https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAvug-z7lqM
they killed his dog
― nauru, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link
an example for amerasians everywhere
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 12 September 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
i am listening to an interview with Keanu and i realized I have a total voice crush on him
I dunno if I'll even see this weird dumb-looking dog movie but if I listen to him talk for long enough, god knows what will happen
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 October 2014 02:19 (nine years ago) link
he is my number one celebrity crush
― just1n3, Friday, 24 October 2014 04:36 (nine years ago) link
i pretend he's not but oh god
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 October 2014 04:42 (nine years ago) link
he's so dreamy and nice and reads lots of books and he's still best friends with alex winter - how could you NOT crush on him? ?
― just1n3, Friday, 24 October 2014 04:49 (nine years ago) link
i know
i knoooooooowwwww
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 October 2014 04:56 (nine years ago) link
His voice has a certain forced, hollow depth, like a 12-year-old trying to sound grownup
― nauru, Friday, 24 October 2014 11:24 (nine years ago) link
to me he sounds like california
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 October 2014 02:21 (nine years ago) link
he's 50 years old and he's a fucking RIDE
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Saturday, 25 October 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link
right!?
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 October 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link
the results of this poll own very hard
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 03:20 (nine years ago) link
so psyched for john wick. Supposed to be vv good!
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 25 October 2014 03:38 (nine years ago) link
lol enjoying reviewing when he was sad on a bench
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 03:42 (nine years ago) link
yep ok so i do want to see john wick now
even tho it's basically Taken + a dog
whatevs
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 October 2014 03:58 (nine years ago) link
haven't seen him outside work lately, as i often did in 2010
― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 October 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link
featuring hbo stars al swearengen, theon greyjoy, lester freamon, and cedric daniels.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 25 October 2014 04:04 (nine years ago) link
i didn't kill your cocksucking dog, Bullock
― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 October 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
lol
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 October 2014 06:00 (nine years ago) link
Edelstein says "It’s a beautiful coffee-table action movie."
My kind of thing.
― the man with the black wigs (Eazy), Sunday, 26 October 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link
Oh wait, not Edelstein, just NY Mag.
― the man with the black wigs (Eazy), Sunday, 26 October 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link
thought it was pretty awful tbh
― Simon H., Sunday, 26 October 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
looks awful
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 October 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
JOHN WICK. DON'T LIGHT HIM UP.
― Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Sunday, 26 October 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
Trailer looked bad but if Omar little says to go see it I will listen
― 龜, Sunday, 26 October 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link
This is the best movie I've ever seen and if you didn't like it I hope John Wick dives across your living room delivering dozens of slo mo akimbo pistol headshots to your stupid retarded fag skull.
― Hungry4Ass, Sunday, 26 October 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link
rude
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 October 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl)
now imagine Don Henley speaking through Keanu
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 October 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link
i trust H4A's review 100%, going to see it this week obv
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 27 October 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link
wouldnt even go for a $8 matinee on this crap
― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 October 2014 01:54 (nine years ago) link
I got suckered into Jack Reacher along similar lines.
― the man with the black wigs (Eazy), Monday, 27 October 2014 03:28 (nine years ago) link
JOHN WICK. HE'S TOUCHY.
― Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Monday, 27 October 2014 05:09 (nine years ago) link
oh shit omar + h4a = yesss
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 October 2014 05:58 (nine years ago) link
cool edgy words bro
― Simon H., Monday, 27 October 2014 06:03 (nine years ago) link
omar & h4a once again come correct
this movie is awesome, like am legit questioning if this was a fever dream or did this really happen. did I really just see a movie that took the time to actually frame all of its action sequences so that you could legit enjoy them and lovely car work yes yes yes
am i crazy or was the ode to joy in the church was a deliberate diehard nod like it totally turned my enjoyment up to 11
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 04:42 (nine years ago) link
*smokes a cigarette, smiles to self*
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 04:43 (nine years ago) link
i dug this movie a lot
― da croupier, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link
holllly shiit i didn't realize until looking at the wikipedia page that the cleaner was played by David "WARRRIOOOOORS COME OUT TO PLAAYYYYY" Patrick Kelly
― da croupier, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 05:40 (nine years ago) link
also known as sully, the man commando lied to
― da croupier, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 05:41 (nine years ago) link
refuse to see any movie in which an adorable dog is murdered
― the late great, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 05:42 (nine years ago) link
i was worried about that myself, and the scene is brief, done with dignity, and the appropriate vengeance is taken
― da croupier, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 05:43 (nine years ago) link
there's even a dramatic monologue where keanu explains why a puppy could mean so much
― da croupier, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 05:45 (nine years ago) link
it's about as well handled as an un-looked-forward-to dog death could be handled
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 06:07 (nine years ago) link
god that dog was cute as hell tho
keanu's breakdown when he meets the dog was v moving, also his "not just a dog" rant was cool
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 06:08 (nine years ago) link
haven't read thread but i approve of John Wick.
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 06:29 (nine years ago) link
despite the egregious teal & orangeness and the aggravating lens flare, john wick was fucking great.
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 19 January 2015 10:23 (nine years ago) link
it seems like hes totally the best at killing people but also conflicted and its gritty
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 January 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link
he is the best at killing people, it's true, but he's not really conflicted about it - those motherfuckers killed his dog and he will get his revenge. it's about as straightforward as it could be and it's too deadpan gleeful about it to be gritty. it's really a stripped-to-the-bone mash note to fight choreography.
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 19 January 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link
cmon hes conflicted, i mean he retired right why did he retire
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 January 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link