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why did you go on holiday to london?

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:23 (three years ago) Permalink

i wanted to see london and my aunt was living there and i wanted to visit her

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:24 (three years ago) Permalink

i think the real qn is why raccoon tanuki went on holiday to london

≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:25 (three years ago) Permalink

i had fun btw! i've been to london a couple times for work, i liked it

but i dunno i tend to just hang out and check shit out and drink and not ruminate over humanity and shit, big ben! pretty big fuckin clock u gotta admit man

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:26 (three years ago) Permalink

nfl game was on, entire regent street was closed down for "nfl street party". dan marino was there, coach of raiders called london "the most beautiful city in the world" lol

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:28 (three years ago) Permalink

i had fun btw! i've been to london a couple times for work, i liked it

but i dunno i tend to just hang out and check shit out and drink and not ruminate over humanity and shit, big ben! pretty big fuckin clock u gotta admit man

yeah, if its your first time in london. I loved london the first 10 times i visited. The last time though, it all caved in and realisation hit home that we're fucked.

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:29 (three years ago) Permalink

Raccoon Tanuki,

What kind of phone do you use? What kind of computer?

Thanks,

, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:41 (three years ago) Permalink

i'd kill to party w/dan marino

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:41 (three years ago) Permalink

"laces out, dan!" lol i bet he'd love it!

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:44 (three years ago) Permalink

wtf at posting "ask...." threads on ilm

zero content albums (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:45 (three years ago) Permalink

yeah, if its your first time in london. I loved london the first 10 times i visited. The last time though, it all caved in and realisation hit home that we're fucked.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 9:29 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Raccoon Taylor Tanuki,

who is this 'we'?

TGIF,

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:46 (three years ago) Permalink

ask yourself who is really holding the selfie stick

- you or the phone?

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:50 (three years ago) Permalink

Hi Raccoon Tanuki,

What are your feelings about dubstep? Also, how do you feel about hoodies?

Yours,

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:15 (three years ago) Permalink

Dear Raccoon Tanuki (if that is your real name),

Would you consider defecting to UKIP in the middle of the Conservative annual conference?

ty in advance

Abandoned Amusement/FUN SHIRTS (seandalai), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:57 (three years ago) Permalink

eleven visits to london and - besides a trip to kensington - seemingly never getting more than five minutes from oxford street, might need yrself a new tour guide

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 2 October 2014 02:32 (three years ago) Permalink

nfl game was on, entire regent street was closed down for "nfl street party". dan marino was there, coach of raiders called london "the most beautiful city in the world" lol

― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 12:28 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is incredible

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 October 2014 03:15 (three years ago) Permalink

Other than Bodean's there's no where to even eat.

sock

out here like a flopson (tpp), Thursday, 2 October 2014 07:40 (three years ago) Permalink

Are you a big jazz boy or a little jazz boy?

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Thursday, 2 October 2014 09:21 (three years ago) Permalink

this thread inspired me to go back to trane. man, the opening beauty of “spiritual…” it’s like a dream i had: i floated on the river nile, smokin’ some fresh weed, relaxin’. but i ain’t ever gonna see the nile anyhow. this track’s as close as i come, and it’s close enough. best of the best, though, has gotta be “india.” it’s only when you listen to a perfect old jazz tune like this that you realize how much drum-n-bass is derived from this music. trane takes it to heaven and back with some style, man.

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 14:48 (three years ago) Permalink

what is your favourite premium bourbon?

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:59 (three years ago) Permalink

Beer man.

Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 13 October 2014 16:10 (three years ago) Permalink

what's yr favorite beer

festival culture (Jordan), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:10 (three years ago) Permalink

Fan of Honker's Ale.

Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 13 October 2014 16:10 (three years ago) Permalink

Hard to find in these parts. That brewery (Goose Island) has another that's easier to find though, India Pale Ale. I actually prefer American Craft to English Ale.

Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 13 October 2014 16:12 (three years ago) Permalink

Goose Island was purchased by InBev. Is it still American Craft?

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:24 (three years ago) Permalink

Raccoon, I think you should revise that opinion. I went to Central London recently and there were some hipsters and they were all drinking American craft beer. I'm pretty sure they were hipsters. They were acting kind of soulless, you know? A bit corporate.

grayson m'razz (wins), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:41 (three years ago) Permalink

Raccoon Tanuki, are you a hipster? It's ok if you are.

Treeship, Monday, 13 October 2014 16:46 (three years ago) Permalink

ironically corporate

Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 13 October 2014 16:53 (three years ago) Permalink

Raccoon Tanuki,

Do you tip?

Season's Greetings,

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:55 (three years ago) Permalink

have you ever considered upgrading to ilx premium for only $9.99 a month?

