why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

The one I'm trying to post is a picture of a skeleton coming out of a closet, next to the picture it says 'While you were busy judging others, a whole load of skeletons just fell out of your closet', in capitals.

cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

so wait is the skeleton gay

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 8 August 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link

apparently 'If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance' is a real GBS quote (from 'Immaturity')? I had no idea

soref, Friday, 8 August 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link

I want one of these to rework "dance like no one's watching" so it finishes with "drink like you're running away from something"

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 August 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link

"Open a beer
with your seatbelt
Don't stop till you get enough..."

Mark G, Saturday, 9 August 2014 09:48 (nine years ago) link

DIY DUI

Roz, Saturday, 9 August 2014 10:46 (nine years ago) link

i mean it's supposed to be a joke fyi

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 August 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuaNCjNIQAA9iA0.jpg

panda fiend (sleepingbag), Sunday, 10 August 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link

kudos

sweatpants&coffee

flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link

In the old days you had to drive to a brick and mortar store and purchase a wooden sign upon which someone had decoupaged "You Don't Have to Be CRAZZZZY to Work Here, But It Helps!", then hang it on the wall behind the cash register, so that maybe a hundred people a day would see it.

Progress.

dustups delivered to your door (Aimless), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

https://imgflip.com/i/b0s5e

nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg

nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link

https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg

nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

Feels like a majority of these things are to do with celebrating and accepting 'weird' things about you, or 'quirks'

cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

ha xp

noballs (wins), Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

A sort of unofficial fightback against advertisements that say you have to look a certain way to be accepted?

cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

x=p
Stupid first-time-doing-something.

nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/B1ioeqw.jpg

big fat xerox (qiqing), Monday, 11 August 2014 23:18 (nine years ago) link

Is that David Foster Wallace?

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link

^

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:22 (nine years ago) link

i think it's rumi

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link

I made that one up lol

big fat xerox (qiqing), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 07:23 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1dPfrHI.jpg

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 10:11 (nine years ago) link

he loves his hand? masturbationfreeyouth.com are going to be mortified at this revelation

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link

Rebel Circus, keeping the 90s alive one Hot Topic slogan at a time

Spectrum, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link

can't wait for "Could you, would you, with a goat?"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link

nothing more fun than white type on a black background

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link

kerning = not fun

anonanon, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link

fixed it.
http://i.imgur.com/HP6aRFs.jpg

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link

Flinstone?

Aimless, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link

yabba dabba doh!

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link

I think having one typo is a requirement for these.

nickn, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link

Stone age man act like modern people
Prehistoric birds beak for record needle
Brontosaurus ribs a to go
Sabre tooth cat put you out window
Got to run just to make your car go
So what the point in a car at all?

Welcome to Bedrock

Out in the streets, they call it WILLMAAA

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 09:23 (nine years ago) link

good effort

i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 09:39 (nine years ago) link

thanks bro

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link

why is everyone dumping ice water on their head to combat Steve Garvey Disease?

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 August 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

my significantly important other has been "challenged" three times and is getting kind of pissed about it.
do you CARE about victims of this disease? Then subject yourself to considerable discomfort and humiliate yourself on the internet and prove it! that's how progress happens

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 August 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/

DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Thursday, 14 August 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link

people eating bugles

and i'm like...
which cheez it flavor am i
experiencing next?

Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 August 2014 04:48 (nine years ago) link

what does the babies / country one mean?

the pinefox, Friday, 15 August 2014 07:20 (nine years ago) link

People who have kids are losers because they can't travel the world on a whim.

nickn, Friday, 15 August 2014 08:01 (nine years ago) link


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