why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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'the lion king' is one of the worst relics of the 1990s

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 8 August 2014 17:34 (nine years ago) link

i look forward to the day when every single subway car will have its own flash mob or improv everywhere event going on

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 8 August 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link

include dudes asking for change / kids selling twizzlers / couple having a breakup / batshit teens running up and down the car / assholes playing games or listening to music without headphones / screaming babies / legit crazy people and we're basically already there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0TsOAhn8IY

Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 August 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link

could be an auspicious moment for a Bernie Goetz comeback

The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Friday, 8 August 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link

the more things change
(cosby was so fucking cool in his prime)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYo49R_ZS0

everything, Friday, 8 August 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link

https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yP/r/7eXyMfo7rRq.png

cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

Sigh

cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

The one I'm trying to post is a picture of a skeleton coming out of a closet, next to the picture it says 'While you were busy judging others, a whole load of skeletons just fell out of your closet', in capitals.

cardamon, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

so wait is the skeleton gay

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 8 August 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link

apparently 'If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance' is a real GBS quote (from 'Immaturity')? I had no idea

soref, Friday, 8 August 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link

I want one of these to rework "dance like no one's watching" so it finishes with "drink like you're running away from something"

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 August 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link

"Open a beer
with your seatbelt
Don't stop till you get enough..."

Mark G, Saturday, 9 August 2014 09:48 (nine years ago) link

DIY DUI

Roz, Saturday, 9 August 2014 10:46 (nine years ago) link

i mean it's supposed to be a joke fyi

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 9 August 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuaNCjNIQAA9iA0.jpg

panda fiend (sleepingbag), Sunday, 10 August 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link

kudos

sweatpants&coffee

flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link

In the old days you had to drive to a brick and mortar store and purchase a wooden sign upon which someone had decoupaged "You Don't Have to Be CRAZZZZY to Work Here, But It Helps!", then hang it on the wall behind the cash register, so that maybe a hundred people a day would see it.

Progress.

dustups delivered to your door (Aimless), Sunday, 10 August 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

https://imgflip.com/i/b0s5e

nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg

nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link

https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg

nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

Feels like a majority of these things are to do with celebrating and accepting 'weird' things about you, or 'quirks'

cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

ha xp

noballs (wins), Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

A sort of unofficial fightback against advertisements that say you have to look a certain way to be accepted?

cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

x=p
Stupid first-time-doing-something.

nickn, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/B1ioeqw.jpg

big fat xerox (qiqing), Monday, 11 August 2014 23:18 (nine years ago) link

Is that David Foster Wallace?

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link

^

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:22 (nine years ago) link

i think it's rumi

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link

I made that one up lol

big fat xerox (qiqing), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 07:23 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1dPfrHI.jpg

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 10:11 (nine years ago) link

he loves his hand? masturbationfreeyouth.com are going to be mortified at this revelation

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link

Rebel Circus, keeping the 90s alive one Hot Topic slogan at a time

Spectrum, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link

can't wait for "Could you, would you, with a goat?"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link

nothing more fun than white type on a black background

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link

kerning = not fun

anonanon, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link

fixed it.
http://i.imgur.com/HP6aRFs.jpg

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link

Flinstone?

Aimless, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link

yabba dabba doh!

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link

I think having one typo is a requirement for these.

nickn, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link


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