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If I ask you for your favorite 80s rap record, which decade will you respond with?

deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:47 (four years ago) Permalink

RT,

What is your favorite butter substitute in cooking? My cholesterol thanks you.

JF

Ah, the butter myth. Just get some organic butter mate. Butter is full of vitamins, good fats, and medium and short chain fats that actually help in fat burning. Read this http://authoritynutrition.com/7-reasons-why-butter-is-good-for-you/

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:48 (four years ago) Permalink

If you were a sock puppet account, who's sock would you want to be?

deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:49 (four years ago) Permalink

If I ask you for your favorite 80s rap record, which decade will you respond with?

Best lyrics:
Great adventures of Slick Rick,

most creative:
3 feet

most ahead of its time:
critical beatdown

favourite:
Evert Fat Boys record

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:56 (four years ago) Permalink

Dear Raccoon Tanuki,

What's your ride?

Yours,

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:11 (four years ago) Permalink

Ah, the butter myth. Just get some organic butter mate.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:48 (32 minutes ago)

wait does this mean you are british

Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:21 (four years ago) Permalink

Another blow for our empire.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:55 (four years ago) Permalink

Might be Dorke having a laugh

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:57 (four years ago) Permalink

Raccoon Tanuki,

This is Cartoon Saluki:
http://art.artist.dragoart.com/saluki-dog-first-time-using-gimp_1_000000038031_1.jpg

I think you two would really hit it off.

Regards,

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:02 (four years ago) Permalink

Might be Dorke having a laugh

I like this theory

, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:08 (four years ago) Permalink

Racoon Tanuki what is your favorite pre-disco Bee Gees song

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:08 (four years ago) Permalink

wait does this mean you are british

― Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Tuesday, September 30, 2014 1:21 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she has a privately educated south western English voice, which funnily enough is also what Martina TB has.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, September 22, 2014 6:43 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rob, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:21 (four years ago) Permalink

Raccoon Tanuki, what do you think of this post

Would have voted for Type of Way as my #1 had I voted. Just a fucking transcendental record. So much fun to be had with Rich Homie Quan impressions too.

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, January 23, 2014 10:37 AM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:27 (four years ago) Permalink

i wouldn't consider slick rick a british rapper

― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, September 24, 2014 6:35 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's not American though.. officially. British passport, born/raised in London till 12, British parents, raps with a British accent, was deported back to England by US government. Was going to say this is ridiculous and what matters is being in New York at the time but then again he was so different in everything he did big argument to be made for his Britishnessness being the key to that I guess.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, September 24, 2014 9:16 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:49 (four years ago) Permalink

not that it's necessarily untrue but it's only ever british herbs that point it out

just this week I heard professor green dusting it off on the radio

Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:51 (four years ago) Permalink

type of way 2nd best song of last year after 'happy' so yeah.

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:53 (four years ago) Permalink

not that it's necessarily untrue but it's only ever british herbs that point it out

just this week I heard professor green dusting it off on the radio

All of the swans we have seen are white.
Therefore, all swans are white.

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:56 (four years ago) Permalink

more like if it looks like a raccoon and shits like a raccoon tbh

Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:57 (four years ago) Permalink

but a tanuki isn't actually a raccoon. or in any way related to a raccoon.

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:00 (four years ago) Permalink

it is a cousin of the saluki

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:03 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah they prob even shit differently for all Ive researched this

Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:03 (four years ago) Permalink

^ has tanuki blind spot and proud of it

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:05 (four years ago) Permalink

tanuki is eaten throughout europe you ignorant cunt

Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:09 (four years ago) Permalink

well hey now

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:11 (four years ago) Permalink

smdh we're seriously not gonna recast slick rick as some kinda bullshit wee pappa girls/derek b "bullet from a gun" b.s. c'mon dude

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:16 (four years ago) Permalink

next he'll be claiming Dana Dane

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:26 (four years ago) Permalink

the U.S. used to be British colonies
therefore, all U.S. rappers are British

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:57 (four years ago) Permalink

so raccoon tanuki is wight dorke.

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:34 (four years ago) Permalink

Dear Raccoon Tanuki,

Are you Wight Dorke?

