your terrible ideas

starting a music venue called The Conference Room, so I can have Vanilla Ice in the Conference Room

Stoner rock covers of jazz standards. Band is called High Standards. First record: How High the Moon

tracklist
1. Autumn Weed
2. All the Bongs You Are
3. Groovin' High
4. I Didn't Know What Time It Was
5. Peace Piece
6. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

etc.

7. Song For My Dealer

a service where non-musicians hum/sing a tune they've made up themselves and then trained musicians/singers recreate them.

^ this is an old idea. Used to be lots of adverts in NME/Melody Maker for exactly this service.

eg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czzg-F4tLYM

A music blog titled "I Could Fuck This" where I review songs and albums based on a scale of how aroused they make me.

An 8 bit digital-to-analogue expansion for the ZX Spectrum, called 'DAC In A Box'.

hadn't heard blind man's penis in a long time, thanks.

referring to cocaine as 'lord sugar'

lol

That's Darth Sugar to you...

Kickstarter for a movie in which Ben Savage runs a Kickstarter promising a 'Boy Meets World' movie but runs off with the cash

I would also run off with the cash

funeral service where a songwriter for hire sings about the deceased's life to the tune of 'We Didn't Start The Fire'

love that.

I like both of those a lot

Kickstarter for a movie in which Ben Savage runs a Kickstarter promising a 'Boy Meets World' movie but runs off with the cash

this is an incredible idea

A workout trend based on those "it's showtime" dancers on the subway -- would be sort of like a modified pole-dancing workout but there would also be overhead bars and dance moves. Studios would look like a subway train, maybe even have some kind of motion capability to simulate train movement.

I'd be amazed if someone isn't working on this.

Changing my surname to 'Neckbeard' so that every time anyone mentions my surname I correct them and say 'It's pronounced "Neckbeard"', even though that's what they just said.

new proposed rule for mlb: if you hit a pop-up and reach the base before it's caught, you're safe.

Dew Hickeys: A hookup spot, open only for the couple hours after dawn when dewdrops are perceptible on the patio's foliage.

Or lollipops/suckers that taste like Mountain Dew.

You could also call them Dew Lickies.

Pizza in the shape of a butt called PizzAzz.

an advertising campaign for stella artois that features a reanimated marlon brando screaming for his streetcar wife

Maybe they could make them like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JXwEWieBi8

recursive deep frying

Friends themed French/Italian sandwich shop called Joey TrèsBieni's.

Prince had this side project where he'd pitch shift his vocals up, called 'Camille'. Terrible idea: get Snoop Dogg to do the same and call the project 'Shizzelle'.

A dubai restaurant built so that it's jutting out of the second story of a building and has a glass floor -- beneath your feet are slave laborers working on a construction site and being whipped

An ad campaign for select-a-size paper towels featuring a rasta called MISTA SELECTA-SIZE

wow

I momentarily tried to come up with some lines for the ads, but then I realized me trying to write reggae-ish lyrics about paper towels in bad fake Jamaican patois was not just a terrible idea but kind of o_O

a symphonic prog metal cover of "gold" by spandau ballet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

'Weird Owl', a parody act that solely changes words of popular songs to be about owls.

Owlen Pellett

owlelujah

Owl Be There

Owl <--------- this is Cher

Owl My Lovin'

owl about that mice

oh god

Owl at the moon

Hey Baby (Drop Twit Twoo the Floor)

a symphonic prog metal cover of "gold" by spandau ballet

r u kidding this is maybe the best idea in all history
they have to keep the setting of the video, tho, but add pazuzu

Owlen Pellett

http://i.imgur.com/ODF9slu.jpg

xp :D