the useless moderator how's life creating problems

is this like some kind of viral webseries where the big reveal is the tie in for a software startup or a movie directed by christopher nolan?

or maybe waterface started out that way but then the entertainment product he was supposed to promote was abandoned, causing him to "go rogue," hence the recent spelling errors

i cracked the case

maybe waterface was that rogue banaka agent who was expelled from the collective imo explains a lot

Binaca Breath Spray Peppermint. INGREDIENTS: SD Alcohol 38f, Isobutane, Glycerin, Flavor, Water, Sodium Saccharin . DIRECTIONS: Spray 2 or 3 times into your mouth*** to freshen your breath instantly.

***your mouth is located on your face

i love dirk gentlyesque hermeneutic anarchist sufjan grafton

also 'Glycerin' is the name of a song by Bush. Gavin Rossdale is married to Gwen Stefani. Both of these people have faces and are filled with blood that is more than 80% water.

changing his login to "bloodface" would be an interesting rebranding effort.

Just a reminder: playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is not welcome on ilx. Particularly trying to out people who don't want to be outed and who have previously stated that they are not the former user you believe they are. Thanks for understanding.

whatever luna

stfu, nude spock.

doxx'd a spock

is that confirmation that water face isn't former mr que

what about when we know the old usernames but poster wants to pretend its not them etc

funny policy imo

the useless moderator how's life creating problems

is velko back under a new name?

Just a reminder: playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is not welcome on ilx.

― how's life, Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:48 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh what this htread is terrible

Just a reminder: playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is not welcome on ilx. Particularly trying to out people who don't want to be outed and who have previously stated that they are not the former user you believe they are. Thanks for understanding.

― how's life, Thursday, 16 October 2014 23:48 (Yesterday)

this principle might be worth shit if it didnt apply to cases where hypothetically new posters continued spiteful and unreciprocated vendettas from their prior incarnations

playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is a storied ilx activity w many good threads devoted to it

including the one where the case for waterface=que was put forward!

if u want to outrun yr past u have to come up w a new posting style is whats what

que's que

why is how's life even a moderator?

http://i.imgur.com/TzsAWsc.jpg

lagoon, you can have all the fun you want on the BRAH thread at the moment with posters who have not actively protested against you trying to out them. Next time imago changes his username and you're all like "hmmm, wonder if that guy who's posting on the cardiacs thread is imago?" Go for it. But waterface has asked that you not fuck with his background, whatever it may be. Please respect that.

pass/ag dogshit

waterface doesn't respect markers' requests to leave him alone

markers has not brought that to mod attention recently.

lol

I don't even get why waterface is still a poster tbh

what does anybody get out of that arrangement

that would presumably be because waterface has shut the fuck up and stopped baiting him

tbf i can't ever escape instant identification and i do wonder how others think they possibly can

you lack judgment and you lack intelligence as displayed in that 77 thread where u went white knighting while failing to understand it

if I changed my username tomorrow you'd take weeks to find me xp

you'd be all "who is this 'loses'?"

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thbICk05yPk

how's life, can i be a "guest mod" one day? my birthday maybe?

if how's life would just go back to not engaging with my posts in any way, including sub-forks comedy mod shit, i would happily go back to ignoring him as i did when he was just another valued sitcom and toilet humour poster in the lineage of Old Lunch and Phil D

It's really boring. I hope to fuck I don't have to do any modding on my birthday.

i promise to "shake things up"

Just think, while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world, we could've been getting down to this sick Treesh.

i mean, that's what people say

I also think how's life is a spectacularly bad mod, fuck you and your tone-police bullshit dude. anybody who offends Branwell AND nakh is really doing something wrong. stop locking threads and finger-waving at posters and stick to poorly executed aisle 6 code cleanups, just try not to post any more IPs.

also, perma-ban waterface, never understood why stet gave him a pass

oh my gosh

hi lagume

Hey, nakhchivan, how much longer do I have to continue not engaging with your posts in any way before you start ignoring me? Cuz right now would be cool, if you're down.

i'm engaged to darragh's AVG post i put a ring on it

lo siento, sleeve.

it begins

what the fuck @ these mod statements