why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Kelly is great, the cartoons are just credible enough to be sort-of convincing whilst being hilariously OTT and offensive at the same time

Fundraising Sicko reminds me of Weird Al.

lol dj mencap did you know that korn picture is mine

yes I took it from the OG noize borad thread

I've been thinking about the candy corn on the cob thing. It would probably work okay if you did it to a 3 Musketeers or something. The real banana is so repulsive though.

i hate sweetcorn but i do like corn on the cob. they should make more food 'on the cob'.

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Oh, you can't?

because no one has ever been killed by a gun purchased through legal means...

Background checks probably more rigourous for purchasing illegal guns

omg it didn't even give me chance to answer wtf

It's alright, the dude doesn't let you answer in real life either.

paranoia nicely expressed through typography

"man since criminals don't follow the law anyway what's the point of having em? If they don't prevent all crime they're useless IMO"

http://memeguy.com/photos/images/lock-your-doors-travel-with-a-buddy-dont-get-too-drunk-67021.jpg

blegh

passive aggressive toucan penguin fucker

some redditor just got me to hate some dumb bird

power of reddit

Puffin asking for it IMO

oh yeah a puffin

fuck a puffin

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tMlXP5F1Oik/SYnn5QVD74I/AAAAAAAAAEw/-mb_9vfYE4U/s400/W1YQx.jpg

Same dude from above posted this one which is just confusing. Seems to contradict itself.

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wow.

because of these today I'm not a criminal, a thief not a convict and Michael Hutchence is dead

Flip-flops: my childhood was awesome!
Licking the batter off the spoon: my childhood was awesome!
Getting all dressed up for gramma's funeral: fuck, you're right. my childhood had its rough patches too.

But I love the meme-responding-to-meme thing. People take some time out of their lives to make some stuff, don't they?

Yes, no criminal was every severely beaten as a child. In fact, there's no connection whatsoever and no such thing as a cycle of abuse. Thanks, Facebook Guy!

'Your kid's childhood was probably even worse. Your grandchild is possibly dead'

reminds me of this which is one of my favorite FB things

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haha christ some people hate children so much

holy shit

SharesFromYourAunt.com

anyone who frequents this thread needs to follow that page

just tried to click "like" on sunny's post

corporal punishment stans are such muppets, and yeah of course most criminals have experienced no violent chastisement as children duh yeah

jfc have to hope everyone who shares that goes on a list somewhere

Um... you guys do realise that's a joke, right?

Or, wait, are you all talking about the flip-flop/spoon/belt one? Because yeah, I guess that isn't a joke.

way to douse the fire of our outrage, e.mily. jeez

yeah i picked up the bit about murdering your kids probly being a joke

Well, "holy shit" and "put those people on a list" sound like pretty sincere responses to a ludicrous statement, so I honestly wasn't sure.

cool joke

this is not an image macro but what is it about having a child that makes you think this is cool & want to ruin halloween

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horrific

I mean, that's basically just old school home magazine stuff, right? Though I admit I'd be irritated if someone started pushing for a crazy lifehack where an ordinary pinecone becomes... a birdfeeder!

is that celery and mandarin? gross

the bananas look literally disgusting

like they're covered in someone's finger grease

calm down

ok

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