or food judgment for that matter xpost!
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
It's safer than any other go-kart on the road today.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
I could wipe my ass with one of those smart cars.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
its got poor rear impact ratings too
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Apparently, it takes almost nothing to total one.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.aef.com/images/diversity/burrell/allstate_newcar_thumb.jpg
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I like that we have hijacked "truth bombs" to discuss the attractiveness and crash safety of the Chevy Nova vs the Smart ForTwo btw
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link
All because I said nobody would time travel to 1978 and Whiney G recognized that to be a complete fact
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
it was a year or so before i realized those allstate commericals werent directed at someone named Stan.
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.classicsandcustoms.com/list/images/X_1965_Chevrolet_Nova_SS_04052008110723_19470.jpg
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.diseno-art.com/images/bmw_isetta_open.jpg
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
it was a year or so before i realized those allstate commericals werent directed at someone named Stan. this was a drunken debate with one of my friends awhile back that swore he was saying Stan!
― carne asada, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link
This is true of pretty much all modern cars. The right rear passenger door on my Dodge truck is completely fucked because I let my grandfather back it around a corner and he went up against a very stumpy bush. At maybe 5mph A BUSH gouged two big dents in the door.
I think maybe the ease of totalling them actually has something to do with why they're safer, actually? Energy transfer, etc..
― milo z, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/9118/carphoto27391825tz9.jpg
lol the future is in fact a japanese cartoon about the future
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link
a smart car almost hit me on my bike today b/c the guy over-shot a stop sign. i didn't really know how to feel. because i have cruelly judged the smart car as generally impotent.
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link
the ease of totalling
i like this phrase
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
an $11k car is by definition easier to total than one more expensive
― ice crӕm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
also thk u kevin for the 65 nova dot jpg
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link
look this terrivble thing is coming out soon for a base price of $2500. it looks the same!
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/01/10/automobiles/533-Tata-01.jpg
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
and its got a back seat!
you will also die in this one
that's for india it is not roadworthy in other countries
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
This is not true.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link
you can total it more efficiently
― harbl, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link
I definitely thought that was Bud Selig trying to sell that car.
― G00blar, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
a smart car almost hit me on my bike today b/c the guy over-shot a stop sign.
you're lucky, if he hit you his car could've been totalled and I doubt you have bike insurance
― Edward III, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
this picture says "hop in, I'm much safer than riding around in a soap bubble!"
― Edward III, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.google.com/search?q=smart+car+crash+test
-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 10:30 AM
that was hard
so it's not ridiculously safe. glad we cleared up that falsity bomb :)
― am0n, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
amazon.com bomb
most spaghetti westerns are analogous to tossing a scorpion into a boxful of fire ants. There's a good chance you'll see an interesting fight or two, but you won't much care who crawls out of the box at the end.
― Edward III, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ My neighbor did that all the time when we were kids. He cared enough that he once took a lizard out of the fight, on grounds that it was cute and had no chance.
― nabisco, Thursday, 14 August 2008 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Un, I love that truth bomb as much as anybody else, but isn't that just the opening scene of The Wild Bunch? Or does that not detract from its bombitude?
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Saturday, 16 August 2008 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Imagine the John McCain attack ad.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 16 August 2008 02:30 (fifteen years ago) link
nabisco is soft on salamanders?
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Saturday, 16 August 2008 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link
sometimes i think the ilx film crew are playing an off-board game where they try to come up with the dumbest challops
-- s1ocki, Monday, August 18, 2008 7:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Monday, 18 August 2008 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I've actually just realized by reading on the thread that you're a stubborn 3rd-aged adult and you are not very likely to change your mind or flex a little by now so I might just as well end the conversation here because I'm afraid we'll both be losing our time.
-- Moka, Friday, August 22, 2008 5:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 22 August 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link
!
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
what is that in regards to
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 23 August 2008 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Geir, actually. Can't remember which thread, tho.
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 24 August 2008 07:27 (fifteen years ago) link
3rd-aged
― am0n, Sunday, 24 August 2008 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link
ah, here it is: Best album of every year since....
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 24 August 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
god there's some really fucking stupid people here
-- discus, Saturday, January 21, 2006 8:19 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― jeff, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link
He is really nice in real life, it's just that the internet does this to us all.
-- Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, July 19, 2005 3:25 PM
― am0n, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
can anyone even remember what PUBIC HAIR is like??
-- goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:15 (Yesterday) Link
― Edward III, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
waht?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
nothing tops uppers
-- gbx, Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:17 PM (Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:17 PM) Bookmark Link
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/hoppek.gif
it is actually the best thing ilx has ever produced
-- gbx, Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:18 PM (Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:18 PM) Bookmark Link
― tehresa, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link
i ain't mad i just realized all my favorite shit recently like az memphis session, sean p, return of the mac is all old boring dudes! i'll probably like scarface he's an old boring dude too.
i'm can't hang with you youngsters what with your snappin and trappin and supermanning of hoes and we THE BEST and et cetera
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 10 December 2007 18:22 (8 months ago) Link
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link
that's so true, matt really can't hang with youngsters.
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
ppl really overestimate the toughness of metal dudes.
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:51 (1 hour ago) Link
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I was more suggesting that I appreciate Matt's POV.
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
this whole thread is more "boldly-stated opinion I happen to agree with" than out and out t-bombs.
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link