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Because by removing her agency in donor selection you're coercing her into an unwanted pregnancy, effectively.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:26 (nine years ago) link

I mean, if donor selection was no big deal, they would just dump all the sperm into a giant vat and hook you up to a spigot when it was time for implantation

that is a really horrifying image and I should delete it no no do not submit this fuck

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link

yeah to be clear i'm not a fan of any "you owe us for the damages inherent in having a biracial child" talk, i just think any place that fucks up who gets what sperm should be sued and possibly shut down on that alone.

da croupier, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link

^^^

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link

the fact that they are using the child's biracial makeup to strengthen their case is abhorrent, appalling and I hope they win the case and receive a judgment of $0 dollars

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link

donor #294 lists Massachusetts as one of his hobbies

― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP)

so how does this work? Florida doesn't give me the same endorphin rush anymore.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link

just dump all the sperm into a giant vat and hook you up to a spigot when it was time for implantation

lol Dan

Οὖτις, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link

thanks djp for that image

Nhex, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link

dan was always, always going to make that post <3

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link

tbf most men are giant sperm vats with a spigot

da croupier, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link

http://imgur.com/gallery/dGoA9

da croupier, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link

What is life if not a giant vat of sperm with a spigot

Kody Firesheets
2 months ago

You say Lady Gaga, I say Lady Antebellum. You say Jason Derulo, I say Jason Aldean. You say T-Pain, I say T-Swift You say Ke$ha, I say Kenny. You say Pitbull, I say Paisley. You say Justin Bieber, I say Justin Moore and go grow a pair. 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 3 videos. Stop being a idiot and start listening to real music!!! COUNTRY!! thumbs up!!! BTW Brantley Gilbert is one of the best country artists.

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link

fyi that imgur link is just a stand-up comedy bit in gif-form, in case one worried

da croupier, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link

You say Justin Bieber, I say Justin Moore and go grow a pair.

wait kody grows a pair every time you say justin bieber? damn.

da croupier, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link

If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 3 videos.

I kinda admire the precision

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if kody meant to get "let's call the whole thing off" stuck in my head

da croupier, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link

which name is more improbable -- Kody Firesheets or Brantley Gilbert?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link

latter headmaster of school for pyrotechnically giften kids attended by former in first in series of critically lamented bestsellers

zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:04 (nine years ago) link

directed by David Fincher

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

dame maggie smith in lauded cameo as "victim # 1" (lady with dog)

zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:09 (nine years ago) link

8% Hee Haw Nation

Yo Gotti Nutter Ting Hummin' (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link

You know, I had flies in the face of the expected practice around sperm donation copied and everything to have a lol @ djp's expense in this serious discussion, but then he twisted the knob on the spigot even further.

pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 00:21 (nine years ago) link

I mean, if donor selection was no big deal, they would just dump all the sperm into a giant vat and hook you up to a spigot when it was time for implantation

that is a really horrifying image and I should delete it no no do not submit this fuck

Stop me if you've heard this one before - a bigot gets hooked up to a giant sperm vat's spigot and...

, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:17 (nine years ago) link

fyi i wasn't saying it was no big deal or they shouldn't be shut down for fucking it up but just...why do they need to pay you. how do you win your lawsuit. BUT i do think you should be required by law to get inseminated at random.

flatizza (harbl), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link

also, i wanted to bring this up: nazis eugenics hitler

flatizza (harbl), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link

T/S: Giant vat of sperm or the goop gun

, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link

goop gun just like taco bell

flatizza (harbl), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:21 (nine years ago) link

I do remember that clinics would regularly advertise in the newspapers around yale that they were looking for women who were willing to donate their eggs; Ivy League eggs carry a premium I think

The compensation was in the tens of thousands of dollars but someone told me that considering all the trouble / potential for complications of the egg donation process it ends up being a terrible bargain for the donor

Also remember reading a story about how clinics are refusing to accept donations from gingers because they are overloaded w ginger sperm and i guess nobody wants a ginger child?

, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link

BUT i do think you should be required by law to get inseminated at random.

― flatizza (harbl), Friday, October 3, 2014 1:19 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What, like everyone?

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link

xp disgraceful

zero content albums (darraghmac), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link

Also remember reading a story about how clinics are refusing to accept donations from gingers because they are overloaded w ginger sperm and i guess nobody wants a ginger child?

people still using the word "ginger"?

Yo Gotti Nutter Ting Hummin' (President Keyes), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link

only for things that are ginger

zero content albums (darraghmac), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:39 (nine years ago) link

You must be a ginger xp

, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link

proceed gingerly

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link

Shameful article xp

Didn't even include a picture so we could have a look for ourselves

, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link

i can see why he's getting all fired up.

pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:46 (nine years ago) link

I feel like red-haired people generally underrated and non-red haired people who try for red are overrated

⌘-B (mh), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:51 (nine years ago) link

this is the thread where I out my ginger-haired woman interests

⌘-B (mh), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:52 (nine years ago) link

ROLLING DAVE KITSON THREAD

zero content albums (darraghmac), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:52 (nine years ago) link

Handsome but sounds like a right pain in the ass.

― Laurel, Monday, January 28, 2008 5:32 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Er. What was the question again?

― Laurel, Monday, January 28, 2008 5:32 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vmic btw

zero content albums (darraghmac), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:53 (nine years ago) link

:)

⌘-B (mh), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:54 (nine years ago) link

ROLLING DAVE KITSON THREAD

― zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, October 2, 2014 8:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well of course there's a thred about that.

pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:56 (nine years ago) link

Why isn't is ROILING DAVE KITSON THREAD?

, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:57 (nine years ago) link

TROLLING DAVE KITSON, RED

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:58 (nine years ago) link

this is a key moment in ilx us-uk relations

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link

nobody fuck this up

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link


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