choice incomprehensible posts from britisher threads

it helps to know that Pfunkboy is the most relentlessly pessimistic follower of the England cricket team ;)

To balance things up a little, I find the titles of a lot of American threads on ILX incomprehensible, that's without actually reading the threads, esp. anything to do with American sport.

where would we be without balance? toppled over, that's where.

Toppled off our pins on to our arses, that's where!

Me old cock sparrow china guv'nor!

it helps to know that Pfunkboy is the most relentlessly pessimistic follower of the England cricket team ;)

― Daphnis Celesta, Saturday, August 30, 2014 4:29 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He makes up for it with his love of polls

good headline

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/nov/19/plebgate-row-andrew-mitchell-libel-trial

Spromley
North Hattingham
Dury Wold
Claxham-on-Sea
Befferinghamshire
Tewnbaster
Havery
Glumcester

― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, August 22, 2013 7:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

underappreciated post

Captures the "no, you made that up!" feeling I get every time I hear a new british town name

that's because you are the american equivalent of autumn almanac

should turn it into a 'humorous' 'wu tang names' style shirt and sell it on etsy

you're reminding me of the revulsion I felt a decade ago perusing a Time Out headline of "Straight Out of Brompton".

http://i.imgur.com/nZKwOyZ.jpg

i love commonwealth memes

Baldy pride cunt <3

and I'm surprised no one has nominated

Road to Rouen
Diamond Hoo Ha
Here Come the Bombs
Matador

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Monday, December 21, 2015 4:13 PM (1 hour ago)

Can taps aff really be described as getting your kit off?

― Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, May 17, 2016

The bbc can always find the funding for paying Shane Meadows landfill royalties by scrapping rubbish that nobody watches like Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle.
― calzino, Friday, January 27, 2017

extra layer of incomprehensibility: it's sarcastic

F.J Potts feels like it should be the name of one of the boys Gussie Fink-Nottle gives out prizes to at Market Snodsbury Grammar school.

― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 4:49 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

XD

Tbf that's clearly the whole ref in that post

wodehouse lived most of his (long) life in te US, so that one's totally on you

why are the fink notties giving out prizes to the likes of fj pottys

He is calling on his marras to twat some radge basket in Bournemouth ? That is what I could surmise before I give up reading!

― xelab, Saturday, March 21, 2015 4:13 PM

that is almost a perfect example

Superb marvelous middle class half-inch it, done up like a kipper one would be honoured to naff off bit of a Jack the lad nigh, pillock beefeater sausage roll. Pillock bovver boots chippy Southeners they can sod off pot noodle ever so lovely, tosser alright geezer a reet bobbydazzler lad they can sod off fish and chips, old chap golly gosh morris dancers alright geezer muck about bloody shambles. Fish fingers and custard black pudding forsooth jolly good pigeons in Trafalgar Square accordingly, trouble and strife bangers and mash off with her head get away with ya two weeks on't trot, I'd reet fancy a cuppa bossy britches plum pudding. Truly a British icon.