Davis is from Indiana, which is definitely one of the souths of the north.
― how's life, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link
prove it
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link
anyway I am from very northern indiana and I balk at indiana being southern
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
i was at a bus stop in gary once, gary is a p southern name
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
birthplace of famous country & western musician michael jackson
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link
gary is the dumbest name for a city. the rest of the names have to be named bruce and carl and stuff or else.
― flatizza (harbl), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
Wilson Pickett was from Alabama, Sufjan.
― how's life, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link
had no idea there was an alabama in sufjan
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link
Works oddly well to the ''Gary, Indiana'' tune actually
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 20 September 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link
Sufjan, Alabama. Born and raised.
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link
sweet potato pie >> pumpkin pie, mostly b/c of texture.
― Je55e, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:20 (nine years ago) link
no idea about sweet potato lattes tho
you can eat as many pies as you want
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link
helps cats poop
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:08 (nine years ago) link
my cat eats too many envelopes sometimes and then needs help with that
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:28 (nine years ago) link
she's stopped eating the pumpkin unfortunately and still isn't pooping :(
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3QGXJYo.jpg
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Saturday, 20 September 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link
http://9buz.com/content/uploads//images/August2014/zinedine_zidane_i_once_cried_because_i_had_no_shoes_to_play_football_2014-07-09.jpg
― I misuse (onimo), Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
just got shoes, don't got FEET
― Branwell with anNe (wins), Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
barf
― Nhex, Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
haha that's kind of awesome if you don't think of it being real imo
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link
especially if you don't read "rich" as metaphorical there
― you'll never guac amole (wins), Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link
"I just remembered that I have feet and lots of money lol imma go buy some shoes"
― you'll never guac amole (wins), Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
yep
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 21 September 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uRMyU9z.jpg
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 22 September 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iaCTdBqpIyU/hqdefault.jpg
"You see a hostile headless."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 September 2014 01:43 (nine years ago) link
gite privilege
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Monday, 22 September 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
The ransom note pasting happening here...
http://i.imgur.com/QMara3A.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
If you actually understand these jokes and cannot wait to tell all your
other
Arkansas
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in
literally anywhere
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
initials at the bottom are DPJ. Maybe this is the work of an Arkansas-universe DJP?
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link
oh, you mean famed ILXor HOWDY DERE?
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link
Seriously, replace the word "chilly" with "warm" and you could completely turn that into an Iowa macro.
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
Only in Idaho - If you install security lights on your...https://www.facebook.com/onlyinidaho/.../646158245434501?...If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Idaho .
Michigan - Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToMichigan/.../1015201496295383..."If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Michigan." -Jeff Foxworthy.
Folks From Texas - Internet Forwardswww.pleacher.com/forwards/forwards/texas.htmlIf you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas; If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows ...
Read More - Rainy Lake Houseboatswww.rainylakehouseboats.com/newsletter/jan09newsletter3.htmlIf you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, You might live in Minnesota. If you think of the major food groups as beer, fish, ...
Living in #Oregon... - DiasporaBRhttps://diasporabr.com.br/posts/126618If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Oregon. · If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during ...
CDN Currency - "If you install security lights on your house ...khjones.tumblr.com/post/13486422787"If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada." -J. Foxworthy.
HUMOR... Jeff Foxworthy on New Englanders Conversation - Growing ...https://growingbolder.com/.../humor-jeff-foxworthy-on-new-214729.ht...If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in New England. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife ...
Missouri According to Jeff Foxworthy - Armsmartwww.armsmart.com/includes/emails/2014/Missouri.htmlIf you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Missouri. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife ...
Newer - Kajara - Tumblrkajara.tumblr.com/post/.../here-is-what-jeff-foxworthy-has-to-say-aboutIf you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Minnesota. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife ...
Creative Broadcast Services Inc. - You Might be from ...www.livewithjt.com/content/.../364-you-might-be-from-wisconsin-if.htm...If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Wisconsin. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife ...
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
thank you for the laffs, oh arkansas
― john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
would you just look at all those states where women know how to use their jumper cables. next thing you know, they'll pumping their own gas too.
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link
pretty sure it's about wisconsin
― ⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link
I doubt Foxworthy is doing routines about the Midwest
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
What's this nationwide epidemic of people wearing parkas and shorts about then?
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
pretty sure it originally said Portland, Maine
― ⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071203233349/simpsons/images/5/5a/Black.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
parkansas
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link
The 55 speed limit, youre going 80, everyone is passing you is pretty spot on tbf
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link
That's the only actually funny (a bit) one.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link
i love how videos autoplay with no audio cause i just watched this thing just started playing and i have no idea what's happening and it's hilarious
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 25 September 2014 08:06 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I said somewhere the other day that I like the autoplay vids, whiners are kinda whining imo
― you'll never guac amole (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 10:00 (nine years ago) link
These began to circulate:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/21/quotes-banned-books_n_5759808.html
― cardamon, Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
I want to make some of those with quotes from Naked Lunch
― ⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
I just ate something that was half pumpkin pie and half pumpkin cake. Whatever it was, I thought it was top drawer.
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgflip.com/cgq0a.jpg
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link