truth bombs

that was posted on ilg so i missed it

cf

Yeah, you guys are talking shit about nerds vs jocks. What has happened here is that you're far closer to nerds, so you see every pockmark and dribble of sweat, whereas the jocks are off wayyyy over there and they look a whole lot better to you right now. If you like I can balance it out by posting all the craploads of stories about American college jocks drugging and raping women and getting away with it. But I don't think anyone really wants that.

― emil.y, Saturday, 6 September 2014 18:44 (2 days ago)

yeah i was gonna say... that's one hot chalopeno

humans are horrible the end

Emily's maybe a truth bomb till the last sentence

I was stating shit based in context of recent events and also years of personal experience was a statement I made wasn't trying to challops or truth bomb just reacting to some very real very vile shit so I don't need a fucking ilx clustrfuck debate abt it sorry a dozen words I typed don't love up to your standards

nah lets continue thinking that nerds vs jocks is a useful context in which to consider rape culture

Again it was a tossed off comment in the context of a discission happening in real time

God FUCK THIS

yes, i am agreeing w/you

jocks are better than nerds tho cause at least jocks can dunk <<truthbomb

nerds only dunk in video games which does not constitute real dunking

Again it was a tossed off comment in the context of a discission happening in real time

― rap steve (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 02:47 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

God FUCK THIS

― rap steve (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 02:47 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ums m8 i agree with u

the important part is 'when given the chance' = nerds are disempowered, but when they are given the chance to be terrible they overcompensate by being worse than everyone else

nerds only dunk in video games which does not constitute real dunking

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 12:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

methinks you forgot about ren faire dunking, milagoon.

Nerds are just as bad as jocks is kind of how I think of the message of Crimes and Misdemeanors. Although I guess the jock murders someone and the nerd doesn't.

*doffs fedora* please pardon this most egregious of oversights milady xp

Was this about the Darth Vader scene of Revenge of the Nerds?

methinks you forgot about ren faire dunking, milagoon.

― estela, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 03:32 (16 minutes ago)

*doffs fedora* please pardon this most egregious of oversights milady xp

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 03:39 (9 minutes ago)

lollll

we need to recruit jocks to ilx so they can be impressed by all the nerds who think jocks are the coolest

playing basketball

coolest dudes on ilx are already jocks, heads up

high5

does the regular practice of soccer & cricket make one a jock

the word certainly contains those letters

lockjaw?

on the bright side, everyone who can remember when men wore suits and ties and hats to work will be dead in 20+ years. and people being 20 forever will just be normal. the urgency to get a lot done at an early age is gone now. you don't have to get married and have kids when you are 20 or EVER really! the urgency to grow up is gone. and the urgency to grow up and do grown up stuff is also gone when you realize that you have 70 years of netflix watching ahead of you. people live too long now. and it will probably get worse. in the near future people will probably be pushing 120 without breaking a sweat. which is why you shouldn't vaccinate. replacing fellini and magical realism with harry potter and the hunger games just a natural outcome of a longer life-span and a lack of responsibilities. (i get called "kid" ALL the time by people older than me. they think i'm 15. you aren't an adult anymore unless you are 80.)

― scott seward, Monday, September 15, 2014

i don't know what that's from but are you serious? is that serious? "replacing fellini and magical realism with harry potter and the hunger games" lol

nah I get his point: all gods dead, all faiths in mankind shaken, and so on.

all dads old

my god does this mean that there might have been previous truth bombs that were neither objectively universally true nor actual viable explosive devices SENATOR I DEMAND THE FLOOR

*is engulfed in flames and pummeled by shrapnel* thanks truth

sorry, I'm so sorry, it was what the people wanted

w/e

can totally imagine a scorched and brutalised mattp signing off with a 'w/e'

it's from the quid/ag NYT thread fwiw in response to the AO Scott 'kids these days' piece

nah I get his point: all gods dead, all faiths in mankind shaken, and so on.

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, September 15, 2014 6:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all dads old

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, September 15, 2014 6:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(ftr 'all dads old' is intended as a continuation of your line here not a mockery of it--extended adolescence = our stern authority figures are older too)

Time was, we hated it when the boss hovered round our cubicles. Today, the boss will literally drive his hoveround around your cubicle, and the electric motor is loud.

worst (meaning least true) "truth bomb" in this thread so far.

more like truth bum

you guys do realize that i just make stuff up, right? still, not my best work. i had two separate conversations the other day and they are both still in my head and that's where that came from. one about the people not growing up thing a la the nyt article and another one about how t.v. and pop fiction has kinda taken the place of uh "higher" art in a lot of places and that the enthusiasms of brainy people have changed in my lifetime because of....i don't know what. (i mean, MY enthusiasms have changed too. i read sc-fi and watch netflix t.v. and the criterion collection on my hulu has cobwebs on it...)

also, yeah, you should vaccinate.

there are also more articulate truths on the nyt thread if you scroll down...not by me.

I don't follow tv or pop fiction because my tastes are very refined. Strictly Fellini for me.

fellini is the way to go. i actually watched a criterion thing the other night but i cheated cuz it was les blank footage of hippie festival with hard psych rock score. my comfort zone.

i can't read that thread, so much haterade

it's more the cultural relativism that paints everything the same boring grey that i dislike, like i can read proust and still watch bob's burgers or whatever (i don't think this is remarkable in any way), one doesn't preclude the other. i feel like an idiot even typing this out.

i think a lot of people have given up the french cookies and just go for the burgers. need some hard proust-reading data to back that up though. not people HERE obviously. you are all special.

i'm an anecdotal fool though. and i certainly know lots of people who read. culturally though, it certainly seems like 24/7 pop/fantasy fic/marvel/television/etc. the fine arts/lit fic/etc seem less of a force now than at any point in my lifetime. maybe i'm just morbid though.

hard proust-reading data, sounds sexy

*emails don delillo*

do people still go to the ballet?

UUUUUUUUUUUUGH

Why are you guys trying to judge the high arts consumption of the people of 2014 with the high arts markers of 1914? How is going to the ballet a measure of interest in "high art" in the 21st century?

did anybody itt watch amarcord lately, struggling to see expanses of sophistication between it & bob's burgers