LOLZ @ LAWYERS

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i got spam from these dickheadz

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/green-winick-notice-appear-court-malware.shtml

am0n, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 19:43 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRIk1zEiGwM

Je55e, Sunday, 7 September 2014 19:58 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

Soon as I saw this site I thought "must be in California"
http://edelson.com/

walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 30 January 2015 02:44 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

I think Carl is going to disagree with this.

Jeff, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:47 (four years ago) link

Oh, no, that makes sense. I don't think I'd be happier if I had a partner track associate job. I'd be happiest if my the pay/demands of my current job were in line with each other, either making what I make now and having the flexibility I was promised when I accepted the salary, or paid market rate for the work I do. That still wouldn't be associate-level pay but it also wouldn't be associate level work or hassle.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 13:23 (four years ago) link

the scene from "silicon valley" where the dude has a drink with a failed designer/inventor and they figure out that if he had taken less venture capital he would've managed expectations and might still have his company is something i think about a lot lately

two months pass...

I wonder how much of that is legit the kid's interest and how much is the parent. I have a coworker who says her three year old is obsessed with The Beatles so they got him tons of Beatles junk for his Beatles-themed 3rd birthday. Like, is he really that into the Beatles? I just find that hard to believe. But my kid's only 20 months so if we were going to have a party themed after interest it would be about blueberries, TV remotes, and digging through the trash can.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 22:43 (four years ago) link

my dog is about to turn 14 and digging through the trash is still her #1 interest

gr8080, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:19 (four years ago) link

Toddlers can wind up having strange obsessions. When I was 3 I was obsessed with Vice President bush because his motorcade went by our apartment frequently.

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 30 July 2015 00:58 (four years ago) link

K went through a phase where I had to explain to her over and over again what a refrigerator does. She called it "tell me story about refrigerators"

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:00 (four years ago) link

what a refrigerator does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAubcIUr82I

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 04:51 (four years ago) link

^still one of the top twenty best live shows i've ever seen

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 04:51 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0XWSBAe-1U&feature=youtu.be&t=1m09s

, Monday, 7 September 2015 22:45 (four years ago) link

ff to 1m 09 s

, Monday, 7 September 2015 22:45 (four years ago) link

that's why they call it jones day night and weekends lololol

computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 13:38 (four years ago) link

MY BEST MEMORIES, ONCE ALL FIRSTLIFE MEMORIES WERE ERASED FROM MINDDRIVE, ARE THE ALL-NIGHTERS

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 13:48 (four years ago) link

clause 9.2, been there man

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 14:04 (four years ago) link

nothing gets the heart racing quite like memories of billable hours past

all my friends are vampires (art), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 14:24 (four years ago) link

The twinkle in his eyes as he drops his guard a bit really pulls it through for me.

pplains, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 14:44 (four years ago) link

There's a lot, and nothing at all, going on in those 44 seconds.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 15:23 (four years ago) link

i watched it again. he has the face of a man who hasn't slept in years. it's all about the written word.

computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 21:35 (four years ago) link

He has wet eyes

, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:05 (four years ago) link

...and is unconciously shaking his head "NO NO NO". It's a sad sick world and the good times have been gone for about 20 years or so.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 06:38 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

relatedly

"One thing ... that's very different from 10 years ago is that associates have a perspective on balance that was never discussed before," Kowalczyk said. "Finding a firm in a regional legal market that allows them to do quality work, get paid well and still go home to their families at 8 p.m. is very attractive."

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:39 (four years ago) link

was gonna put this on the lindsay lohan hot ready and legal thread but it's a long thread
http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/crimprof_blog/2015/11/young-ready-on-body-worn-camera-activation-among-police-officers.html

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Friday, 6 November 2015 01:45 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

better call barry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb3gPWoKZ84

am0n, Sunday, 17 April 2016 18:41 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Bq3AlqQ.jpg

, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 19:29 (three years ago) link

love those forfeiture captions they never get old

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 22:44 (three years ago) link

They're like little portraits of lives.

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 23:03 (three years ago) link

DEA case in California from what I can see in pacer. What a pulp character.

bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 23:15 (three years ago) link

http://www.rossintelligence.com/lawyers/

am0n, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:40 (three years ago) link

https://www.judiciary.state.nj.us/appdiv/manualonstyle.pdf

, Friday, 13 May 2016 16:47 (three years ago) link

hahaha

was really hoping the whole thing would be in comic sans and not just the cover

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Friday, 13 May 2016 17:04 (three years ago) link

lolz

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 16:40 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/DjtqCaI.png

, Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:52 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Wertkin, who worked in Washington for Akin Gump Strauss Hauer & Feld LLP, believed he would hand a copy of a complaint to an employee of the company, which was accused in the complaint by a whistle-blower of falsely billing the government. Wertkin, who was wearing a wig and using the name of Dan, was met instead by an FBI agent, according to arrest documents unsealed on Feb. 6.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-08/akin-gump-lawyer-accused-of-trying-to-sell-lawsuit-under-seal

, Thursday, 9 February 2017 16:39 (two years ago) link

false dan

mh 😏, Thursday, 9 February 2017 17:04 (two years ago) link

wertkin'd

El Tomboto, Friday, 10 February 2017 01:53 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/qjel5f1.jpg

, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 16:58 (two years ago) link

How did those children graduate with her?

pplains, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 17:15 (two years ago) link

four weeks pass...

do you ever start to read a transcript of yourself feeling dread you will look like an idiot, keep reading, then say damn this is some good lawyering who is this

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 01:13 (two years ago) link

he he

niels, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 07:53 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/CGcHRsk.jpg

, Thursday, 24 August 2017 13:09 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

CLE is such a fucking scam. I'm trying to get 24 credits done in a week (oops). I bought one of those online packages -- all you have to do is leave it running very quietly in the background, because the videos pause when the code you need to demonstrate participation is given out. The one I'm watching now is about wellness for lawyers and literally included a guided meditation.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 26 November 2018 23:13 (eleven months ago) link


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