gore made from raspberry jam that can be burst on stairs to keep people using the elevator

^^^worst deleted scene from The Shining

http://i.imgur.com/IKeveCe.gif

80s Google PSA and Miami Dad County have both been popping into my head and making me lose my shit over the past couple days.

I picture the latter looking like Big Johnson novelty type shirts that you'd buy at the spencer gifts at the mall, with like two dads peering over the top of wayfarers, back to back with their arms crossed.