The 7,000 Names of Grady

in the new Blake Butler book the Names of Grady is actually a thing

32. Gordon

33. Graiden

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34. G-Roadster

35. Gradky Park

36. Had this idea of a "going off the rails on a Grady Train" post and did the requisite homework:

http://i.imgur.com/0JYEpfA.jpg

Turns out, it's a pretty popular pun for people to make, albeit with a play on "gravy train" rather than Ozzy.

But I think I've got another food parody lined up for Weird Al.

Wait wth is 'bath tissue'?

Toilet paper.

bog rolls

Unlike other English speaking countries, the U.S. doesn't throw around the word "toilet" as much as the other ones do.

Never really noticed it until I saw a sign in the Sydney airport that said TOILET with a big arrow. My delicate sensitivities would've preferred "rest room".

If you ask for the bathroom in Germany you get shown the room with the bath in it. You have to specifically ask for the toilet (presumably with more detail the better)

I assume the German word for what I'd call a "rest room" translates loosely to roomofhousewithtoiletnonotthebathroomdoyouwashinthetoiletcaniwatch.

Should have changed your dn to "poop will eat it's shelf" for that post, S

37. Grawker