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Pacman Championship DX is amazing!

i really enjoy shadow of mordor i just wish they had been ballsy enough to jettison all the tedious AC-style shit and let us just go populous 2 on orc military society
― adam, Monday, October 13, 2014 8:50 PM

its funny how much of the mechanics are shamelessly ripped from AC - the scaling heights, cover system, distract/stealth-kill, hidden symbols you can only see in special vision mode (collect 'em all to find out about...zzzzz). i guess the artifacts w/ hidden memories are tomb raider reboot-style. it is a fun game, the a.i. stuff is hilarious. i freed some slaves and they all ran off except one kept hammering a wall. i decided to test if you can hit npcs and slashed at him. he almost fell over, then shook it off turned around and said "thank you" before running off

dx is like distilled crack

it's so frantic that i feel like i'm just blowing by subtle details in design, like you might never actually study the underside of the eaves of an outbuilding in an immaculately rendered 3-d world, except in this case it's the intricately realized Line Of Best Fit, the shortest path to solving a Rubik's cube, the elegance of which you're too frazzled to fully grok but which your diligent practice allows you to stumble upon with less serendipity and more determination, but regardless, it's thrilling when you brush against it or even, for a short time, fully inhabit it

dragon quest/warrior 2, howdy ho. iOS port, absolutely no frills. perfect for playing in the bathroom at work, i mean, old school jRPG fix. level up

man, i'm really tempted by that, DW2 & i have some unfinished business from 1991.

how far did you get?

it's my first time playing it, although i played through the first Dragon Warrior a million times when I was a kid. i just finished picking up my first party member (who i have named after my dog Bird), and it was a hilarious 1990 style painful fetch quest. "Bird is headed to castle X! go find him!" (45 random encounters on the way to castle X!) - "Bird just left, but he said he was going going to the cave of heroes! go find him!" (82 random encounters on the way to cave) - "you just missed Bird! now he's on his way to castle Y! go find him!" (54 random encounters on the way to castle Y!) - "what? i haven't seen Bird. he is my son and i will cry if he has perished! i have no advice for where to look for him. guess you'll just have to recheck everywhere you have ever traveled" (1000s of random encounters occur). then i found him in an inn in a town that was otherwise useless.

now i'm ready to get my third party member! *pumps fist*

for some reason i decided to watch the ending to Dragon Quest 1 just now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=judJaM1Vviw

there is some weird shit that casually goes down at the end. the princess begs the hero to let her "join" him, and then they proceed to walk away from the king...with him always 1 step in front of his new companion. is he just laying down the misogynistic law early on, about 5 seconds, into their new relationship?

I think I'm about a third of the way through Alien Isolation now and I'm really, really loving it. Occasionally the spell is broken by witnessing the alien wandering aimlessly around like a drunk searching for his lost spectacles but mostly it's been utterly riveting and very, very scary. I rescreened Alien again the other night and it's incredible how perfectly Creative Assembly have captured the look and atmosphere of the movie.

Also, lobbing a noisemaker into the midst of a group of hostile survivors then hiding in a locker to watch them get eviscerated is a lot of fun.

true almost all of the time

how far did you get?

i don't remember any specifics but i feel like it was pretty far, because i had three or four tiny people following me around? i loved they were all visible in their little conga line.

gimme another ipad game to burn through

no platformers or runners or anything like that

something like FTL or tower defense or a good board game port like carcassonne or star realms

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besides that (i have it and mostly like it)

If you haven't played Little Inferno yet it's worth a fling.

i have

it was cool i guess

i like really replayable strategy-ish games

iOS XCom?

played it to death on ps3 :)

sunless sea

or shadowrun

was that a suggestion or a response to the OP

i was replying to op - i like sunless so far. but i keep dying and having to start over.

mine was a suggestion

steam's free weekend of "don't starve" hooked me, i ended up paying for it. it scratches the same itch that the "glitch" mmo did a few years back.

aw, i shoulda bought it and woulda if you had said GLITCH

it goes on sale a lot. i'm kinda pushing that one off to PS4 future queue

don't starve is definitely worth playing and the less you know about how to play it correctly beforehand the better

