abysmal real names

Alo Bärengrub

A Tuckerton man was sentenced to 219 months in federal prison on Friday after posing as a teenage girl online and having young boys send him nude photos, authorities said.

Stanley Zdon III, 28, was sentenced for conspiracy to produce child pornography, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

Gaz Coombes

Hamilton Wadsworth Meserve

Handschuhsheim, (kurpfälzisch: Hendesse[1] [ˈhɛndəsə]) ist der bevölkerungsreichste Stadtteil von Heidelberg.

Tonya Cornett

Brinsley Le Poer Trench, 8th Earl of Clancarty

actually almost everyone on this page http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Pseudohistorians

Augustus Le Plongeon

Oscar Kiss Maerth

Auberon Waugh

Loftus Becker

i did a search for the most abysmal name that could hypothetically exist; there is no one living with the name "Percival Snert"

sadly

jordon mutch

meghan trainor

^^ that is the name of a girl appearing in a high school homecoming group photo with two other girls wearing shiny dresses doing the "charlie's angels" pose and smiling toothily

i think i had an elementary school teacher w/ the name trainor/trainer

Behati Prinsloo

Athletic pubalgia, also called the sports hernia,[1] hockey hernia,[2] hockey groin,[1] Gilmore's Groin,[1] or groin disruption[3

half surprised there doesn't seem to be a band called Groin Disruption

Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard Habsburg-Lothringen

Durga McBroom-Hudson

Sophus Bugge

Sir Felix Semen

Surprise Sithole

Dayrell Montague Crackanthorpe (1871-1950), Diplomat to Belgrade, Athens, Madrid and Guatemala City

Francis Leveson Bertie, 1st Viscount Bertie of Thame GCB, GCMG, GCVO, PC (/ˈbɑrtɪ əv ˈteɪm/ "barty of tame";[1]

Chedwyn Michael "Ched" Evans

Jan Assmann (author of Das Kulturelle Gedächtnis: Schrift, Erinnerung und Politische Identität in frühen Hochkulturen)

Jeffrey "Jeff" Schlupp (German pronunciation: [ˈdʒɛ.fʀiː ˈʃlʊp]; born 23 December 1992) is a professional footballer

So German pronunciation same as English

Ricki Mudd

Alexander Duie Pyle

http://i.imgur.com/Bnuav4r.png

Daryl Janmaat

I kind of like Janmaat for reminding me of the entertaining 80s Hindi crime thriller Janbaaz starring Dimple Kapedia, who I think would be a worthier entry in this thread.

Mother of Twinkle Khanna for good measure.

Which has led me to discover than Janmaat near as damn it means 'public opinion' in Hindi.

have to concur wrt Dimple Kapedia

Boyd Byron Broadwater

thread-opening name is making me lol so much, it sounds like a name from my hometown

there was someone named tanner swicegood there iirc

There's someone at my job named W@lkiri@ Kirkc0nnell. It kills me every single time I see it.

Anyone have the URL for Dimplekapedia? Wanted to check some info on dimples real quick.

shay given has a son called shayne

Diego ‘Chavo’ Fucks Argentinian football writer

http://i.imgur.com/rz6Uy7Z.jpg

Dean Marney

Dean Moxey

Thorsten Balsam

balsam is good. not great in that combo tho

It is commonly known as the harlequin ladybird (because it occurs in numerous colour forms). It is also known in North America as the multicolored Asian lady beetle, and (because it invades homes in October in preparation for overwintering) as Halloween lady beetle.[1][2]