ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

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Manilow's Farm-Fresh Razzamatazzberries (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link

Taking a swing at Bieber = the opening shot of the 2016 campaign? Where is Hillary when we need her? Not taking a swing at Bieber in Ibiza!

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 31 July 2014 03:04 (nine years ago) link

didn't know bloomps was turning into Charlie Sheen

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

Too bad biebs never got a chance to make a record with Phil Spector, I mean imagine the possibilities.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

nine months pass...

The race is heating up!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bloomps.jpg

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

elephant thing for vase presidetn imo

Dr. Demento's A Thousand And One Parodic Nights (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link

nine months pass...

It could have been so simple.

Mark G, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 21:28 (eight years ago) link

still time for a bokered covention to select ornaldo bloomps as GOP nomnominee

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

come on GOP there's still time!

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:22 (eight years ago) link

this must be what scott walker meant when he was talking about the gop nominating someone not currently in the running (in the event of an open primary)

art, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link

Make it happen America.

Manitobiloba (Kim), Friday, 25 March 2016 23:31 (eight years ago) link

Now more than ever. The times bring forth the man.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 26 March 2016 01:16 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

NSFW if your work doesn't like butts, obvs.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/orlando-bloom-nude-vacation-katy-perry-italy-gallery-1.2737271?pmSlide=1.2737246

how's life, Thursday, 4 August 2016 12:53 (seven years ago) link

most nsfw part is that shadow on his leg imo

i was checking this thread had been bumped. well done

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

he can bloomp me

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

Bloomp if you agree

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

Orlando's Bloom

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

i was checking if this thread has been bloomped

no poke balls (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

He Katy Perry took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNN

FIXED

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 August 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

vote bloomps

augh (Control Z), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

Today, my son was looking around the house for a Ganesh tapestry that my wife had given him for his birthday and there was much discussion of "that elephant thing".

how's life, Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

Bloomps running strong in Utah, could finish 2nd to McMullin.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link

DAMMMNNN.

augh (Control Z), Monday, 7 November 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link

Now more than ever

ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Monday, 7 November 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

Now more than ever

― ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Sunday, November 6, 2016 9:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

augh (Control Z), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

http://imgur.com/a/J7qMe

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:12 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/otoCZ4P.jpg

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

yesss

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link

Ornaldo Bloomps ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls.

i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:32 (seven years ago) link

thank u Michael B

augh (Control Z), Thursday, 10 November 2016 06:18 (seven years ago) link

nine months pass...

Ornaldo Bloomps for Rycroft Philostrate!

I am not kidding.

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/orlando-bloom-amazon-carnival-row-1202538802/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link

this sounds like some horrible China Mieville project

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link

It's an anagram for Erratic Frothy Plots.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Friday, 25 August 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdU8VMkV4AE8sMR.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

The deadlinked pics make my heart so heavy ITT. anybody have a copy of the one where he is on stage giving a campaign speech?

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 August 2019 03:48 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

Congratns?

Mark G, Thursday, 5 March 2020 08:22 (four years ago) link

We’ve all been here for....many, many years, haven’t we

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 5 March 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link

BABY BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

When I was a boy, Ornaldo Bloomps becoming presidetn was just a beautiful dream. But now it's science fact!

Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

Baby Bloomps has arrived. Can't wait to see his first takedown.

peace, man, Thursday, 27 August 2020 12:40 (three years ago) link

Baron Bloomps

life is beauitul (rip van wanko), Thursday, 27 August 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

Seems defunct alas https://twitter.com/ornaldobloomps

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link

sad his twitter bio wasn’t “took down that elephant thing HARDCORE”

Roz, Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

Damn.

Mark G, Friday, 28 August 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link

Her name is Daisy Dove Bloom?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 August 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Amazing

Genuinely thought the Orlando Bloom interview in The Sunday Times was a spoof.

Is it really not?
https://t.co/nZdA4F6IKZ pic.twitter.com/m2n2anZfNt

— dan barker (@danbarker) March 21, 2021

Alba, Sunday, 21 March 2021 11:22 (three years ago) link

This is why we elected him presidetn

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:13 (three years ago) link

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

treeship., Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link

also dreaming about roles for minorities and women

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link


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