dirt bag style

#homodirtbagstyle

my gf got me merino wool socks and swears you can wear them 4 or 5 times between washing

i agree with that. i got these wool blend socks from costco i probably wear 3x or so. they never smell. i am a confirmed dirt bag though.

your gf is correct

I've got a half-dozen of these, but I hadn't even considered wearing them twice before a wash, much less 4 or 5 times.

http://cdn3.volusion.com/ecrb4.3npxd/v/vspfiles/photos/TPS31413-022-2.jpg

BUT MAYBE I WILL START IF YOU ALL ARE BEHIND THIS IDEA.

Sorry I couldn't find a larger photo.

Going to 3-D print that pic, free socks for life

I seriously wear my costco smartwool clone socks like 8 times between washings, and even then they don't really stink, they just aren't as soft anymore

that is like a known thing w/wool (vs say polypro), it never smells

Man, I have met some stinky sheep before though.

Putting off getting that antibiotic til after deadline; sinus infection turns into ear infection. Lose prescription slip while rushing to make overnight train trip out of state.

went grocery shopping last night and when unpacking felt like something was missing; i look in my bag this morning and a jar of pickles is sitting among the books and folders.

that's the cosmos giving you free lunch.

thats not dirtbag, thats luck

yeah but i paid for it!

Yeah but then you forgot about it so

free pickles

got asked if i could meet for a job interview today, said yes then immediately said "wait how about friday?" when i remembered i am wearing pants with a hole in them and my shoes are in desperate need of a shine

Been waiting for nights when the temperature falls below freezing and leaving dress shirts overnight out on my roof instead of washing them

I only dry-clean my wool sweaters like once per winter.

My parents visited last month and left a half a quart of ice cream in the chest freezer that happens to be in my garage. Now most of the time when I come and go that way I stop to eat some of it right out of the container using a giant screwdriver because I can't be bothered to bring a spoon down there.

That trumps what I've got.

http://i.imgur.com/fCxdP4D.jpg

I like to kick back on ILX. Usually in the same place with my feet up every time.

So you're saying you eat change?

algae started growing in my water pitcher at work but i kept drinking out of it anyway?

Take that, kombucha.

many fridays incl. today i don't shower or brush my teeth or anything before i go to work.

fuck em, you're giving them better than they deserve every other day

I fell asleep on the couch last night AND forgot to brush my teeth this morning. Thank you, minty gum! *breathes garbage*

i need to shower this morning, i'm out of clean towels so i'm using .. a dishcloth

Been there, dried with that.

omg dying

towellessness

I tore the crotch of my corduroys when I was at work a few weeks ago, so I went to the bathroom with a roll of duct tape, turned my pants inside out, and taped them back together. luckily my shift ended an hour later and I don't think anybody noticed.

on another occasion I forgot to wear my belt to work, so I looped a ziptie between two adjacent belt loops to keep my pants from falling down. I cut off and replaced the ziptie every time I went to the bathroom.

See now you're just maligning good old fashioned ingenuity.

i am currently living in a van with two other people

cycled to work showered out of a can worked cycled home walked a few miles around the city slaved over a hot iron for an hour went to bed kinda forgot how nice it feels going to bed sticky

towellessness

― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, September 6, 2015 12:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dried myself off with sweaty-ass underwear the other day when I forgot my towel after jogging on my lunch break.

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i used to have a free gym t-shirt in my gym bag specifically for days when i forgot to bring a towel to the gym.

i am currently living in a van with two other people

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, September 8, 2015 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful post, rich w/o belaboring scenario

Remove a used paper towel from trash and re-use, because, you know, it's not that dirty, and the roll of paper towels is so far away, in the kitchen

bare cardboard in the tp holder, new roll is always on top of the toilet

i haven't used the tp holder in a decade because of cat

not sure this counts but I just ate a piece of pie with my hand, like a pizza slice