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how is that much different out of context

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link

well it sounded like he ate his meals from a feed trough, a feed trough full of gotze boners.

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:39 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I thought it was a hard case to make xp

, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

I think I was confused and thought gotze and goatse were spelled the same

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link

and I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link

I've done the JO thing in the past but I have a beard and a shorter haircut now so I wouldn't be able to pull it off.

― 3kDk (dog latin), Friday, August 1, 2014 1:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 August 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

i've only seen the various clips that went viral of the JO show, but it's looking good

― Nhex, Friday, August 1, 2014 1:36 PM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

♪♫ teenage wasteman ♪♫ (goole), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

a skinny wiener covered in Hunts is enough to fill anyone

― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:43 (17 minutes ago)

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

well done

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link

its not about fair representation its about getting yr story

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link

sometimes the post itself contains context. this thread is about removing context, so fair game imo

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link

textcon

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Pasta attachment on a kitchen machine is a great way to do it.

― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, August 22, 2014 3:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Friday, 22 August 2014 15:42 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Penetration among white collar professionals + wealthy college kids + sophisticated urbanites still remains very high

― 龜, Tuesday, September 16, 2014 7:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

damn that sounds like sex

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link

i think part of my problem was that its huge and also thin, so it just feels really odd to hold

― Ass Tchotchke! (jjjusten), Monday, September 29, 2014 1:21 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 29 September 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

Hahahaa!

Eric H., Monday, 29 September 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

apple thread should have lots of those

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 29 September 2014 19:24 (nine years ago) link

why do they make them so long? and don't tell me to use more holes, i'm out of holes.

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius),

the late great, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link

sorry

the late great, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link

that's what its for

zero content albums (darraghmac), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

You definitely get it off if you work for the state and I'm pretty sure the Feds take it off, too.

― carl agatha, Friday, October 3, 2014 2:26 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 3 October 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link

the A2(M) is very real

― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, October 3, 2014 11:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link

lol

please delete outrageous tanuki crappyposter (wins), Friday, 3 October 2014 22:16 (nine years ago) link

:O

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, 3 October 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

syphilis nose way harder on my stomach than the c section

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, October 9, 2014 12:31 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 October 2014 04:38 (nine years ago) link

wow

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 October 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link

otm

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 9 October 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link

ok so oprah heads all good i guess
― the late great, Monday, October 13, 2014

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 October 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

has anything on the internet had the quality + consistency of clickhole so far?

― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, October 15, 2014 12:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

black anus

― example (crüt), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 12:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

wow

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

such black
very anus

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

tbf I am cheating slightly because it was a hyperlink to a thread

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 18:13 (nine years ago) link

Yr mom is usually good for one of everything. 3 guys, 3 moms, that's like $400 right there.

― hardcore dilettante, Thursday, October 16, 2014 4:35 AM (4 hours ago)

mit iodine (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link

is it from her red period?

― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, October 17, 2014 3:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 20 October 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link

sorry

I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 20 October 2014 02:09 (nine years ago) link

the idea of "max" is so loaded but i don't think he's worth that money

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

"Listen, I'm against women being doxxed and threatened with rape, but that doesn't diminish my fictional concerns"

― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, October 28, 2014 5:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that sounds immensely otm

― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, October 28, 2014 5:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link

actually, it's about context

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link

hahaha

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link

Can we have an ilx-wide moratorium on dudes

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Sunday, November 2, 2014 5:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

StanM, Sunday, 2 November 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

pvmic

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 04:51 (nine years ago) link

i have a hard time not saying anything when my friends call me "mama"

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, November 4, 2014 3:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow i totally blurted that out of nowhere after literally years of not saying anything but there it is

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, November 4, 2014 3:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

(LL: little-known and longtime mute)

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

(until someone says "mama")

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 09:56 (nine years ago) link

The micropenis episode was the last one I watched.

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, November 7, 2014 4:30 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link

I'm ballstreaming right now feels good man

― 龜, Sunday, November 9, 2014 6:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 November 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link

um, any chance anyone has an extra meat boy key?

― Mordy, Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link

i gave a luke warm (i.e. awful) one once. i made sure she understood that's what it would be like, and she still wanted it, so *shrug*

― caek, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:35 (27 minutes ago)

milord z (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link


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