mars blackmon here again u know nobody in the world can cover ~*my main man*~ michael jordan
― boner state university (cankles), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/1201/nba_g_michaeljordan_268.jpg
I'm glad that the Herb Brooks School of Style is always in session.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Thread title is a valid point.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
so i didn't know some guy tried to sue jordan and nike a few years back because he was sick of being mistaken for mj
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070606_news_jordan_lookalike.314c6e50.html
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/L_IMAGE.10c152b4e38.93.88.fa.d0.3150f8e1.jpg
― eman, Friday, 13 March 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Maybe Allen Heckard should take his hoop earring out to avoid the confusion.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 13 March 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link
i'd like to see the demographics on the people who are doing the confusing.
― collardio gelatinous, Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
lolll tru
― moonship journey to 51 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGD6XnAsNs
― am0n, Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dma9fvOmbJs
― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Thursday, 25 June 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf @ adolf jordan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH0mTA9ZCC4
― ( `ハ´)☞ ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:33 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/05/500x_custom_1274097603236_jordanhitler.jpg
― ( `ハ´)☞ ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link
how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, HITLER MUSTACHE?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link
michael J0rdan
― ( `ハ´)☞ ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link
l0l
― its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Finally lost the earring, went respectable with no conspicuous jewelry, a fresh shave and a tasteful Hitler stache.
― More more more ass we are all addicted to ass (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 07:58 (thirteen years ago) link
only way i can explain that stache is that he falls asleep drunk watching the history channel every night so he can't remember where he got the idea for it
― münchausen by proxymuzak (m bison), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19h37_7I-E
real shit about 1/2 way through the clip when the 1on1's start. MJ showing some of his repetoire but seems like he's always reacting to what the defender is giving him rather than "ok now I'll do move #12 on this guy" etc
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link
"which side do you want?" is classic
― Sandwiches That You Will Like.(2002).XviD.torrent (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 11 December 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
lol jordan demolishing little kids, i wonder if he plays much anymore
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
after that CEO beat him, he doesn't play anyone who's hit puberty
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/gq/299-1.jpg
back when he had agl
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link
the hitler stache ads are back
― the boobfinder general (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
is that GQ saying MJ best ever from '89?
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
wow his hairline is unbelievable in that photo
― return of the nakh (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0909/cbk.michael.jordan.college.years/images/michael-jordan-ms-pacman.jpg
ghosts runnin scared
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link
lonely air thinking baout things
― wiz kelefa sanneh claus (m bison), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link
high waisted jeans are agl (nh)
― dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Lady faints, Jordan innocent
Michael Jordan mistakenly thought a woman who fainted during lunch was left breathless because she saw him walk into Café Mediterraneo at the CuisinArt Resort and Spa on Anguilla over the holiday. Turns out, she keeled over while chatting with a doctor about how to fix her son's broken nose. "As the woman was listening, Michael walked in, and she looked up and acknowledged him," said a source. "She then got so upset by what the doctor was saying about her son, she literally fainted to the floor. The next day, Michael called the front desk to make sure that 'the girl who passed out when she saw me was doing OK.' " Jordan was at the resort having lunch with Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly. The Chicago Bulls legend flew down to the island on his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lady_faints_jordan_innocent_1nPhcHQfvEzmSxmNIug3PP#ixzz1B3OVKInp
― omar little, Friday, 14 January 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
sports stars always keep the steez they had from their "career year".. course with mj it was more like a "career career" but ykwim
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
"his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail."phrasing is hella awkward. the basketball's tail?
― From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link
think they wrote it like that to emphasize the narcissism
― dayo, Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link
man he is gonna be 48 in a month
― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link
are bird and magic 50 already then?kinda weird
― From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/S7yMV.jpg
― dayo, Thursday, 26 January 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBFvHzB17S8
― ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ (am0n), Friday, 20 April 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://maxgif.com/1IA
idgi but figured I'd pass it on for posterity
― Clay, Sunday, 6 May 2012 05:49 (eleven years ago) link
id 'g' maxgif but i'm too embarrassed to admit it in that thread
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
it's basically "Random GIF generator" but fullscreen. not entirely sure why it's captured the imagination of a generation, but it's fun to fuck with.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
is the middle of the gif black for everyone or is it just my computer?
