batter coming up with the bases loaded = "he's coming to the plate with the ducks on the pond"
― Michael F Gill, Saturday, 8 September 2007 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_baseball_jargon
― mattbot, Thursday, 13 September 2007 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_baseball_jargon_%28P%29#pick_me_up
pick me up Often said by a hitter who has just made an out, to the next hitter, usually with ducks on the pond. In effect the player is saying, "Please succeed where I have failed (so I don't get blamed for failing to knock in the runner)."
Often said by a hitter who has just made an out, to the next hitter, usually with ducks on the pond. In effect the player is saying, "Please succeed where I have failed (so I don't get blamed for failing to knock in the runner)."
― mattbot, Thursday, 13 September 2007 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link
There's a sudden dull pain in the back of my head.
― Andy K, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
hard hit single: "that ball had some serious english on it"
― Michael F Gill, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link
barely related Uecker quote: "The bases are loaded, like I wish I was"
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
hmmm, "english" would mean to me that it had a serious curve to it. like in pool when you strike the cue on one side of the vertical axis to give it some spin?
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 24 April 2008 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
actually the ball in question did have some spin on it.
― Michael F Gill, Friday, 25 April 2008 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link
There are some Two-way words, like it’s okay for Curt Gowdy to say ‘Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.’ But he can’t say, ‘I think he hurt his balls on that play Tony, don’t you? He’s holding them. He must have hurt them by God.’
RIP
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 June 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
TILT
― Andy K, Saturday, 11 April 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Scouting lingo : "(type of pitch) sits at (speed of pitch)"
― Andy K, Saturday, 11 April 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link
"Speed guy" (why not "base stealer"?), often heard on Baseball Tonight and on MLB Network.
Not sure how that caught on.
― Andy K, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link
first-to-third speed often > base stealing
anything but "difference-maker"
Pretty sure I heard aaron Boone use both "points on the board" and "both sides of the ball" last night. Wrong sport, dipshit.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 September 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
"professional hitter" (aka "marginal veteran")
― Andy K, Friday, 10 September 2010 12:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Referring to a slider as a "slide-piece."
GAHHHH
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 September 2010 12:39 (thirteen years ago) link
"unanswered runs" and its variations always bugs me.
― bnw, Friday, 10 September 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link
"crooked numbers"
― Andy K, Sunday, June 24, 2007 10:42 PM (4 years ago)
ugh ugh ugh, hate this one -- esp when it comes out of Chip Caray's mouth.
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
"toe the slab"
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
gary thorne just referred to a 'great piece of hit-and-run' after his color guy (bordick?) used 'great piece of hitting' twice in an inning
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
"oppo"
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link
on the occasion of e5 losing a bat into the crowd:
"that helicoptered right into that guys dome"
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link
Campaign
― Andy K, Saturday, 25 May 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
"And it's a three-RBI homer."
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
Calling base hits "safeties." Shut up, Chip Caray, every rain delay is your grandfather pissing down on your head.
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Sunday, 11 August 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link
ron darling "totally different facing roark whos a paint masterson"
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 1 August 2015 01:05 (eight years ago) link
can't believe you're questioning a yale product like that
just be happy you weren't told about the time he started against frank viola and the johnnies
― mookieproof, Saturday, 1 August 2015 01:19 (eight years ago) link
calling players on rosters 'pieces'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 23:13 (eight years ago) link
"cheese at the knees"
― Michael F Gill, Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link
"nibble"
― Andy K, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link
― mookieproof, Wednesday, November 11, 2015 6:13 PM (two years ago)
also 'arms' and 'bats' for pitchers/ hitters
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 July 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link
Can we at least sort out the pitchers from the catchers
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link
The Philly Inquirer's 1921 use of "moist deliverymen" to describe spitball pitchers just sent a shudder through my entire body pic.twitter.com/uW63UYW62v— Emma Baccellieri (@emmabaccellieri) March 12, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link
"NO-NO," so fuckin' stupid
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 9:39 AM (eleven years ago)
otm
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link
Montas not missing many bats early on.— Martín Gallegos (@MartinJGallegos) May 22, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
"elite"
(already complained about that one on the phrases-that-annoy thread)
― clemenza, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link
"I'm Ted Fucking Williams--I'm a fucking elite hitter."
It just doesn't work.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link
elite as an adjective? as a noun it's unavoidable and p useful in my profession (vidya games. it's what you call specialized badguys who aren't bosses but aren't nobodys)
― deus ex majima (Will M.), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link
As an adjective, meaning great, or one of the best. It just somehow seems pretentious to me.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/UOdfGUg.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link
stop saying 'moved' instead of 'traded'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link
We've had three "professional hitters" in the last three minutes.— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) October 2, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link
Matt Stairs tribute
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 00:55 (four years ago) link
Is the subtext that the remaining hitters are amateur hour bush leagers?
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 00:58 (four years ago) link
actually i think the subtext is that they’re not very good at anything else
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 01:06 (four years ago) link
'part ways'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link
I keep seeing 'cosine' used to mean 'I also agree with this', but it has to be 'cosign', no?
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link
I assume it's a joke?
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link
^ cosine
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link
it's for when you only agree tangentially
― Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:55 (four years ago) link
discus
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link
the existence of 'live batting practice' and 'live hitters' implies . . .
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link
"frozen pizza" = referring to motionless batters who are called out on strikes
― Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 6 July 2022 01:16 (one year ago) link
Pretty sure I heard aaron Boone use (. . .) "both sides of the ball" last night. Wrong sport, dipshit.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 9, 2010 11:14 AM (thirteen years ago)
this battle is being lost but utterly otm
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 October 2023 04:58 (six months ago) link