Ask Raccoon Tanuki

but a tanuki isn't actually a raccoon. or in any way related to a raccoon.

it is a cousin of the saluki

yeah they prob even shit differently for all Ive researched this

^ has tanuki blind spot and proud of it

tanuki is eaten throughout europe you ignorant cunt

well hey now

smdh we're seriously not gonna recast slick rick as some kinda bullshit wee pappa girls/derek b "bullet from a gun" b.s. c'mon dude

next he'll be claiming Dana Dane

the U.S. used to be British colonies
therefore, all U.S. rappers are British

so raccoon tanuki is wight dorke.

Dear Raccoon Tanuki,

Are you Wight Dorke?

Yours,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NIurQxvX3g

went to central london on the weekend, awful, gentrified, commercial, corporate, achingly emptily cool desperations, selfie sticks, $15 organic single organic cookies, no cafes, zero independants, zero young locals, 100% tourists and rich families. Really you have to go quite far to the outskirts now to find any real people or places in London. Theres miles and miles of corporate desert and it's soul destroying. Other than Bodean's there's no where to even eat. The actual independant places are just hipster run offs frequented by yuppie clients selling nothing. You've got this street Carnaby Street famous in the past for hippie culture and swinging 60s and mods and independent boutiques and you get there and it's fucking filled with Puma and Adidas stores, wtf? They play up it's heritage and put that shit all along it. Soulless. Pay £10 for a tube day pass, get onto the most grotty disgustingly unclean underground trains in teh world in my experience. Had to walk around South Kensington for a bit, just a pile of rich shit and yuppies and dead eyed tourists how can anyone stay sane there?

Cities I generally find disgusting depressing places, but I have never been more depressed and dispossessed and lacking in confidence in humanity by a City than last weekend in London.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 4:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my guess is this is either Marcello or dog latin.

sure do hate those tourists

in retrospect i probably should have lived in London for five years before we went on vacation there

why did you go on holiday to london?

i wanted to see london and my aunt was living there and i wanted to visit her

i think the real qn is why raccoon tanuki went on holiday to london

i had fun btw! i've been to london a couple times for work, i liked it

but i dunno i tend to just hang out and check shit out and drink and not ruminate over humanity and shit, big ben! pretty big fuckin clock u gotta admit man

nfl game was on, entire regent street was closed down for "nfl street party". dan marino was there, coach of raiders called london "the most beautiful city in the world" lol

i had fun btw! i've been to london a couple times for work, i liked it

but i dunno i tend to just hang out and check shit out and drink and not ruminate over humanity and shit, big ben! pretty big fuckin clock u gotta admit man

yeah, if its your first time in london. I loved london the first 10 times i visited. The last time though, it all caved in and realisation hit home that we're fucked.

Raccoon Tanuki,

What kind of phone do you use? What kind of computer?

Thanks,
龜

i'd kill to party w/dan marino

"laces out, dan!" lol i bet he'd love it!

wtf at posting "ask...." threads on ilm

yeah, if its your first time in london. I loved london the first 10 times i visited. The last time though, it all caved in and realisation hit home that we're fucked.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 9:29 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Raccoon Taylor Tanuki,

who is this 'we'?

TGIF,

ask yourself who is really holding the selfie stick

- you or the phone?

Hi Raccoon Tanuki,

What are your feelings about dubstep? Also, how do you feel about hoodies?

Yours,

Dear Raccoon Tanuki (if that is your real name),

Would you consider defecting to UKIP in the middle of the Conservative annual conference?

ty in advance

eleven visits to london and - besides a trip to kensington - seemingly never getting more than five minutes from oxford street, might need yrself a new tour guide

nfl game was on, entire regent street was closed down for "nfl street party". dan marino was there, coach of raiders called london "the most beautiful city in the world" lol

― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 12:28 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is incredible

Other than Bodean's there's no where to even eat.

sock

Are you a big jazz boy or a little jazz boy?

this thread inspired me to go back to trane. man, the opening beauty of “spiritual…” it’s like a dream i had: i floated on the river nile, smokin’ some fresh weed, relaxin’. but i ain’t ever gonna see the nile anyhow. this track’s as close as i come, and it’s close enough. best of the best, though, has gotta be “india.” it’s only when you listen to a perfect old jazz tune like this that you realize how much drum-n-bass is derived from this music. trane takes it to heaven and back with some style, man.

what is your favourite premium bourbon?

Beer man.

what's yr favorite beer

Fan of Honker's Ale.

Hard to find in these parts. That brewery (Goose Island) has another that's easier to find though, India Pale Ale. I actually prefer American Craft to English Ale.

Goose Island was purchased by InBev. Is it still American Craft?

Raccoon, I think you should revise that opinion. I went to Central London recently and there were some hipsters and they were all drinking American craft beer. I'm pretty sure they were hipsters. They were acting kind of soulless, you know? A bit corporate.

Raccoon Tanuki, are you a hipster? It's ok if you are.

ironically corporate

Raccoon Tanuki,

Do you tip?

Season's Greetings,

have you ever considered upgrading to ilx premium for only $9.99 a month?

don't tip what is this

lol

Raccoon Tanuki,

What is twitter good at?

Ice to see you,

wasting time

that would explain his test message in metal a few moments ago

looking forward to his terrible metal opinions again

xpost

I don't mean Tomboto obvs

Can't wait for his take on that Shining poster! xp

The one with Nicholson's face in the door?

would think a raccoon of all creatures would appreciate a safe space

Some raccoons are tired of being always being victims.

his most recent posts are vile misognyist bullshit inspired by not liking a janelle monae song, turned out he hadn't fully changed his brand to anti-semitism and still had room for misogyny

still wonder if he was someone's long-game troll persona/parody account but who knows, good riddance regardless

― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:49 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What would the long-game be, exactly?

― subject's companion from prior surveillance (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:06 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

universal health care iirc

― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:11 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For this lol much thanks

That rando “jb” who just got banned for homophobia def had some wite dork vibes but wow Paul ponzi might be the most woeful iteration yet, lighting up the “bad boy of the mojo letters page” end of the turriconstellation

i think the valuableness of this P-P-Poster will have been noted by me a few weeks ago

“bad boy of the mojo letters page”

lmao perfect

xp I’ve no doubt, you are the all seeing eye at the centre of the pyramid which gives the scheme its name

do ppl deserve second third chance on ilx idk

not quite all seeing -- i just saw this:

Sunday, October 7, 2018 4:43 AM Site dan_theman has been banned permanently.

was he stanton on the shoulders of giants and fell?

does stanton = larry appleton? if so, then yes

sometimes i think of "butt stanton" and giggle to myself

xp - stanton was the original, of the dirty ass partner and the mysterious Grim Reapah hip hop

Yeah I think Mr Ponzi is just a common or garden inexplicably angry about the minutiae of pedestrian music ilmor

sorry it was disgusting, not dirty --

C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

ah ha, I did not know burt and larry were the same posters. he seems destined to continually return in less funny, more troubling incarnations

in fairness grim reapah thread is an all time great brrbrrbrbrbrbbb

tough but fair!

Forgotten about Turrican bizarrely choosing this thread, of all threads, to complain about nakh, thus leading many confused ILXors to assume he was RT. This was before he got unbearable too.