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sometimes. Ohh-ew-cean City.

― amon (eman), Friday, 4 November 2005 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i always forget about this thread and i always fucking click it cause im from there.

― petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 4 November 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

14 Karat Cabaret tomorrow night.

― barf bag special (mistymartinez), Saturday, 5 November 2005 04:27 (eighteen years ago) link

driving down greenmount at night, finally noticed the new city "surveillance" cameras. fuck theyre scary. they've got nonstop flashing blue lights on top
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0527/4538031_200X150.jpg

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:18 (eighteen years ago) link

blue light special, baby

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Somehow I don't feel safer.

― barf bag special (mistymartinez), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:10 (eighteen years ago) link

grizzled bag lady at lexington market approached me for a cigarette this evening. i got as far as "i don't smo-" before she screamed "get the hell outta here!" about a foot away from my ear. and then proceeded with a torrent of abuse at the top of her lungs that was still going when i was a block and a half away c|:0{

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

we haev the flashing blue light thing in chicago. only in the projects of course.

fucking blue lights, read em their rights, drama

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 03:45 (eighteen years ago) link

i got yelled at for not having a smoke tonight too! corner of uh...gay and monument? too drunk to recall.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 06:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm not even sure if gay and monument cross at this point

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 06:00 (eighteen years ago) link

there should be a phallic statue at that intersection

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Man/woman sculpture infront of the train station.

― barf bag special (mistymartinez), Thursday, 17 November 2005 06:26 (eighteen years ago) link

c'est terrible

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 November 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

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― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 17 November 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

tell me about dukes motel

― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 17 November 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

The Ottobar seemed like a nice place, the band that played there the night I was there was kinda boring though.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 17 November 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Man/woman sculpture infront of the train station.
-- barf bag special (brideofnon...), November 17th, 2005 1:26 AM. (mistymartinez) (link)
c'est terrible

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (wt...), November 17th, 2005 10:35 AM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

"the transvestitute"!

tell me about dukes motel

-- terry lennox. (...), November 17th, 2005 10:43 AM. (gareth) (link)

apparently it's on peeyewlaski highway. that's all i know.

― amon (eman), Saturday, 19 November 2005 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

apparently there's a transexual prostitute ring being run out of the belevedere building

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 19 November 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

WORD ON THE STREET ANYWAY

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 19 November 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

have you been to the 60s and 70s club?

― terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, 19 November 2005 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

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― amon (eman), Monday, 21 November 2005 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

whoa

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 November 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

i want to go back with someone (preferably a longhair scummy hippy-type or homeless dude) and have them jump the fence so you can get a better sense of the scale.

― amon (eman), Monday, 21 November 2005 03:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Baltimore is perplexing.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 21 November 2005 06:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Maryland has the best flag though.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 21 November 2005 06:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha, I can't believe you took those pictures (and I'm glad you did).

― barf bag special (mistymartinez), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:34 (eighteen years ago) link

We had one of those in Lexington -- not sure if it's still there. It was when I was 8.

http://www.lexingtonpolice.lfucg.com/webpics/safcty1.jpg

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Monday, 21 November 2005 08:04 (eighteen years ago) link

yes! i knew there had to be mini-cars in that garage! (why is the bus floating?)

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:18 (eighteen years ago) link

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― amon (eman), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Haaaaaaaaa! I pass 60s and 70s on the way to Tarantula Hill.

― barf bag special (mistymartinez), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 11:00 (eighteen years ago) link

did it open in the 80s ?

towson borders went out of business? fuck a barnes & noble

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe it opened in the 50s and they played music by people making music the way they thought it would sound in the future!

I liked the amount of used book stores in Long Beach, CA. I feel like B-more lacks.

― barf bag special (mistymartinez), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 06:33 (eighteen years ago) link

gareth, i saw dukes motel. wtf were you doing way out there!? did you go to happy day diner or little texas?

― amon (eman), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link

what's the deal i heard on the news of people stealing light posts in baltimore?

and what's up w/it being the second worst city to live in besides detroit?

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 2 December 2005 06:42 (eighteen years ago) link

they were taking the metal and selling it to scrapyards, which is sort of a junkie pasttime in order to feed the monkey, but the light posts thing takes it to whole nother level.

second worst according to.. ? it probably is though.

― amon (eman), Friday, 2 December 2005 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

CAMDEN

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

ironically camden is only 20 mins from apparently the BEST place to live in the us

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

weird, despite being tied with detroit as second-biggest murder capital in the us (after camden, natch), we are only sixth most dangerous city. hmm.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Fletcher's = full of flaming assholes :O)

― DR. O. RLY? (eman), Friday, 23 December 2005 07:04 (eighteen years ago) link

o rly?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

ya rly. fuck that place.

― DR. O. RLY? (eman), Friday, 23 December 2005 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i was told i was going to burn in cracker hell this weekend
-- cancer prone fat guy

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i didn't know where the closest bus stop was
-- cancer prone fat guy

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Barefoot in Baltimore
Heel and toe with you

Summer turns the stove on
And fun begins to cook
Barefoot walks in Baltimore
With empty pocketbook

Laugh at sizzling sidewalks
Don't step on the cracks
Old folks try to catch their breath
As children catch their jacks

Barefoot in Baltimore
Heel and toe with you

Baltimore is music
Dancing in the street
Half-chewed Dubble Bubble
Tugging at our feet

Melted tar in crosswalks
Crab shells in the park
Pavement frying our poor toes
Until long after dark

When night comes we can go walking
On the shores of Chesapeake Bay
A silence tailored for talking
And a love with so much to say

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

do jess and amon hang out?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

amon is jess's weed man, i thought.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

amon is a mysterious cat.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

my ears are burning

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Strawberry Alarmclock has obviously never been to Baltimore

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Barefoot in Baltimore
Tetanus shots for you

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

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― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

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