Misdirected emails

people complaining about buying pasta is a pet peeve

Im not talking about a pasta dish. Why anyone would buy a serve of plain boiled pasta with nothing on it is what gets me. Whats the freaking point, unless I dunno you're staying in yr car or some weird room with no kitchen.

He did get butter sauce on it.

Which is fucking revolting, I might add, but it wasn't plain.

It might be for a kid, but given the number of times this person orders plain pasta for quadruple the cost of an entire box of pasta you can make in ten minutes at home, it just doesn't make any sense.

Maybe:

• He's on the road.

• He's disabled.

• He doesn't know how to cook spaghetti to make it as soft and refined as Joey D.

• He's lazy.

• He has money to burn.

• He has someone else's money to burn.

Who knows? Good thing he didn't order a coke for $1.29, or we'd be all over him for not getting a 20-pack at Skaggs for $8.

maybe he makes over $30/hour in which case preparing the spaghetti may literally not be worth his time

I bet I could make a chicken sandwich at home for less than $12.

so i keep getting things for the dude who was supposed to receive that breakup letter, and one of them had his phone number on it. so i called it, and he actually answered.

he claims he signed up for my exact gmail address (no dots or anything) two years ago and got it. says he hasn't received any of my stuff and seemed genuinely concerned that i was getting some of his. either gmail has some weird bug with their validation or he actually has a different address but forgets what it is when he gives it to stewardesses (as i learned the above lady is).

i asked him to send me a screenshot of the top of his inbox to verify, or to send something to my email and see who gets it, but he hasn't responded (hopefully because he realized his mistake and feels dumb).

gmail ignores dots in the address, anyway, so it wouldn't matter

if my adventures in misdirected email have taught me anything, it is that people have no idea what their own email address is

^

My boss snagged the handle @LT when Twitter first debuted. Now he gets tagged for everything from LaDainian Tomlinson to most recently, "LMAO “@Lipstickthug: Nigga u sure bout that “@ClydesRevenge: @LT I wouldn't fuck you if my life depended on it”

i really want to read fake-caek's yelp reviews of these places. "the best honey mustard in town! minus a star for never emailing me a receipt like they say they will."

fake-caek is certainly no gastrophysicist

applause

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$0.00 Fries
$0.00 Barbeque on the side
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun sub with pickle
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this is racist

Found a dude named caek who lives in the right-hand corner:

http://i.imgur.com/UGDDylP.png

But there are tons of caek in what I now call "Caeklanta," so who knows.

Hi ljubljana,

I tried to call and confirm your appointment for A1d3n for Monday Oct 20 at 9:30am. I couldn't get through on your phone.

Please send a quick reply to this email to confirm.

See you Monday,
Jacqui

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$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara.
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$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 Add barbecue
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Fries
$0.00 Add ketchup

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$3.55 tip
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Damn, man. Eat something else now and then.

I created a jackd account to talk to someone til I get u back I'm sorry baby I just can't deal with the pain......

love this thread

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HEY GRANDMA! <3

If you don't know. This is Mikayla! I'm sorry I have not wrote to you in a long time. I just don't like to be on my phone much anymore! I've been doing good! I've been going to Zumba class (that's a dance workout class) and running around in the woods! Just trying to keep active because I know winter is right around the corner! I really dislike winter. I've also picked up drawing! I'll have to show you some of my work! And speaking of work I feel like I've been doing a lot of that at the nursing home! It's not such a bad job.. It's just that the people that work there can be real hot headed!!!! Like this girl that's in dietary with me. She's been giving me trouble! Everyone tells me it's just her personality but I knew her for a while and before she was never mean towereds me until we stopped hanging out! But I think it's blowing over so I'm not as worried about it as before!!! I kind of feel like lately I've really been discovering myself! And I kind of like it! I'm happier now then I have ever been befor! (Probably because I'm out of school!) but I'm thinking of some big changes soon!
Besides that how have you been doing? I really miss you!!! :(
After winter is over I'm thinking about a road trip to come visit you! ;)
So message me back! And I'll see if I can get my drawings sent so you can see :) the other pictures are just from the woods and stuff.(like post cards)
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~love Mikayla

Awwww I would write back to that one and tell her she had the wrong address because I bet it's going to make her grandma super happy to get that email.

oh i totally did, i always tell them it's a wrong address if it's a legit & sincere message.

<3 You are a legit and sincere dude.

sincerely legit move

so pleased with yourself when you got in early and scooped that grandma at gmail dot com address

I write back if it's professional contacts or important, like the dude trying to confirm that his son would take him to a colonoscopy

I can't imagine much worse than doing the colonoscopy prep and then missing the colonoscopy.

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faek caek splashing out

hope he had a nice dinner

something new!

Aw weekend with the kids

I first thought the restaurant's actual name was "Uncle Julio's Perimeter"

like Uncle Julio is this dude that gives off great vibes but he does not like to be touched

so everyone gathers near the perimeter of his comfort zone and eats some mesquite and tex-mex fare, soaking it all in.

I imagined a huge grill that Julio throws food from the middle of

big weekend...

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$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
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$3.75 Fettuccini Marinara
$0.00 No Marinara. Butter Sauce Only
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 No blue cheese

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Practice including team meet this Friday at 14:00 at the Sportek softball/baseball field tel-aviv (corner of even gvirol st):
The time allotted for this practice and team meet on the field 2 hours.


Ok here are the guys that can make the practice
1. Yoram G
2. Eli P (will arrive late)
3. Lowell
4. Amit P
5. Avi S
6. Mike W
7. Din



Here are the guys that we need an answer from yes or no :
1. Benny P
2. Danny
3. Blair P
4. Tomer P

Hi Galia,
I can make it from 2-3 by chance, but usually I work those hours and Shabbat is much better for me. My son Tomer will be in Eilat for the weekend. Looking forward to the practice. Be well and regards to all. Blair

Hey Girls,

Many thanks for the nice bottle and card in honor of my 80th. OMG where did all those years go?
It was hard on reentry this round and the Danish experience was beyond hard, but Ingelise is in a fairly decent place which is the most important thing. It was touted as a lock down, which is not quite the case. If the resident wears a special bracelet the doors will nor open. However, a person has the right to refuse, which Ingelise does. The director of the place tried to convince Inge to wear the thing, by telling her,this is what is done in this home...everyone wears a bracelet....Inge scrutinized her and observed...you are not wearing one! That's my girl....demens, but not dumb!

The weather has been fantastic and it is good to be home; feels like I missed summer as I put the garden to bed and winterize the Van and realize all the projects I did not accomplish...and the golf games I did not play......next year.

Looking forward to your return...enjoy..take care.....much love,
Nancy

truly a bumper crop! nancy sounds awesome imo

<3 <3 Nancy

Anyone mind if I break your heart?

http://i.imgur.com/ZEZhJoE.png

send back an email that just says "help me"

"And I want to see you get the right address correct. I raised your father better than this."