I just got an Xbox One this weekend. Ramen noodles for me for a couple of weeks. Luckily Minecraft is only 5 bucks, and Outlast was on sale for $15 so I picked up that as well. I reaaally want play Alien Isolation and Evil Within, but need a few more paychecks.

transistor ... super fun!

just played through transistor. so great. resisting doing another full playthrough on new game+

sleeping dogs. this game is not good

fighting borrowed from arkham, but not as fluid or fun

freerunning borrowed from ass. creed but bad, totally unclear from the textures which heights/surfaces are climbable or jumpable

driving is terrible, all the cars are both twitchy and understeery. totally unfun to drive around. there's a "ram" mechanic which is like sub-mariokart. you can buy cars but there's zero indication which are better.

basic stuff like street directions and the camera just plain don't work.

a whole lot of awkwardly placed cutscenes with the video game average writing and v/o (ie barely listenable)

a gta-alike in a HK action mode (complete with gang-cop duality bs) should have been a slam dunk.

about the only thing they did better than GTA was make it more easy and fun to shoot while driving.

MGSVGZ for PC. SO GOOD

Sleeping dogs is incredibly terrible, I have no idea why people hype that game up

crypt of the necrodancer off the steam sale. rhythm spelunky. pretty fun.

Sleeping Dogs is one of my favourite games of the last few years but it gets 100% more fun when you really get the hang of the combat. It's probably the only thing I can think of that I would replay from start to finish for the atmosphere, music, etc.

I'm currently playing Tomb Raider 2013 and it is genuinely great.

dog of dracula 2. even better than dog of dracula 1.

Sleeping Dogs was more than the sum of its parts for me.

yeah i gotta agree, i ahd a lot of fun w/ sleeping dogs. i did play it with keyboard/mouse tho?

Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 FULL BURST (aka the 2013 edition of a 2012 game with the DLC, already outdated by a 2014 edition). Pretty damn good, as far as licensed anime fighters go - the visual and presentation quality of the in-game fight engine and integrated cutscenes is stunning to me; even this YouTube video doesn't do it justice, given that on the console it's all running at 60fps. I stopped keeping up with Naruto long before Shippuden, so it's all new story to me, too. Comprehensive fan service at its best.

When I'm not getting shot to pieces by 13-year-olds on GTA Online, I've been playing one of those new free PS+ games. Duke Nukeum something something? I'm realizing that I could just about play this thing blindfolded, given how much I played it back in '96. Now if they'd only release Quake on PSN.

you mean DUKE NUKEM MEGATON EDITION? been meaning to download it for my vita - i think i could probably draw the layout of the first couple of levels from memory. it was one of the first games i ever had for my first pc and i played it over and over and over.

I bought Super Mega Baseball for PS4 and am really into it so far.

shadow of mordy / infamous:first light / alien:isolation. also tried a.c. unity multiplayer coop, its fun but buggy as hell and the lag is terrible

which, if any, of these games should i get?

far cry 4
forza horizon 2
ass creed, the pirate one
saints row 4
arkham whatever the latest was

hmmm

havent played
haventplayed
fuck assassins creed
saintsrow 4 is basically more of the same
played until i got to a dumb boss fight that blew and i quit, seemed like a pretty pale imitation of the first 2 honestly

you are welcome

played blood dragon, mix of fun and repetitive boredom. at least they don't give you a silenced sniper rifle, which makes those games really easy. it legit took a while for my eye to adjust to the style of it, the VHS fuzz, dull red color palette shot through with harsh neon. i don't get the choice of giving each enemy a color-coded corona of light. i loved the choice of making the ending an unchallenging blast tho. actual funny gross videogame sex humor, which has to be a first.

what i'm hearing is "arr matey"

i liked arkham, it's more of the same if you really enjoyed the first two. a couple of great setpieces that that make the more mediocre stuff worth sifting through

I deleted bitcoin billionaire today. wtf @ me for getting into it.