2006 4 Life: The Uhh Yeah Dude thread

i was just thinking yesterday about the most memorable UYD stories. I guess I came up with Seth sealing his popularity by sporting two polo shirts on the first day of school, Seth and the crazy girl at the salad place, Jonathan's sex throat, Jonathan falling off a barely moving skateboard because he was looking at his phone, STACEY and SUSAN!!

is it around then that jon hit seth amidships with the news that he was no longer vegetarian? hearing seth go through all the emotions on that episode was pretty cray

ive spent the last week weeks listening to episodes 220-230 (summer 2010), for no other reason than they're the earliest episodes readily available for streaming on iTunes

I love this period, as it's when I first started listening to UYD. My wife was at the Rare Book School while I was wandering around the University of Virginia and Monticello listening to Seth talk about his knee surgery and Suri Cruise.

i was just thinking yesterday about the most memorable UYD stories

Jonathan's arrest for drug dealing at 16, Jonathan humping the ottoman while watching female bodybuilders, Jonathan's mother getting drunk at the Ivy and bitching out the paps who were there for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes...the highschool trip to Mexico...ass-dialing his parents during sex (lol). any time Jonathan tells a story from his life it's pretty amazing.

One of my favourite Seth stories is when he's at the sauna and a mega-sweaty dude takes off his mega-sweaty shirt and wrings it out over the heater.

jonathan crawling into bed with his parents while tripping, seth taking two oxys and going to see lord of the rings, seth running into marilu henner at the airport and asking her for a soup recommendation and having her remember it later, jonathan pissing his pants at the jacksons victory tour, jonathan singing "sweet child o' mine" karaoke ("with serpentine hip movements") at drew barrymore and tom green's wedding

i also love how certain mundane stories of seth's get repeated again and again - going to the horde festival, the cross-country road trip, the class trip to washington dc

also the one where jonathan saves a runaway dog in traffic and gets a thumbs-up from lou ferrigno

From what I've heard of H Buress's stand up, his cadence and delivery seem very much in debt to Hedberg

interesting

i want to edit together all of Jah's life stories into chronological order to form "The Autobiography of Jonathan Larroquette, as told by Jonathan Larroquette"

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, February 20, 2012 8:56 PM (2 years ago)

Listened to an old ep last night in which Jonathan recounts the time he fucked a honeydew melon.

111, I think.

loooool

omg i forgot the one where jonathan crawled into his parents bed. I think in the same episode he calls his dad and asks him about it and he said something like 'oh you crawling into bed with us? your mother was thrilled'

feeling mrs larroquette on this one and the pap incident

The Larroquette parents sound like good value. Also Marcia obv. Seth's dad is not featured in a whole lot of stories but I love when he was pissed at Seth for lip synching to dirty Beastie Boys lyrics at like a middle school talent show or whatever.

In a subsequent ep they discuss the fact that neither of the mothers were too impressed at hearing the honeydew melon story.

the story about jonathan shitting himself in the shower just as the water in his building shuts off had me rolling on the floor

jonathan's dad setting the mantlepiece on fire one christmas because he threw all the wrapping paper in the fireplace, johnathan walking into his house at night to find his dad naked carrying a gun

seth's dad sending him a hand-written letter full of life advice shortly after seth moved to LA and including "killers eat meat."

btw a ton of romatelli's were at the Chicago show but i decided to not bother them as much as I wanted to strike up a conversation.

seth's dad sending him a hand-written letter full of life advice shortly after seth moved to LA and including "killers eat meat."

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, October 3, 2014 2:42 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

!!!!

jon sitting around with a bunch of hunters almost shooting somebody or himself with a gun he didn't know was loaded!!

xpost

it might have been "hunters eat meat"

Just heard it! 'Killers need meat"

uh oh VG: in ep 434 Seth details a recent trip to an Eagles concert in Orange County

holy shit, the eagles story

the surprise plastic surgery had me literally in tears on the train platform, just trying to choke it back, failing, trying again

shhh dont spoil it, listening tomorrow :)

the surprise plastic surgery had me literally in tears on the train platform, just trying to choke it back, failing, trying again

what ep was this?

434, not long after the eagles story

o right, i must have been so preoccupied with the eagles story

the surprise plastic surgery had me literally in tears on the train platform, just trying to choke it back, failing, trying again

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, October 9, 2014 6:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah this slayed me, much better than the eagles bit imo

i checked okseatbelts yesterday and there was a new member named 'schneer'. i know that's an old gag but i can't remember the deal.

good god ive never seen this place

(okseatbelts)

its new!

i checked okseatbelts yesterday and there was a new member named 'schneer'. i know that's an old gag but i can't remember the deal.

iirc it was a riff on "joe the plumber"

something like "schneer the podcaster"??

i get it now....i just wasnt up to that part of the podcast when i read goole's post.

nah i think it was a fake name they made up for someone? themselves? "schneer laterne"?

er wait no gr80 i think you're right

yeah iirc my post was abt how the joke started but then it stuck around as an in-joke/alias

wha hapen

goole:

@ ~56:00: http://archive.uhhyeahdu.de/episodes/episode-139

damn dude!

Downright Talkin'

lol full disclosure:

http://www.reddit.com/r/uhhyeahdude/comments/2gzid1/when_did_sethro_come_up_with_schneer_and_letern/

man this archive site is extremely good shit

12m 40s Seth and Jah hammer Criss Angel for biting at the camera and telling his audience not to let him kiss them. They assure Mr. Angel they will not let him.

https://twitter.com/UhhYeahDude/status/540562412068298752

man this archive site is extremely good shit

Yep.

I am a little bit behind new episodes, just listened to 438 and just about passed out laughing at the Neil Young stuff. Seth's original rant about Neil Young in like ep 22 has attained cult status in my home, so for him to dip back in 9 years later was a huge treat.

Actually it's in ep 24: http://archive.uhhyeahdu.de/episodes/episode-24

14m 21s, all-time Seth.

i am an idiot so i never listened to this until saturday when i had a long drive and now i can't stop. also jonathan's voice and laugh is really comforting.