Golf - classic or dud

dam fowler + jim walker are getting smoked

lol that this could def be 10-6

"really could not be a worse situation for america here" re: mahans tee shot ~o~

sic shot by spieth

furyk is the worst under pressure

if poss i would NOT play him in singles tmrow

think its time u guys let canada join ur team tbh

lool henrik
us is still deeply fucked here tho tbh

lol fuck mahan, euros are gonna be a half from ending dis

think its time u guys let canada join ur team tbh

― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Sunday, September 28, 2014 11:44 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we tried that once, in 1812

Saw bits of this - was great, but the comptetition is lacking. Europe are now dominating (even UKIP wouldn't dare support the US).

They could look into an Americas vs Europe. Allow guys like Cabrera to get into the Ryder Cup.

More immediately I am looking forward to Mickelson's captaincy (he was clearly applying for it), that could bring a bit of life back.

The Open is moving to Sky from 2017.

Only Wimbledon, World Cup and Euros as the summer sporting events I'd watch now left for the BBC.

lol rory
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2387897-rory-mcilroy-slings-iron-into-water-hazard-at-wgc-cadillac-championship?

was about to post robert streb to abysmal real names, before realising he was intended as 'bert' and thus a palindrome

he has not opted for such glory, alas

has a golden palindromic opportunity alluded robert streb or is he merely adding another layer of mystery?

thinking up a few different ways to construct that lame sentence was more entertaining than watching golf btw

although playing golf is a lot of fun! haven't done it in years though.

in the event, you opted for 'alluded' rather than 'eluded' which adds a certain fitting wrongness to the great wrong that is the first two letters of robert streb's name

played par-3 pitch and putt against my gf recently, went 6 up after 2 of 9, ended up losing

dammit! event failure.

it's my great hope that at some point in the future i'll be a maniacal evil CEO with an 85th floor office overlooking a miserable industrial city filled with the screams of people suffering from acute acid rain. this room would be equipped with an enormous putting green. when someone visited (to beg for mercy i assume) i would completely ignore them for a minute while concentrating on the putt. as the ball rolled toward the hole, i pick up a glass of scotch and swallow with a satisfying huge gulp just as the ball drains into the hole. also in this world i am very muscular and have fantastic teeth

haha, maybe the ball then gets flung out over the city, to perhaps fall through the cranium of one of the deprived

brooks koepka is borderline abysmal real names, you get this a lot with golf

came up with some good cockney rhyming slang

'gonna go brush my jordans'

cameron tringale might be legit the worst name at the masters this year

that one is bad. i like "byron meth"

yes

there is a cricketer called 'keegan meth' but that might be even better

spieth is playing unbelievably

my jordans are chattering

ok, worst name: branden grace

monster from sergio there

spieth is a beast

day is en fuego

great that we can get espn anchors telling us "great theater @ augusta" but no live coverage until 3pm

its a fucking crime that the masters ppl wont sell the full thurs/fri rights

watch online tho

but yeah.

they just showed Larry Mize hit a shot and dude still has the greatest swing of all time.

fucking America couldn't have McIlroy could they, had to invent a better one

Care less about nationalities than the really low score and big lead - Masters weekend could be ruined.

lol idc about nationality either, just quite funny how this monster has slouched from dallas to be born

tiger tryna show his masters insight by dropping 'subairs' twice this interview

positing whether they will dry out the course tomorrow or keep it wet & 'a shootout'

Awesome from Spieth but five shot leads have been overturned.

p/cool to see Mickelson at -6.

Awesome from Spieth but five shot leads have been overturned.

I put money on Spieth before the tournament started so we'll have a bit less of that talk, thank you.

Stipulating that I haven't yet watched any of it, so haven't seen just how great Spieth is playing, a five-stroke lead going into the weekend is far from safe, especially for someone who's never won before. Someone could catch Spieth before he makes the turn today--it's just a couple of birdies and a couple of bogeys.

one player is within 5, the others are further back

the player within 5 has played the two rounds of his life

this is over. it was over after day 1 rly

If Spieth wins, your certitude will look smart. I'm just not sure where the certitude comes from, knowing what we know about majors.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/408976-the-biggest-choke-artists-in-golf-history

Whether Spieth wins or not that's still the kind of comment from someone who hasn't seen a lot of major golf.

Tiger is on five under. Near miracle to be competitive given he has been written off for dead.

And is it just me or in interviews he hasn't been as punchable lately? Based on a min or two.

this is over. it was over after day 1 rly

Silly.

96 masters :(

Seen plenty. Other leads not impregnable. Something about Spieth though. Willing to stake my considerable golfing reputation on this.