thank you for the laffs, oh arkansas
― john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
would you just look at all those states where women know how to use their jumper cables. next thing you know, they'll pumping their own gas too.
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link
pretty sure it's about wisconsin
― ⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link
I doubt Foxworthy is doing routines about the Midwest
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
What's this nationwide epidemic of people wearing parkas and shorts about then?
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
pretty sure it originally said Portland, Maine
― ⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071203233349/simpsons/images/5/5a/Black.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
parkansas
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link
The 55 speed limit, youre going 80, everyone is passing you is pretty spot on tbf
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link
That's the only actually funny (a bit) one.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link
i love how videos autoplay with no audio cause i just watched this thing just started playing and i have no idea what's happening and it's hilarious
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 25 September 2014 08:06 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I said somewhere the other day that I like the autoplay vids, whiners are kinda whining imo
― you'll never guac amole (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 10:00 (nine years ago) link
These began to circulate:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/21/quotes-banned-books_n_5759808.html
― cardamon, Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
I want to make some of those with quotes from Naked Lunch
― ⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
I just ate something that was half pumpkin pie and half pumpkin cake. Whatever it was, I thought it was top drawer.
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgflip.com/cgq0a.jpg
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
shit, cat
― Onan Pullett (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/942356_512736398800368_1961746112_n.jpg?oh=74eb097403b818a30209c27ddd47ef62&oe=5487B2DD
― goth colouring book (anagram), Friday, 26 September 2014 05:15 (nine years ago) link
lol can't tell if it's intentional or not
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 05:23 (nine years ago) link
is that hemlock or something?
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link
I think that's a picture of the new Washed Out album.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:36 (nine years ago) link
What great advice! I plan to take about a dozen positive people hostage and use them as human shields.
― Aimless, Friday, 26 September 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link
atoms are surrounded by negativity
― Mark G, Friday, 26 September 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10500536_10152389576639086_7835691396839411170_n.jpg?oh=cc6adda5e951ed18b239f356ef9e941f&oe=54C1B170&__gda__=1421808421_caa68a292d921725ea3144e2b5a48f2c
is this real or just another made-up marley quote?
― NI, Friday, 26 September 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link
i've heard that cliche attributed to other things
― Nhex, Friday, 26 September 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link
those are the lyrics to buffalo soldier
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
heh, i literally typed just that and then erased it an hour ago
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
alert alert pumpkin spice oreos exist
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 September 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link
also i made that buffalo soldier joke a year ago, knew it sounded familiar great minds think alike (mine)
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 September 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link
Had a pumpkin spice hard cider yesterday and it was great.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 27 September 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
you savage
― ⌘-B (mh), Saturday, 27 September 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link
nutmeg has its niche
― Aimless, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link
my wife is always telling me to get on facebook. i say, if i wanted to give up my constitutional rights, i'd move to north korea!
but seriously, i'd bet if facebook closed down for one day, not only would american offices be more productive, we'd find the cure for cancer and solve the global financial crisis in one day!
i mean, i wonder how facebook employees kill time at work? i mean, what, are they all on myspace or something?
― bryan danielson (missingNO), Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:34 (nine years ago) link
Please ladies and gentlemen, a warm round of applause for missing "Shecky" NO. He's here all week.
Also:I had an apple juice with pumpkin spice vodka a few years ago and it was quite nice.
― nickn, Saturday, 27 September 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
How long are you here for?
― Mark G, Sunday, 28 September 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link
Please ladies and gentlemen germs
fixed
― Aimless, Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link
The comic says germs, the MC says gentlemen. And based on my history, I'll be here the rest of my life.
― nickn, Sunday, 28 September 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1779970_733580726686928_1815861250_n.jpg?oh=9f2390359c491bdbb11450753bf83bc1&oe=54BF2EBF
― nickn, Sunday, 28 September 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link
Unless you have siblings.
― Iain Mew (if), Sunday, 28 September 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link
I can't be the only one who struggled to parse that as a Robyn parody.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 28 September 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link
No fucking clue what my mom's heart sounded like from the inside. Pretty sure I don't have any actual memories until 3 or 4?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 28 September 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
milos a-y were obv not up to scratch, averaged 1.5 months each
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 September 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link
babies grow in the womb not the heart author rachel morans
― sktsh, Sunday, 28 September 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link
enlarged baby heart is a real problem sktsh
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 29 September 2014 00:03 (nine years ago) link
i'm a test tube baby
― flatizza (harbl), Monday, 29 September 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
There's just no justice in the world.
http://www.maniacworld.com/steve-jobs-vs-dennis-ritchie.jpg
― Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:01 (nine years ago) link
We would all read in Binary..
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link
Not that I'm unsympathetic to the idea that the cult of the superstar tech ceo is some bullshit
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:29 (nine years ago) link
No Programs
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:32 (nine years ago) link
If Steve Jobs had had his way we'd all be speaking in hipster binary by now.
― Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:34 (nine years ago) link