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― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

protagonist

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I looked all throughout Ryan's Myspace friends but couldn't find him. The only Bill on there doesn't look like him.

I forget how we know his name is Bill, though...?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude's probably still on Friendster.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

These kinds of people aren't on Friendster.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Wayne (I think he's not a Bill) is not part of their circle of friends. I think they don't even like him. Vis: http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/Diehls-Party/andy_loftus

hey wait, does that mean his name is andy?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link

(xpost!!!) I'm not sure Diehl even likes our protagonist. Witness some of the captions in the photo album:

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/Diehls-Party?page=1

Image URLs seem to indicate that the dude's last name is Loftus.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

No, I think Andy is the other guy in the pic, based on the other URL naming conventions in the album.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

oh fuck wait I'm slow on the draw. someone already pointed all this out.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

WHO IS THE TWO BEER QUEER

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe he's the neighbor diehl was friends with in kindergarten and his mom made him invite him to the going away party

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

the orange alien girl on the right in the first picture reminds me of how I felt when I had to sit in James' car in the Sonic drive-thru twiddling my thumbs while he read Infinite Crisis cover-to-cover

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

this is one of the greatest threads in the history of threading.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe he's the neighbor diehl was friends with in kindergarten and his mom made him invite him to the going away party

No, Tommy Turnbull is the childhood friend -- but they're still friends to this day, so it's cool.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

(Pretty sure that's Turnbull in the Nostalgia Photo Album on the Diehl in Iraq site, and he also leaves a comment on Diehl's Myspace page about having known him since preschool.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

PS2 on the white shelving thing(with a copy of Tekken 4) on the "Wayne passed out" pic.

I'm wondering if the thing on the dresser is actually a black gamecube.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

EMILY DON'T BE BRINGING MY BUSINESS ALL UP IN HERE PLZ THX

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

And people wonder why I hate knowing there are pictures of me and my friends on the internet!

― Jibé (Jibé), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

See, this is exactly why I like that Emily posts on ILX!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago) link

compartmentalizing is not healthy xpost

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

also, I was making fun of myself as the bored girl, b/c obv Wayne/Bill whoever is way way more awesome than she, and I'm not just saying that

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/Diehls-Party/bed_buddies

LIVESTRONG

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't stop hitting "refresh" on this thread. Fuckers.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Am I the only one who thinks Wayne is actually kinda cute, especially in that pic where he's passed out?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I fear probably yes, Tuomas!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

It's the Hooters shirt that does it for you, isn't it Tuomas?

I don't have enough reference points yet, but I think that "Wayne"'s name is really Tommy Loftus.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

no, I like him too

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Why "Tommy"? There is a "Bill Loftus" who is a CEO in King of Prussia. But it looks like these kids live in Drexel Hill.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

oh man, I have just aligned myself w/ the controversial Tuomas, thus ending my already-shaky career on ilx. I mean I wouldn't do Wayne, but I think he posesses a certain likeability. xpost

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Diehls-Party/johnfirco_loftus.sized.jpg

Oh, come on! That sweet innocence... Just waiting to be deflowered.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

(xxx-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

oh man, he looks really hopeless in that one

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002636.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

the removal on the cap humanized him for me

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Wayne might be an okay guy, but I think diehl and his friends are mostly cunts.

http://diehliniraq.com/links.htm

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

oh man, I have just aligned myself w/ the controversial Tuomas, thus ending my already-shaky career on ilx.

Hey, I'm not contagious or anything! And it's just the Noisers who find me controversial.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't worry, young wayne. You'll get that job at guitar center next month!

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

they are cunts b/c they like wawa's?!?

:-)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, Wayne definitely trumps the others

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

No, because they like Tom Petty.

The Syrup Kid?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

The Syrup Kid?

a dj skrew fan, perhaps?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/Pics-from-Iraq-2/Whose_this_crazy_guy

diehl's bros in the service

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

"Why a 1964 Comet you ask? Well I have a sick obsession with the movie Swingers and a 1964 Comet is the car Vince Vaughn drives in it, and I loved it, so I bought it."

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

may I retract my earlier pro-Wayne statements?

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Random/diehlshits.jpg

The internet's a helluva place.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

[dude, I can't believe James totally stormed off of this thread b/c I mentioned that he reads Infinite Crisis (which he probably posts about on the I Love Comics thread anyway)]

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

may I retract my earlier pro-Wayne statements?

What made you change your mind?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Can't someone use fantastic haxor skills and add a link to this thread to www.diehliniraq.com?

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't believe none of our techno-wizards have yet photoshopped any of these pics... Or would that be too creepy?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

that quote I linked from "Glen's blurbs" on myspace

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

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