why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Gourds.

pplains, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link

have some gourd-flavored coffee, you dumb American.

pplains, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link

I figured the PSL's were to the rest of the world what Americans think when they see calimari burgers available at a Thailand McDonalds.

pplains, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link

what makes it so weird and on-trend and "stuff white girls like" right now?

I don't know. It's been around for years, beloved by Americans of all genders and races. I'm guessing it's a combo of that joke upthread making the rounds, and other purveyors of flavored coffee jumping on the pumpkin spice bandwagon making the flavor seem suddenly ubiquitous.

nb: I am eating a pumpkin spice and flaxseed crunchy granola bar right now. Also pumpkin pie is easily my favorite pie.

carl agatha, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link

People carve pumpkins and generally throw the insides away.

― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, September 18, 2014 1:09 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The pumpkins sold for carving are terrible for eating. If you want to make a pie with fresh pumpkin, you need to get sugar pumpkins or pie pumpkins.

carl agatha, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link

The seeds are good for roasting though!

how's life, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link

Yes!

Pumpkins are great. Winter squash in general is great. brb I'm going to put on some yoga pants and whisper all of the reasons I love fall.

I'm white, btw.

carl agatha, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

i feel like this is an important piece of the pumpkin/yoga/women puzzle

http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/graphics/product_images/pBBW1-19118817v275.jpg

Mordy, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

This too:

http://fortune.com/2014/09/15/pumpkin-aphrodisiac/

how's life, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link

Oh, that article doesn't actual talk about the study that shows that pumpkin pie aroma increased penile blood flow. Read the articles before linking to them hl.

how's life, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:09 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if the backlash against pumpkin coffee is similar to the backlash against pumpkin beer. 50% ppl who genuinely think the taste is not as good as all the seasonal hype, and 50% jerks who believe *real beer* or *real coffee* is manly, and spicing it up w/ pumpkin is a move for women who may not otherwise like the normal tastes of those beverages (i've definitely heard ppl refer to like mike's hard lemonade and other sweet alcoholic beverages as 'girly drinks' and like frappachinos and stuff as 'girly coffees' so maybe it's a similar phenomenon regarding pumpkin drinks).

Mordy, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link

the pumpkin spice epidemic is bad enough that I was willing to believe the pumpkin spice condom image was real

⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link

Ugh I bet that pumpkin apple candle smells wretched. Just looking at the jar is giving me a headache.

Mordy, I bet you are OTM about girly drinks backlash.

carl agatha, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link

I'm british, I've eaten pumpkin pie, it ranges from ok to grim. (nowhere near as good as all of our Christmas food that they don't get in the U.S., but don't tell them that)

kinder, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

but pumpkin pie isn't christmas food. it's thanksgiving food.

Mordy, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link

Otoh we don't get Burmese pumpkin curry although we can buy kobucha squashes in Waitrose, which is what the curry ie actually made from...

kinder, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link

Xp yeah but our Christmas season starts about now and we don't have Thanksgiving.

kinder, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:31 (nine years ago) link

I made a pumpkin pie last year, it was somewhere between a custard tart and a treacle tart (and it's a tart, obviously, not a pie).

The confusion about pumpkin latte has come about imo due to the American idiom of calling some foodstuffs what they're used with, not what they're made from (see also Duck Sauce, which is plum sauce to the rest of the world).

and she's crying in a stairwell in Devon (aldo), Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link

Coffee cake

kinder, Thursday, 18 September 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

a pumpkin pie is a terrific pie

fruit ← ⟨“apple”, “banana”, “orange”⟩ (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 September 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

whereas I once had nachos around christmas time in london, and these london christmas nachos were awful let me tell you

fruit ← ⟨“apple”, “banana”, “orange”⟩ (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 September 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

steak fries

⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 18 September 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link

Trader Joe's now has Austrian pumpkin seed oil. If you do not know it, buy it and put some on a salad on maybe a fresh mozerellaCaprese salad kind of thing or put it in a soup. That stuff rules.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 18 September 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

PUMPKIN

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/wgna.com/files/2012/11/Picture-307-630x472.jpg

pubkin pie dispender

Malibu Stasi (WilliamC), Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

My mother-in-law bakes us pumpkin pies all year.

how's life, Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link

what a delightful woman. please send her my regards.

fruit ← ⟨“apple”, “banana”, “orange”⟩ (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/hecho-en-illinois/Content?oid=923678

Almost all the canned pumpkin in the U.S. comes from downstate Morton. Most of the people who pack it come from the tiny Mexican town of La Soledad.

worth a read

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

pumpkins are great, they taste great and also make cats poop

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 September 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

quality drop shadow there on garfield, glad they took the time for that

Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 September 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link

had no idea garfield was from the south, this changes everything

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link

Davis is from Indiana, which is definitely one of the souths of the north.

how's life, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link

prove it

ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link

anyway I am from very northern indiana and I balk at indiana being southern

ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link

i was at a bus stop in gary once, gary is a p southern name

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link

birthplace of famous country & western musician michael jackson

ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link

gary is the dumbest name for a city. the rest of the names have to be named bruce and carl and stuff or else.

flatizza (harbl), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link

Wilson Pickett was from Alabama, Sufjan.

how's life, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link

had no idea there was an alabama in sufjan

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link

Works oddly well to the ''Gary, Indiana'' tune actually

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 20 September 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link

Sufjan, Alabama. Born and raised.

ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link

sweet potato pie >> pumpkin pie, mostly b/c of texture.

Je55e, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:20 (nine years ago) link

no idea about sweet potato lattes tho

Je55e, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:20 (nine years ago) link

you can eat as many pies as you want

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link

helps cats poop

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:08 (nine years ago) link

my cat eats too many envelopes sometimes and then needs help with that

ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:28 (nine years ago) link

she's stopped eating the pumpkin unfortunately and still isn't pooping :(

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3QGXJYo.jpg

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Saturday, 20 September 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link


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