Or lollipops/suckers that taste like Mountain Dew.
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
You could also call them Dew Lickies.
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link
Pizza in the shape of a butt called PizzAzz.
― Portly Backgammon (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 October 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link
an advertising campaign for stella artois that features a reanimated marlon brando screaming for his streetcar wife
― Mordy, Thursday, 2 October 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
Maybe they could make them like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JXwEWieBi8
― pplains, Thursday, 2 October 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
recursive deep frying
― Mordy, Sunday, 5 October 2014 03:50 (nine years ago) link
Friends themed French/Italian sandwich shop called Joey TrèsBieni's.
― Guinness on your moustache (onimo), Thursday, 9 October 2014 12:12 (nine years ago) link
Prince had this side project where he'd pitch shift his vocals up, called 'Camille'. Terrible idea: get Snoop Dogg to do the same and call the project 'Shizzelle'.
― wackness unlimited (snoball), Saturday, 11 October 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
A dubai restaurant built so that it's jutting out of the second story of a building and has a glass floor -- beneath your feet are slave laborers working on a construction site and being whipped
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link
An ad campaign for select-a-size paper towels featuring a rasta called MISTA SELECTA-SIZE
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link
wow
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
I momentarily tried to come up with some lines for the ads, but then I realized me trying to write reggae-ish lyrics about paper towels in bad fake Jamaican patois was not just a terrible idea but kind of o_O
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
a symphonic prog metal cover of "gold" by spandau ballet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
― clouds, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link
'Weird Owl', a parody act that solely changes words of popular songs to be about owls.
― emil.y, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:06 (nine years ago) link
Owlen Pellett
― 龜✊ (wins), Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link
owlelujah
― estela, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link
Owl Be There
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:45 (nine years ago) link
Owl <--------- this is Cher
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:51 (nine years ago) link
Owl My Lovin'
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link
owl about that mice
― clouds, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:59 (nine years ago) link
oh god
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 October 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link
Owl at the moon
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link
Hey Baby (Drop Twit Twoo the Floor)
― soref, Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:39 (nine years ago) link
r u kidding this is maybe the best idea in all historythey have to keep the setting of the video, tho, but add pazuzu
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ODF9slu.jpg
― GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
xp :D
― clouds, Sunday, 19 October 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
Paper towels and other consumables that are alternately printed with "Hatfield" or "McCoy". People would consume twice as fast because "I'm not using a goddamned Hatfield paper towel!", etc. Of course Mother Earth loses in this scenario, but I've suspected Mother Earth of being a goddamned Hatfield for some time now.
― I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 20 October 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link
There's a seed of marketing brilliance in there. Like selling "not racist" light bulbs. Oh, you don't buy our products? Huh. Interesting.
― Horrible Health (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 October 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
ah the ilx test
― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 20 October 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
"Yes, my whole family switched over to using black lights exclusively to prove we're not racist. Now, if you pay attention to the tiger in the center of the painting, you will observe that its stripes flutter in time to the music."
― pplains, Monday, 20 October 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
A prank iphone app that requires you to "calibrate" it by going through a series of increasingly ludicrous motions with your phone (like the figure 8 thing but getting increasingly complex) before just laughing at you and telling you you look ridiculous.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 October 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link
$50 mil first round of VC guaranteed
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link
Tim Burton remake of Worzel Gummidge with Johnny Depp as Worzel, the film would focus on his troubled father/son relationship with the Crowman
― soref, Saturday, 25 October 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link
made CL ad for CANNEShaven't published yet but it's ready to go
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
As Jackie Liebezeit?
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link
Seeking Dame Suzuki, Helga Czukay and Irma Schmidt.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
Jacqui. Yes!
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link
Buy some of those blowjob mouths (as seen in the NSFW thread) and a party pack of dildos and film a scene with a pair of strobe lights called The 19th Hole
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
A recruitment consultancy that specialises in getting homeless people into temp jobs called 'Bums on Seats'.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link
A poster of Klay Thompson and Stephan Curry shooting threes with the caption "Golden Showers" #terriblehoopideas
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
THurding, a short work of fiction about how ILX is destroyed by terrible garbage posters such as myself but then rebuilt again by a familiar and brave ILX poster with a creative new name.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 November 2014 01:51 (nine years ago) link
I had an idea a while back for a sitcom that was just 30 minutes of opening credits, with like 500 different characters.
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Thursday, November 21, 2013 6:47 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark
so i guess adult swim just did this? when i first heard about it i was like "i swear to god someone on ilx proposed this very thing."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw
― you little affront to god (reddening), Saturday, 8 November 2014 04:06 (nine years ago) link
Insp3ct0r G4dg3t: A XXX pr0n parody
― wackness unlimited (snoball), Saturday, 8 November 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link
"Go g0 g4dg3t p3nis!"
That Too Many Cooks video is a lot like my endless sitcom creditsidea!
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link
Oh lol someone already said that.
dang, you were even late on that.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:39 (nine years ago) link
Mine would t have relied on gore though. My sitcoms
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link
,*a family program
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, the gore angle was a little disappointing, it's a great video but I wish it literally had just been this endless, weirdly plausible sitcom.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 05:25 (nine years ago) link