Yours,

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:35 (four years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NIurQxvX3g

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:31 (four years ago) Permalink

went to central london on the weekend, awful, gentrified, commercial, corporate, achingly emptily cool desperations, selfie sticks, $15 organic single organic cookies, no cafes, zero independants, zero young locals, 100% tourists and rich families. Really you have to go quite far to the outskirts now to find any real people or places in London. Theres miles and miles of corporate desert and it's soul destroying. Other than Bodean's there's no where to even eat. The actual independant places are just hipster run offs frequented by yuppie clients selling nothing. You've got this street Carnaby Street famous in the past for hippie culture and swinging 60s and mods and independent boutiques and you get there and it's fucking filled with Puma and Adidas stores, wtf? They play up it's heritage and put that shit all along it. Soulless. Pay £10 for a tube day pass, get onto the most grotty disgustingly unclean underground trains in teh world in my experience. Had to walk around South Kensington for a bit, just a pile of rich shit and yuppies and dead eyed tourists how can anyone stay sane there?

Cities I generally find disgusting depressing places, but I have never been more depressed and dispossessed and lacking in confidence in humanity by a City than last weekend in London.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 4:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 15:44 (four years ago) Permalink

my guess is this is either Marcello or dog latin.

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 15:46 (four years ago) Permalink

sure do hate those tourists

≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:05 (four years ago) Permalink

in retrospect i probably should have lived in London for five years before we went on vacation there

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:18 (four years ago) Permalink

why did you go on holiday to london?

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:23 (four years ago) Permalink

i wanted to see london and my aunt was living there and i wanted to visit her

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:24 (four years ago) Permalink

i think the real qn is why raccoon tanuki went on holiday to london

≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:25 (four years ago) Permalink

i had fun btw! i've been to london a couple times for work, i liked it

but i dunno i tend to just hang out and check shit out and drink and not ruminate over humanity and shit, big ben! pretty big fuckin clock u gotta admit man

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:26 (four years ago) Permalink

nfl game was on, entire regent street was closed down for "nfl street party". dan marino was there, coach of raiders called london "the most beautiful city in the world" lol

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:28 (four years ago) Permalink

i had fun btw! i've been to london a couple times for work, i liked it

but i dunno i tend to just hang out and check shit out and drink and not ruminate over humanity and shit, big ben! pretty big fuckin clock u gotta admit man

yeah, if its your first time in london. I loved london the first 10 times i visited. The last time though, it all caved in and realisation hit home that we're fucked.

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:29 (four years ago) Permalink

Raccoon Tanuki,

What kind of phone do you use? What kind of computer?

Thanks,

, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:41 (four years ago) Permalink

i'd kill to party w/dan marino

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:41 (four years ago) Permalink

"laces out, dan!" lol i bet he'd love it!

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:44 (four years ago) Permalink

wtf at posting "ask...." threads on ilm

zero content albums (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:45 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah, if its your first time in london. I loved london the first 10 times i visited. The last time though, it all caved in and realisation hit home that we're fucked.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 9:29 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Raccoon Taylor Tanuki,

who is this 'we'?

TGIF,

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:46 (four years ago) Permalink

ask yourself who is really holding the selfie stick

- you or the phone?

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:50 (four years ago) Permalink

Hi Raccoon Tanuki,

What are your feelings about dubstep? Also, how do you feel about hoodies?

Yours,

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:15 (four years ago) Permalink

Dear Raccoon Tanuki (if that is your real name),

Would you consider defecting to UKIP in the middle of the Conservative annual conference?

ty in advance

Abandoned Amusement/FUN SHIRTS (seandalai), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:57 (four years ago) Permalink

eleven visits to london and - besides a trip to kensington - seemingly never getting more than five minutes from oxford street, might need yrself a new tour guide

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 2 October 2014 02:32 (four years ago) Permalink

nfl game was on, entire regent street was closed down for "nfl street party". dan marino was there, coach of raiders called london "the most beautiful city in the world" lol

― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 12:28 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is incredible

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 October 2014 03:15 (four years ago) Permalink

Sure... If "raccoon tanuki" is your idea of a sensible poster

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:21 (one year ago) Permalink

lmao

a but (brimstead), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:40 (one year ago) Permalink

Yup, as Shakey said, this has absolutely nothing to do with me. In fact I said as much about two years ago?

Oh, and wins, do be quiet you utter fuckhole.

Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Saturday, 25 March 2017 00:01 (one year ago) Permalink

team turrican for life <3

Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Saturday, 25 March 2017 00:03 (one year ago) Permalink

Weekends here guys

Have sum fun

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 25 March 2017 00:05 (one year ago) Permalink

ban wins

Treeship, Saturday, 25 March 2017 00:14 (one year ago) Permalink

no don't ban wins

a but (brimstead), Saturday, 25 March 2017 01:51 (one year ago) Permalink

Fine then

Treeship, Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:18 (one year ago) Permalink

ban everyone

Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:42 (one year ago) Permalink

no more hiding behind mammal species

Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:42 (one year ago) Permalink

^^^

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 09:15 (one year ago) Permalink

Looking in your direction, "Neanderthal"

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 09:15 (one year ago) Permalink

oog ugh Neanderthal hungry

i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:32 (one year ago) Permalink

Guys it's me. I'm every troll. I was even Dom Passantino

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:38 (one year ago) Permalink

This definitely checks out but if you are tanuki then just who is turrican??

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:54 (one year ago) Permalink

he's just said, he's every troll

millwallreptile (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:54 (one year ago) Permalink

This guy was punkishippies as well, no?

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:33 (one year ago) Permalink

Tombot?

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:34 (one year ago) Permalink

that would explain his test message in metal a few moments ago

looking forward to his terrible metal opinions again

Neanderthal, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:35 (one year ago) Permalink

xpost

Neanderthal, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:35 (one year ago) Permalink

I don't mean Tomboto obvs

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:35 (one year ago) Permalink

Can't wait for his take on that Shining poster! xp

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:36 (one year ago) Permalink

The one with Nicholson's face in the door?

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:38 (one year ago) Permalink

would think a raccoon of all creatures would appreciate a safe space

Neanderthal, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:42 (one year ago) Permalink

Some raccoons are tired of being always being victims.

Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:46 (one year ago) Permalink

five months pass...

his most recent posts are vile misognyist bullshit inspired by not liking a janelle monae song, turned out he hadn't fully changed his brand to anti-semitism and still had room for misogyny

still wonder if he was someone's long-game troll persona/parody account but who knows, good riddance regardless

― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:49 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What would the long-game be, exactly?

― subject's companion from prior surveillance (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:06 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

universal health care iirc

― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:11 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For this lol much thanks

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 September 2017 23:18 (one year ago) Permalink

one year passes...

That rando “jb” who just got banned for homophobia def had some wite dork vibes but wow Paul ponzi might be the most woeful iteration yet, lighting up the “bad boy of the mojo letters page” end of the turriconstellation

coetzee.cx (wins), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:47 (one month ago) Permalink

i think the valuableness of this P-P-Poster will have been noted by me a few weeks ago

sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:49 (one month ago) Permalink

“bad boy of the mojo letters page”

lmao perfect

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:55 (one month ago) Permalink

xp I’ve no doubt, you are the all seeing eye at the centre of the pyramid which gives the scheme its name

coetzee.cx (wins), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:58 (one month ago) Permalink

do ppl deserve second third chance on ilx idk

ogmor, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:00 (one month ago) Permalink

not quite all seeing -- i just saw this:

Sunday, October 7, 2018 4:43 AM Site dan_theman has been banned permanently.

sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:00 (one month ago) Permalink

was he stanton on the shoulders of giants and fell?

sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:02 (one month ago) Permalink

does stanton = larry appleton? if so, then yes

rob, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:04 (one month ago) Permalink

sometimes i think of "butt stanton" and giggle to myself

Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:04 (one month ago) Permalink

xp - stanton was the original, of the dirty ass partner and the mysterious Grim Reapah hip hop

sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:06 (one month ago) Permalink

Yeah I think Mr Ponzi is just a common or garden inexplicably angry about the minutiae of pedestrian music ilmor

the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:07 (one month ago) Permalink

sorry it was disgusting, not dirty --

C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:08 (one month ago) Permalink

ah ha, I did not know burt and larry were the same posters. he seems destined to continually return in less funny, more troubling incarnations

rob, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:11 (one month ago) Permalink

in fairness grim reapah thread is an all time great brrbrrbrbrbrbbb

Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:17 (one month ago) Permalink

tough but fair!

sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:24 (one month ago) Permalink

Forgotten about Turrican bizarrely choosing this thread, of all threads, to complain about nakh, thus leading many confused ILXors to assume he was RT. This was before he got unbearable too.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:26 (one month ago) Permalink


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