rolling "Is This Racist?" thread

i obv didn't realize it at the time but the recurring orange soda gag on kenan & kel is pretty o_O

i can't believe i'm saying this but zachlyon otm

don't worry buddy "israel is genocidal -- zachlyon" now u can rest easy

i am amazed by this dude's responses in that interview

Has anyone mentioned his erotic fiction yet?

stimpy/pete slash?

Oh, if only

holy yikes

is slime or gak involved

While still in college, Matt established the first official Slam Poetry contest to be organized on an American college campus

wait wat

he's like 30

he wrote the steven seagal DTV vampire movie "against the dark"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Against_the_Dark_movie_poster.jpg

against the dark
skinned nickelodeon characters

Book Description
Publication Date: August 17, 2013
From Mathew Klickstein comes a new classic of erotic horror: Oliver Maxwell is demented, depraved, and disturbed. He's also one of the most caring young men you could ever hope to meet. In his own words, he both loves and hates women with equal intensity, confessing, "Some I hate so much, I have to see them naked." If you think Oliver Maxwell is complicated, just wait until you read about his sex life...

When this conflicted milquetoast discovers a stranger sprawled out and unconscious in an alleyway one night, he decides to take her home with him to "nurture her back to health and consciousness."

Oliver soon realizes that in order to take care of his mysteriously cataleptic housemate - the sudsy bubble baths, the muscle massages, the incessant combing of her silken blonde hair - he will need to indulge in extracurricular sexual diversions to keep from inflicting himself on her tender, vulnerable body.

There begins a litany of progressively perverted episodes for a man whose fantasies might be others' nightmares... and vice versa. For Oliver Maxwell (and the various paramours he comes upon during his nocturnal meanderings), experimentation is only the beginning. He craves the fear as much as the fantasy, and knows he's not the only one. Along the way, Oliver finds his lost angel in a coma might not be as innocent as he presupposed...

Publisher's note: "Rag Doll," is a work of fantasy containing horror and erotic themes that some readers might find disturbing. All characters in Rag Doll are of adult (18+) age.

yiiiiiiiikes

And if you LIKE what you read, also check out Mathew's other lesser-known books such as: Rag Doll (not for children but his best work to date), My Dog Forgot How to Read (talking eBook for children, no joke), Daisy Goes to the Moon (for children if your children are weird, but probably more for you), Back to Hollywood (if you can find it) and This Book is Called Counter (which you almost assuredly won't be able to find). Also look out for some of Mathew's short videos, stories and the like scattered about the Internet and library archives. Enjoy. America.

there it is.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvZ110kAm82RrK2_j8aDGGZrjoVMOh4BOHvAC8Wa5RMgFqG3r3

that might be the worst thing I've read

http://i.imgur.com/MR20F.gif

fuckin mathews with one t amirite

Omg @ "rag doll"

Quick turnaround

http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=2141

Jesus, I bet everyone behind this book is REALLY regretting getting this ignorant dickhole to write it now.

Like, this interview is such an epic, revolting fail.

also, "jokitsu" in the comments is clearly, CLEARLY the author

http://www.coloradodaily.com/ci_18749364

(still on the Klickstein tip)

this fucken guy

fuck

anyway, heeeey fashion industry

http://www.forever21.com/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=sale_tops&ProductID=2000104784&VariantID=

*steeples fingers* what's up with you

what am i missing

Did no one at Plume think to take a gander at Klickstein's bibliography before giving him the okay to write a book about a children's television network? It seems like some level of fallout was inevitable. Genuinely baffling.

all they needed to know was that he was white

http://flavorwire.com/newswire/nickelodeon-nostalgia-night-canceled

btw, this thread is now so long that pagebacks no longer work

rolling "is this Racist NOW?" thread

Klickstein: "Haha, and you wanna know what other kind of 'backs don't work?" *bucket falls, passerby ignore man drowning in green slime*

^^^ I'll take "Posts you had second thoughts about and decided not to post" for $400

No, it's ok. I made it sound like it came from someone else.

not sure i get the tupac shirt being racist, more kinda corny, but w/e

Flagged for failing to pluralize 'passersby'

Think goole was bringing us back to the original intent of this thread

I'd say not racist but does play into some tropes?

xxp "super kitschy" to be precise

idg how that's any different from any of the 100s of Tupac shirts I see a day

are you the mayor of tupacville?

Ha! Now when I'm on facebook I see the girl in the Tupac shirt on the sidebar.

im not sure its racist but it does seem like a really dumb idea

i think i'm mostly offended by them describing it as "super kitschy"