if you want real news, do what i do ... read the
's news page (the editorial page is my all-time favorite sick joke, though sometimes it's akin to the schoolboy laughter of the retarded kid dancing around the lunchroom) or read/listen to non-american news sources (which have
biases, to be sure, but at least the BBC isn't typing GOP/White House blast-faxes verbatim and calling it "news").
― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 16:21 (twenty years ago) link