yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

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bitch ASS got owned

― random dude (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

(repeat chorus)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

yo is it true hstencil got sonned by a wite kid after a nosie bored beef??????

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

six months pass...

this is still my favorite thread title ever

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Who on Def Jux says the mainstream is "soulless"?

EL-P

― chaki in charge (chaki), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

show evidence, plz.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

he doesnt use the exact word "souless" but he talks about the difference between his music and the "manufactured shit they play on the radio" or something during an interview on the return of the robots dvd.

― chaki in charge (chaki), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

El-P has praised Master P in interviews. The only thing I've heard him criticize as far as the mainstream goes is the business models it uses.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

And RJD2 has said he wants to work w/ ludacris, i quoted vast above talking about how he likes music played on hot 97, etc.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

― chaki in charge (chaki), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

looks like i ... sonned you...eh? eh?

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

SWNED!

― **%@, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:56 (nineteen years ago) link

mouth-sonned by Nazis unconscious

― What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i was mooned by a wite girl after a aol chat.

― eman (eman), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

“6’9” and all muscle”

No no no NO! That's not right.

The lyric goes, "Buying bread from a man in Brussels / He was six-foot-four and fulla muscles / I said do you speak-a my language? / He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich."

― The Mad Puffin, Monday, 24 January 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

six months pass...

swned again

― N_RQ, Friday, 19 August 2005 10:22 (eighteen years ago) link

About The Mindset Army

The Mindset Army is a gully Internets gang.

haha gully

― amon (eman), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:22 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.fox.es/stellent/groups/es/@print/documents/asitecontent/es_cinp_001238.jpg

― fe7 (FE7), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:40 (eighteen years ago) link

From late 2004 until the beginning of this summer, he maintained a blog at the URL http://warscribe.blogspot.com He launched the blog to no small amount of fanfare, insulting other hip-hop bloggers and declaring his intentions to take over hip-hop blogging.

But - as time went by - it became increasingly obvious that he had little of any value to contribute to the blogosphere and, as such, he never managed to draw much of an audience. Broken and embarrassed, he retired from blogging earlier this summer.

CONTACT:
Bol Guevara, MD, gang leader
The Mindset Army
byron.crawford@gmail.com

OHO!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Yay, my favorite thread is back!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Wite Kid; And Wite Kid begat Vordul; and Vordul begat Josias; And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 6 January 2006 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.danheller.com/images/LatinAmerica/Cuba/People/Men/salute-a.jpg

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...

innernet users arnt safe no more

― burber burbingbait, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I just want to repaste this:

"He attacked a man that is loved by many, mainly me."

You gotta love Vast Aire!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Not to be all "I WUZ THERE" losing-my-edge style but, uh, I was at the Cooler show where this happened. It was awkward as the bill was crazy long and the night dragged on and on and all these other, tangentially related MCs did two or three songs and kept promsing "very soon, Cannibal OX" and everybody was there for Ox and then, when it was time, Ox couldn't play because of this fucked up incident. Vast did some freestyles and explained the situation and apologized, and that was it. The beef was bullshit and just stopped a cool show from happening. So did the guy who did it ever get identified and (hopefully) publically shamed?

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, YOU WERE THERE!!!!

― alext (alext), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha that was my first reaction, too!

― Dan (Basking In Drew's Aura) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

i wish i had ILM admin so I could do a LME casio beat .wav embed right now

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, YOU WERE THERE!!!!

Drew's been holding out on us all this time! (Actually maybe he was the original poster.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

drew was the wite kid

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

byron.crawford@gmail.com

lol2010

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

yo is it true the YSI crew got sonned by an admin after a ilm beef??????

― nancyboy (nancyboy), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

"after a aol beef..." god, that still makes me giggle like an idiot.

― mike a, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

For those interested, here's the Myspace page of the guy who "sonned" Vordul:

http://blog.myspace.com/willhigh

― ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://myspace-831.vo.llnwd.net/00388/13/86/388716831_l.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

that's one big boy.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

He appears to be sonning the cosmetics aisle by the looks of things.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:16 (eighteen years ago) link

and he's wifing that toy donkey

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm well I guess he pretty much takes care of the need for public shaming all by himself. Some people *are* their own punishment . . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

drew carey gone to seed

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Friday, January 13, 2006

Male Porn Names and my non-existent porn career

There is, according to my extensive research (no homo) a serious dearth in male porn names that are merely singular. For women we have Cinnabunz, Seka, Serenity, Bamboo, Housto, etc.

But, it would seem that singularly named male porn actors are strangely underrepresented. A cursory search of the Wikipedia website only yielded 3 or 4 of them.

So, it is with great pleasure, that I announce to you all, the resuming of my imaginary porn career. Now, previously, in the sinful cinematography of my mind's eye, I have been known as Sparky Plugz, Mike Oxlarge, and Ripper Hiney. Now, after a long hiatus, I pledge to reinvent myself for the new year. My new "nom de porn" will hereby be "Cocknificent."

The regal and commanding name of "Cocknificent" will resonate with lonely housewives and randy homosexuals countrywide. My grand delusions dictate that, indeed, you shall all bathe in the radiant light that is my cocknificence, for I am the one, the only: COCKNIFICENT!

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― Lingbertt, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't believe you were actually there, Drew!! Did you know anyone who witnessed the actual sonning?

― Lingbertt, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I did not see it. Though the story at the top of the thread said it was by the men's bathroom, what I heard at the time was that Sir Cocknificent went backstage and assaulted Vordul there. I wasn't near the stage, I was in the Cooler's bar talking to my friend Cra1g (the I-S0und / Wast3land guy) when said incident occurred. All I can say for sure is that it was a bummer.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link

V0rdu1 got sonned by Sir Cocknificent after a aol beef!!

― Some Guy, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

"SIR" COCKNIFICENT IS NO PEER OF THE REALM BUT A SCURRILOUS KNAVE! FRAUD! IMPOSTURE! DIVERS ALARUMS!

― Telephonething (Telephonething), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

did drew carey ever come from seed?

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

nah that didn't work did it

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

that guy's post about indian women is flat out embarrassing. what a fucking loser

― Marion Harriota, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353545/

This movie's title always reminds me of this thread.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 11 May 2006 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i kinda like vast aire now

― -+-+-+++- (ooo), Thursday, 11 May 2006 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

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