the science was in the focus group statistical analysis
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Monday, 25 August 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
'do you like it zoomed in THIS much? … or THIS much??'
― j., Monday, 25 August 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwYEJUc__ms
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link
Black hamburgers.
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/burger_king_goes_goth_in_japan_with_their_black_burger
― nickn, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link
Bela Lugosi's fed!
http://images.dangerousminds.net/uploads/images/gothburger1.jpg
― nickn, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link
Black Velveeta always is ready to dance.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link
i'm here to report that cookie dough oreos do exist, are an abomination unto the lord, are delicious
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 September 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link
http://www.kfc.co.jp/sp/campaign/colonelsday_thanks3/index.html#campaign3_title
http://i.imgur.com/TntXD37.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tCdqpTA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QYz2Jwi.jpg
I need all of these promotional toys
― 龜, Thursday, 18 September 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link
Love the drawing of the Colonel under that inexplicable chicken keyboard.
― "a bit of goatery, some demonry" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 18 September 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
wing wing leg leg k f c wing leg wing k f c wing leg leg breast
― j., Friday, 19 September 2014 00:28 (nine years ago) link
wow
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 September 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link
wing to the leg leg wing to the head
― "a bit of goatery, some demonry" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 September 2014 01:17 (nine years ago) link
“Millennials really are the core of our late-night strategy,” Jennifer Kennedy, Jack’s director of innovation and social engagement, told BurgerBusiness.com in an interview. “Whether they’re studying late or working a night shift they’ve been pivotal to the late-night daypart. So we wanted an instant-win game that appealed to them. We know that Millennials like to make a game of things, whether participating in online video games or through social networks or being the first to do or know or own something. We made Jack’s Munchie Peel simple: You peel; you win.”
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:34 (nine years ago) link
“We know Millennials are always looking to try something different,” Innovation Manager Katherine Cerrito told BurgerBusiness.com. “The Chick-n-Tater Melt is the kind of savory product you’re craving at midnight and not necessarily something you’d want for your lunch or dinner. Millennials like to try new things and share experiences on social channels. They can say ‘Look what I have: A chicken sandwich with hashbrowns on top and it’s amazing!’”
that's what you boomers don't understand about us millennials, we like to say "Look what I have: A chicken sandwich with hashbrowns on top and it’s amazing!"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
fucking millennials with their munchie peels and hashbrowns thanks obama
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 September 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link
millennials are annoying so we wanted to create something really annoying that they could hopefully annoy the world with
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 September 2014 18:48 (nine years ago) link
Why not just call that shit the Tweetburger and get it over with.
― folk punks: stop bragg-ing (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 September 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
It'd be cool of a jack in the box employee had to start a twitter account for my chicken sandwich and tweet in its voice while @ing me up until I ate it
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 September 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
http://twitter.com/JackBox/status/515006720708329472
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
Yo millenial, I heard you like munchies on your hashbrown peels
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 September 2014 01:17 (nine years ago) link
http://www.xojane.com/fun/arbys-meat-mountain
http://www.xojane.com/files/IMG_7251.jpg
― j., Saturday, 27 September 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link
hey whered my meat mountain go!!
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:49 (nine years ago) link
anyway
http://www.motherjones.com/media/2014/09/taco-bell-menu-jurafsky-language-food
this guy sounds like the dumbest professor stanford has ever hired
holy shit, he pointed out that taco bell isn't fine dining. that's going to blow some minds!
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Saturday, 11 October 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
real cheese
― j., Saturday, 11 October 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link
real taco
― sink floyd (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link
wow that guy proved taco bell isn't a fancy restaurant??
― socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 October 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link
not even the fancy taco bell with a skull logo
― j., Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:01 (nine years ago) link
Cool how the professor explained how an ñ worked. Not sure he knows what a hipster is, either. Or, for that matter, possesses any knowledge not held by anybody older than 14.
― moonstone (soda), Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link
knows how to get a book deal
― j., Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:27 (nine years ago) link
Taco Bell hides secret meanings in its marketing material? No shit
http://i.imgur.com/KQ4yzN6.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link
Local pizza place has invented the crown pizza. This is the cheeseburger variant, they also have a hot dog one and a few others.
http://www.worldpizzakitchen.com/images/48f13dfc2e85baf44f1a058ea847f141_e13q.jpg
― nickn, Sunday, 12 October 2014 02:20 (nine years ago) link
i never notice that taco bell eye thing; that's gonna bother me everytime i see it now
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 October 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link
yeah taco bell eye is kinda O_O
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 October 2014 03:45 (nine years ago) link
That pizza does kinda look like something is crowning
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 October 2014 03:50 (nine years ago) link
Think it might be an egg cluster for these guys
http://i57.tinypic.com/21loqye.jpg
― sink floyd (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 12 October 2014 06:53 (nine years ago) link
http://www.burgerbusiness.com/?p=18869
The Janney survey also finds that McDonald’s operators are heavily relying on the current Monopoly promotion to stop the ongoing sales slide. “Everything depends on Monopoly,” one franchisee told Kalinowski.
One franchisee said, “McRib should prevent further declines.”
“We are leaderless,” says one franchisee. “McDonald’s Corp. is scrambling to find answers to their problem,” says another.
― 龜, Sunday, 26 October 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
The answer = Cheeseburgers with Frito Lays topping
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 26 October 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
hellp us help ussssanctuary! sanctuary!
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 26 October 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
“McDonald’s Corp. is scrambling to find answers to their problem,”
https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1061/5146218745_2315a7a8ac.jpg
― schlump, Sunday, 26 October 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link
Every year, the monopoly game manages another round. The rules are complicated, the tabs you peel off is printed in Greek hieroglyphics. And yet, craigslist and the print classifieds are filled with the I'VE GOT PARK PLACE, LET'S SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE ads. It's a fast food franchise contest based upon an 80-year-old board game everyone hates. I just don't get it, but hat's off to them.
― pplains, Sunday, 26 October 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
for years it was rigged too
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Sunday, 26 October 2014 22:23 (nine years ago) link
I know this makes me basically a monster rooting for the end of the world, but McDonald's hotcakes in a styrofoam package like that trigger such fond memories. I almost never ate at McDonald's, but my grandad liked it, so when he was in town that would be the special breakfast out. The sound of the toxic plastic crinkling under your fork as you saw through the syrup-coated cakes is one of those ineffables that future generations will never understand.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 26 October 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
an 80-year-old board game everyone hates
sb
― franklin, Sunday, 26 October 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/E2HIWV2.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 26 October 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link
doc: i have the exact same super nostalgia when it comes to McD's breakfast!
― Nhex, Monday, 27 October 2014 05:03 (nine years ago) link
was that quantum of solace
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 27 October 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link
apparently golden corral now serves mac and cheese with cheetos on top, as part of their mac and cheese creation station
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 2 November 2014 05:59 (nine years ago) link
Like ten years ago I came up with a restaurant concept sort of like that. The place would only have a griddle and a deep fryer and you would be able to order whatever combo of prepared commercial food service things you wanted - like french toast with a bratwurst and two chicken fingers, or waffles and mozzarella sticks, whatever. There would be a line of dispensers of common sauces and condiments - ranch, maple syrup, nacho cheese, marinara, chili, and so on. And at the end would be bins of crushed breakfast cereal, nacho chips, cheetos, pretzels, etc. that you could put on top for texture and flavor. This was going to be selling point and the place would be called Crumblins™. For some reason I thought there should be a neon sign of a skunk holding his nose with animated stink lines as the logo.
― joygoat, Sunday, 2 November 2014 06:13 (nine years ago) link