Your impending Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger nuptials thread

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If this is true and the two split up, Chad Kroeger should marry Mutt Lange.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link

The top comment on that article:

I eagerly await the Lifetime biopic with Taylor Momson and Dax Shepard.

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Might this be...TRUE?

In a related story, I read an interview with KroegerCollaborator "the Dude from Steel Panther" who revealed that Chad has in his employ a man whose one and only job is to roll joints for Kroeger.

I wager dollars to Tim Horton donuts that Avril will leave Kroeger for that man within three years. It's the 21st Century version of sleeping with the Groundskeeper.

― Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:44 PM (3 years ago)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link

I guess this means that everyone has a forthcoming divorce-themed Nickelback album to avoid.

Turrican, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

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