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
oh now i'm on my phone, i guess it was just my computer. carry on
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.complex.com/sports/2012/05/michael-jordans-son-marcus-propositioned-an-adult-film-star-on-twitter
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
ಥ﹏ಥ
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/golf-course-bans-michael-jordan-wearing-cargo-shorts-191351638--golf.html
― 乒乓, Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
XD
http://i.imgur.com/dVDZl.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/
― am0n, Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
"sub par" lol
― am0n, Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-681776
― am0n, Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
camo cargos and a lime green polo. my god
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 29 November 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/fef8883fe0a4c78308e1aa2ab98269bb/tumblr_mleuw9LaRQ1rv8ty4o1_400.gif
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DulQbov.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 17 May 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
terrible place for a hoop. you'd have to scramble over that bitty fence and go fetch the ball off neighboring roofs ALL THE TIME.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link
and very small, french neighboring roofs at that
― cheese canopy (map), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link
idk if that hoop is my hoop then it means that i'm living in paris with access to a rooftop that overlooks the eiffel tower and that probably means life is p dope
― gbx, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link
with a life-size statue of michael jordan on it!
― cheese canopy (map), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link
and you can afford a purely decorative rooftop hoop or else lots of extra basketballs
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link
I hate when you have to tell your personal assistant to hire someone to bring the basketballs back up to the roof, so annoying
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link
https://www.lesitedelasneaker.com/wp-content/images/2015/06/michael-jordan-tinker-hatfield-paris-palais-23-1024x765.jpgnot randoms
― L'assie (Euler), Sunday, 31 March 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link
I'm not an anxious person but just looking at that court and imagining how frequently you'd lose a ball over the fence is giving me anxiety. Plus what, you make a slight misstep and you go falling off the court?? It ends just to the right of the key!
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 April 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link
i think the whole thing was built/painted just for the photo shoot
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 April 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link
it’s on top of the palais de tokyo where the Paris museum of modern art had an exposition on Jordan a few years back. there were hoops for playing but yeah not the one in the photo shoot
― L'assie (Euler), Friday, 5 April 2019 07:50 (five years ago) link
i had the mj colognehttps://www.sbnation.com/2019/4/17/18311436/michael-jordan-cologne
― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 15:25 (five years ago) link
I got it for Xmas
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link
one of the five elements of the scent being "sensual" just weirds me out in a way that it wouldn't if it was anyone other than Michael Jordan. it makes me imagine MJ just saying the word "sensual" and it's echoing in my head and it won't stop.
― omar little, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
one of the elements shd be lamborghini countach
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link
https://youtu.be/tVDkZal0fHI
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 15 November 2019 00:40 (four years ago) link
nice thx
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 15 November 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link
D Wade wearing one dangling earring on TNT tonight
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link
It's a golden hoop. Cause he's the Golden God of hoops.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 05:21 (four years ago) link
Auto correct capitalized that lol
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EesA3s_XoAAxqHz?format=jpg&name=medium
― Spottie, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
i only saw the top half as i scrolled, but once the pants appeared, ho ho ho ho
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link
those pants contain multitudes
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link
they should make a statue of this and place it at that very spot
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link
it looks like he is being eaten by in some very large bagpipes
― rb (soda), Thursday, 6 August 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
how many more years til MJs style actually comes back around?
― Spottie, Thursday, 6 August 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link
well i am going to start wearing that very thing tomorrow so
― Clay, Thursday, 6 August 2020 00:20 (three years ago) link
How TF that’s gone help my internet rn🤨😑 https://t.co/udhB7YzYu8— Marcus Jordan (@HEIRMJ) September 2, 2020
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6gb5VZF-3E
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Monday, 16 January 2023 19:07 (one year ago) link
luv 2 smoke cigars in a windowless basement
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 January 2023 21:45 (one year ago) link
I was about to ask where the gates are with 45 on them, but on second thought, I don't want to know.
― pplains, Monday, 16 January 2023 22:53 (one year ago) link
on the way to the underground panic mansion
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 January 2023 22:56 (one year ago) link