Treeship, Monday, 13 October 2014 16:58 (three years ago) Permalink

don't tip what is this

Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 13 October 2014 17:01 (three years ago) Permalink

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:24 (three years ago) Permalink

Raccoon Tanuki,

What is twitter good at?

Ice to see you,

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 16:56 (three years ago) Permalink

wasting time

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:29 (three years ago) Permalink

nice speakin with ya!

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:29 (three years ago) Permalink

that answer resonates with my non-twittering ass, ty

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:32 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...
two weeks pass...

he should have used a camera instead!

death in Skegness (seandalai), Friday, 5 December 2014 23:12 (three years ago) Permalink

click

why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Saturday, 6 December 2014 09:10 (three years ago) Permalink

I like that they quote his horribly formed racist tweet w/o comment

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, 6 December 2014 09:29 (three years ago) Permalink

I've pissed people off in full threads for years to the point some idiots wanted me banned and I never got an ask Moka either. I am also jealous.

Maybe I'll start posting in here whenever I drink alone.

Moka, Saturday, 6 December 2014 09:35 (three years ago) Permalink

Moka, how is your bar doing? Are the musically-named shots selling well?

some kind of terrible IDM with guitars (sleeve), Saturday, 6 December 2014 09:41 (three years ago) Permalink

Yes, they are! So well in fact that I opened a second bar this year and I'm going for a third next year, just looking for the right location.

besides the common shots, we had 10 specials shots that you guys helped me name.... I had to cut a couple to reduce time/stock. Unfortunately I had to let go 'Barracuda' and 'Tago Mago' which were my favorite in terms of name but the ones that required more time to be made and they weren't that popular.

Moka, Saturday, 6 December 2014 10:00 (three years ago) Permalink

I also get to play my music on both bars (the first is a mixed bag of everything I like without paying attention to genre, some people
might hate it for trendy (the few big mainstream artists I have in that playlist are usually in deep
cuts that rockists always complain about) the second is mainly focused on soul/jazz/blues/funk/rockabilly but we have house djs now and then and an awesome blues/rock band on weekends)

At first few people understood what I was going for with the second bar and thought it lacked the 'boho hipstery" vibe of my first bar... I think they were expecting it to be more focused on rock music when I was thinking more about a place where I can chill while listening to soul music. The place looks gorgeous and cozy so eventually we found an audience and we're now packed in both venues.

The third place will be brazilian inspired. Tropicalia and filled with colors and flowers and all those things.

Moka, Saturday, 6 December 2014 10:17 (three years ago) Permalink

Rockists that come expecting to hear Freebird and all those classic rock songs which I don't intend to listen to for the 2000th time in my life seem dissapointed but we compensate with lots of beautiful women in my bars. Our audience in both is mainly women (which makes it miles better for me, I'd hate to be the only girl at an all dude's bar rocking to ac/dc) and I dont know if it works the same in the US/UK but if the ladies come to your bar the men will follow.

Moka, Saturday, 6 December 2014 10:28 (three years ago) Permalink

I mean dissapointed because as I mentioned earlier they'll approach me asking for something like Red Hot Chili Peppers and then come back after I played something like Walkabout because they want a popular one but I have none.

Moka, Saturday, 6 December 2014 10:36 (three years ago) Permalink

Your bars are in Hawaii, right?

m0stlyClean, Saturday, 6 December 2014 16:33 (three years ago) Permalink

i would like a bar please

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 December 2014 16:58 (three years ago) Permalink

Raccoon, what's your opinion on Narcissism and modern Feminism?

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 6 December 2014 17:26 (three years ago) Permalink

that would explain his test message in metal a few moments ago

looking forward to his terrible metal opinions again

Neanderthal, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:35 (one year ago) Permalink

xpost

Neanderthal, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:35 (one year ago) Permalink

I don't mean Tomboto obvs

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:35 (one year ago) Permalink

Can't wait for his take on that Shining poster! xp

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:36 (one year ago) Permalink

The one with Nicholson's face in the door?

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:38 (one year ago) Permalink

would think a raccoon of all creatures would appreciate a safe space

Neanderthal, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:42 (one year ago) Permalink

Some raccoons are tired of being always being victims.

Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:46 (one year ago) Permalink

five months pass...

his most recent posts are vile misognyist bullshit inspired by not liking a janelle monae song, turned out he hadn't fully changed his brand to anti-semitism and still had room for misogyny

still wonder if he was someone's long-game troll persona/parody account but who knows, good riddance regardless

― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:49 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What would the long-game be, exactly?

― subject's companion from prior surveillance (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:06 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

universal health care iirc

― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:11 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For this lol much thanks

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 September 2017 23:18 (seven months ago) Permalink


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