I hate coffee

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i think the cuisinart is dead. the thing that keeps coffee from dripping out while the pot is not in the machine is not staying pushed in enough, i think. so it keeps overflowing unless i am vigilant about pushing the pot back into place every 30 seconds. i would like some fancy contraption but i don't have time for that in the morning and don't want to clean it. time for another shitty coffee maker.

flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:28 (nine years ago) link

after i came back from drinking the world's worst coffee for two weeks in georgia and wanted to just quit coffee maybe i will

flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link

have a pleasant withdrawal

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link

cries

flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link

Faster, hotter, bolder...better. Enjoy the ease of your morning routine with this culture maker on your countertop. With fully programmable settings that let you brew less than a full pot, set a wakeup brew time, control the strength of the brew & more, this coffee maker caters every cup exactly to your liking.

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flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:34 (nine years ago) link

Thanks to Amazon I can get new coffee socks so I'm going back to my Nel drip

, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:37 (nine years ago) link

Coffee sock ranks behind only silk stocking milk tea in my all time drinks list

, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:47 (nine years ago) link

it's possible the coffee machine being broken is all in my head. i can't tell yet. is it dripping more slowly than normal? idk.

flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 11:25 (nine years ago) link

You could always get a Keurig

, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 11:32 (nine years ago) link

NOOOOOOOO

flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 11:41 (nine years ago) link

harbl I think you'd be into these youtubes of images of coffee makers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68K_wx1cd5k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtoC-HhYGbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BulocK5aUkY

, Monday, 4 August 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link

cold-brewing in a french press is my new thang

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Monday, 4 August 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

i love those videos so much 龜

+ that one is mr. coffee, too. i would love a coffee machine i could personify & refer to in the third person in my life.

schlump, Monday, 4 August 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

great videos

flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/xf8FA9a.jpg

, Friday, 31 October 2014 01:05 (nine years ago) link

sitting here happily drinking my completely decent pour-over coffee and now subjected to THIS ^^^^^^^ day ruined

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 31 October 2014 12:52 (nine years ago) link

Don't waste that garlic sauce!

calstars, Friday, 31 October 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

Keurig has little hot chocolate pods now, and it comes out really gross. They actually found a way to screw up hot chocolate.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 October 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

would drink

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 31 October 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

I never wash my coffee mug either

― 龜, Sunday, April 5, 2015 6:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you drink it black? otherwise how does it not turn into a sticky disaster?

― the late great, Sunday, April 5, 2015 6:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wow who puts shit into their coffee

― 龜, Sunday, April 5, 2015 6:05 PM (2 hours ago)

luv u

computer champion (harbl), Monday, 6 April 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

:)

As promised here is a pic of my coffee utensils

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/1CED18FB-0B3D-47F1-A836-55ED81EAE176_zpskgdzxc68.jpg

, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

never wash my moka pot, ur not supposed iirc, it has all those wonderful coffee oils on it

marcos, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

there are grounds in my coffee, grounds in my coffee

computer champion (harbl), Monday, 6 April 2015 10:32 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

my hario is even more dirty now

, Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:10 (eight years ago) link

Re pour-over "systems:" are these noticeably different from, say, a Chemex or one of these?

http://zo-d.com/blog/archives/images/OneCup.gif

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link

i think the difference comes from the filtering mechanism i.e. is it paper or cloth or metal

, Thursday, 25 June 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

everything else is just marketing

, Thursday, 25 June 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link


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