KEANU REEVES: HE'S PRETTY MUCH Y TOO BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN RUDD OR CUSACK

are you a Ke birther?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAvug-z7lqM

they killed his dog

an example for amerasians everywhere

i am listening to an interview with Keanu and i realized I have a total voice crush on him

I dunno if I'll even see this weird dumb-looking dog movie but if I listen to him talk for long enough, god knows what will happen

he is my number one celebrity crush

i pretend he's not but oh god

he's so dreamy and nice and reads lots of books and he's still best friends with alex winter - how could you NOT crush on him? ?

i know

i know

i knoooooooowwwww

His voice has a certain forced, hollow depth, like a 12-year-old trying to sound grownup

to me he sounds like california

he's 50 years old and he's a fucking RIDE

right!?

the results of this poll own very hard

so psyched for john wick. Supposed to be vv good!

lol enjoying reviewing when he was sad on a bench

yep ok so i do want to see john wick now

even tho it's basically Taken + a dog

whatevs

haven't seen him outside work lately, as i often did in 2010

featuring hbo stars al swearengen, theon greyjoy, lester freamon, and cedric daniels.

i didn't kill your cocksucking dog, Bullock

lol

Edelstein says "It’s a beautiful coffee-table action movie."

My kind of thing.

Oh wait, not Edelstein, just NY Mag.

thought it was pretty awful tbh

looks awful

JOHN WICK. DON'T LIGHT HIM UP.

Trailer looked bad but if Omar little says to go see it I will listen

This is the best movie I've ever seen and if you didn't like it I hope John Wick dives across your living room delivering dozens of slo mo akimbo pistol headshots to your stupid retarded fag skull.

rude

i am listening to an interview with Keanu and i realized I have a total voice crush on him

I dunno if I'll even see this weird dumb-looking dog movie but if I listen to him talk for long enough, god knows what will happen

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl)

now imagine Don Henley speaking through Keanu

i trust H4A's review 100%, going to see it this week obv

wouldnt even go for a $8 matinee on this crap

I got suckered into Jack Reacher along similar lines.

JOHN WICK. HE'S TOUCHY.

oh shit omar + h4a = yesss

cool edgy words bro

omar & h4a once again come correct

this movie is awesome, like am legit questioning if this was a fever dream or did this really happen. did I really just see a movie that took the time to actually frame all of its action sequences so that you could legit enjoy them and lovely car work yes yes yes

am i crazy or was the ode to joy in the church was a deliberate diehard nod like it totally turned my enjoyment up to 11

*smokes a cigarette, smiles to self*

i dug this movie a lot

holllly shiit i didn't realize until looking at the wikipedia page that the cleaner was played by David "WARRRIOOOOORS COME OUT TO PLAAYYYYY" Patrick Kelly

also known as sully, the man commando lied to

refuse to see any movie in which an adorable dog is murdered

i was worried about that myself, and the scene is brief, done with dignity, and the appropriate vengeance is taken

there's even a dramatic monologue where keanu explains why a puppy could mean so much

it's about as well handled as an un-looked-forward-to dog death could be handled

god that dog was cute as hell tho

keanu's breakdown when he meets the dog was v moving, also his "not just a dog" rant was cool

haven't read thread but i approve of John Wick.

despite the egregious teal & orangeness and the aggravating lens flare, john wick was fucking great.

it seems like hes totally the best at killing people but also conflicted and its gritty

he is the best at killing people, it's true, but he's not really conflicted about it - those motherfuckers killed his dog and he will get his revenge. it's about as straightforward as it could be and it's too deadpan gleeful about it to be gritty. it's really a stripped-to-the-bone mash note to fight choreography.