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― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
So this isn't exactly regicide.
― meta pro lols (libcrypt), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link
More like a mercy killing.
― meta pro lols (libcrypt), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
ok so basically you resent yr sister bc she took attn away from you. done. next dream, pls!
― yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
also you have an excess of yellow bile
― dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link
(kudos accepted xxxxxxxxxxp)
― dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm kind of insulted by that interpretation. my parents don't like her either.
― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean maybe they do but i can't explain it
― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link
man y'all cold.
― yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
REDRUM - REDRUM - REDRUM
― Captain Savour-A-Ho (Batty), Monday, 16 March 2009 05:22 (fifteen years ago) link
last night I dreamt that I was driving and no matter how hard I pressed the breaks the car kept moving slowly.. I swerved out of the way of one bum walking down the middle of the street but ran over parts of another bum laying in the street
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
I have way too many dreams that I remember
i think instead of dreams now i wake up with terrible songs in my head like such as "under the bridge" ugh. and i mysteriously know all the words even though i never listen to that song except maybe if it's playing on the radio in stores. what does it mean?
― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link
you spend too much time in stores, and there's a recession going on, for god's sake
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
the chorus to "John Wayne Is Big Leggy" has been stuck in my head for days, but that's not a terrible song, I don't think.
what kind of store plays "Under the Bridge"?
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
like stores that play shitty 90s radio stations?
― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link
also the other day it was a eurythmics song and my brain was singing "here comes the rain again falling on my head like a memory." lol :(
― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link
just realizing now that I have more tolerance for shitty '80s music than I do for equally shitty '90s music. that Eurythmics song = ♥ for me, probably because I wasn't sentient back when it was an overplayed hit
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link
last night I dreamt that I came home from a hike in the woods, went to bed, and woke up covered in ticks from head to toe. overnight they'd managed to burrow deep within my skin, and they appeared as faint black marks all over my body. when I tried to grab one of the ticks with a pair of tweezers, it darted across my arm without surfacing. I went after a few more of them, but the same thing happened again and again. finally I gave up and headed to the doctor's office. on the way there, a few of the ticks jumped off my body onto the crowded street. I chased them with a pocket knife and cut them into little pieces, because I didn't want them to infect other people. the dream ended soon after I got to the doctor's office. the doctor had already begun working on me, and he seemed like he knew what he was doing.
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:34 (fifteen years ago) link
i dunno unregistered it reminds me of my mouse dreams
― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link
good lord, do you dream about mice burrowing deep within your skin?
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link
no i dream about killing them with knives
― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link
oh, uh
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link
neat!
things harbl dreams about stabbing:
1. mice2. her sister3. ???
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link
the internet
― skamokawa WA (jergins), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:51 (fifteen years ago) link
i probably stabbed something else in a dream or irl but i forgot about it
― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link
i told my psychiatrist about an embarrassing dream I had. I was in a bathroom where the stall doors were short, so everyone could see eachothers' face while they took a crap. and it was a co-ed bathroom of my peers. I ended up crapping so much that I couldn't stop crapping. I think I ran into the stall next to me and overflew that toilet as well until finally the dream ended in an embarrassing mess.
I told my psychiatrist that bathroom dreams are usually signs that you are seeking relief in your everyday life from stress or whatever (freud would say sexual satisfaction lol). she asked me how I could have fixed the situation in my dream. I said, "I probably could of not crapped so much". But then she reminded me of the stall walls and came up with an idea that maybe i just need to put walls between me and people and block out their mean words - which would go along with my social anxiety.
thoughts? :p
After the appointment I went home and took a nap. During my nap, I dreamt that I was in a locker room walking to the urinals... umm message me if you want more. for $2.99 a month I can keep you up to date on every single dirty bathroom dream I have!
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 26 March 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link
http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7924709967/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/03/31/14097.jpg
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 26 March 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i43.tinypic.com/29w2x04.jpg
I hate to say it, Cap'n, but I think you need to be toilet trained.
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link
(yup, I know I'm ignoring the past 70 years of psychiatry. but this ain't Ask Dr. Maslow or Ask Dr. Piaget, so what am I supposed to do?)
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
mods: plzzzzzz to change the title of this board to Ask Dr. Maslow, post-haste.
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
NO
― fair moderator, Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
fair 'nuff
― bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I dreamt that I was walking down a sidewalk in some generic city. three (college?) girls were walking about a quarter of a block ahead of me, all of them sporting fancy, expensive-looking dresses and elaborate hairdos.
pretty soon they stopped in a parking lot and just stood there. I joined up with them and started to chat. they were French & were also v v obnoxious: they couldn't stop talking about how wonderful and pricey their clothes and jewellery were. I couldn't stand them.
at the far end of the parking lot was a ladies' clothing store. I led the girls toward it, hoping to ditch them as soon as they got inside. the store was closed (it was very early in the morning), but when I knocked on the door, a kindly old lady answered it.
at that moment, the girls transformed into life-sized wax dummies. apparently they assumed dummy form whenever they were in the presence of people other than me. the shopkeeper got really excited because she thought I was delivering a shipment of brand new mannequins. I helped her carry the dummies inside, and together we stood them up beside the dress displays. pleased to have gotten rid of those nasty girls, I left the store and went about my business.
when I came back later that day (via time warp), the dummies were still in place, and the store was teeming with customers. I hung the dummies on tall clothing racks so that their feet were suspended a few feet above the floor, knowing that they'd be furious and disoriented when they turned back into humans.
― a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link
misogynist!
― tehresa, Saturday, 4 April 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
showroom dumieess
― goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link
huh, I thought I was more of a classist than a misogynist. dunno!
― a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
also I hate French ppl
― a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
me too!
― goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
french people are a lot like americans. some are stupid and mean. others are very warm and nice and hospitable.
― tehresa, Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link
on the whole, i can't really hate on the french.
http://picasion.com/pic6/17e7cc34b03503b88f5791cfaa7679f8.gif
― a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link
unregistered.......lately, ughhhhhhhhhh
― goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
lately? I've always been pretty ughhhhhhhhhh, I thought.
― a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
see i told you he's OBD
― doo WOP doo (jergins), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
it's ok unregistered
― goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bears repeating, I'd say
― a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
btw u can't sb me
― tehresa, Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL