GTFO rolling worst music of 2014

i actually laughed really hard at this but still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsfqWopiaAw

Cringing hard at Posner's verse

I misheard "cold can" as "cocaine", & also thought T-Pain's "Platinum Bud" was referring to weed. But even if that were the case, it would take twice as many drug( reference)s to get me on board with this dreck.

IT'S HERE

http://emd.sharebeast.com/embed.php?type=slim&file=q4xxvi7jqhb0&enableDownload=false&filename=false&dur=199.5&bg=F9F9F9&border=CCCCCC&color1=00A5DF

("it" = the jessie j/nicki minaj/ariana grande hydra)

http://instagram.com/p/q4vCVXw0VA/?modal=true

http://instagram.com/p/q4xEDaw0Y1/?modal=true

http://instagram.com/p/q4_IRgw0TR/?modal=true

she's just unbearable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn7o7LtcRsM

oh my god

imagine the vitriol they'll unleash when they catch up on all those NAKED DATING episodes

WHAT HAPPENED TO DENIRO?????

Theory Of A Deadman is still preoccupied with 2005, it seems.

lol wrote that before i knew 2005 when they had their only canadian #1 single. It's titled "No Surprise," as in "it's no surprise that bitch is leaving me."

Classy dudes.

theory of a deadman's new album features guest appearances from alice cooper and joe don from rascal flatts

I can't believe their label (full disclosure: I worked there for three years) let that song be released. This was the first single from the new album:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKZ2PLTPYP8

How do those two tracks wind up on the same record?

Roadrunner or 604?

Roadrunner. Worked there from July 2011 till May of this year.

誤訳侮辱, are you saying "Drown" is much better than "Blow" or just that they've very different sounding songs?

Just curious. That "Drown" isn't horrible. I like the chorus, sorta, for the most part.

I'm so glad the spiritual descendents of Candlebox are still finding some success. (Jesus Christ, people still give bands like this record deals?)

I made it to "Kardashian" and that was it...

bwa ha ha this fucking song.

誤訳侮辱, are you saying "Drown" is much better than "Blow" or just that they've very different sounding songs?

Both. ("Drown" isn't much better than "Blow," but as a blatant Alice in Chains ripoff, it's not bad.)

Agreed.

Actually, I would say Drown *is* much better than Blow, but primarily because Blow is truly the bottom of the barrel. Drown may be mid-barrel (or a bit lower) but that's a long way up from the bottom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20EeBOBnyDU

fuck this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYj40-cZ5vI

It's like fun. jr.

The members of American Authors met each other while attending Berklee College of Music in 2007.

Wonder if they knew the Imagine Dragons dudes. Berklee! What are your programs like these days, dawgs?

Fun with a banjo. Just what we needed.

congratulations everyone these are terrible songs

the videos may be even worse than the songs tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk

xojane-core

if I found out a band met at Berklee I try not to listen to them

*find

Yeah like The Slip

OMG why did I wait so long to listen to "Blow"?!? this is INSANE

it's like if somebody dug Fred Durst's "What's Going On (2001)" verse so much that they pressed him to write a whole song's worth of trenchant social commentary

also, the still-nameless contemporary aesthetic that the video shares with AJR's "I'm Ready"

I hope, for American Authors' sake, that the Grammys add a "Most Punchable New Artist" category this year

... & here comes Cris Cab to challenge "Rude" for the title "worst thing we have Sting to blame for in 2014"--but will those dubstep wobbles be enough to put him over the top??

the new alt-j single

christ it's bad. even worse than i imagined it to be

really? Seems pretty harmless to me.

https://soundcloud.com/katyperryofficial/this-is-how-we-do-feat-riff-raff

Has this one not been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl1uv6gB4hE

massive lolz, tempered with terror sweats at the all-too-plausible prospect of this becoming a genuine hit I have to hear when I go to the grocery store. her horrible voice makes me want to burn down every beauty parlor in kentucky. I swear the backing vocals during the chorus just said "singin' in your prostate" (?)

PS for a song with multiple "rock your world"s & "blow your mind"s, "drag his butt to church" is an impressively low lyrical nadir

I already hate this guy, but this is bad even for him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD2rhdFRehU

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/videos/id.17381/title.aer-pretty-lady-around-me-

Best yet.

so what do we do when we actually capture the zeitgeist? do we kill it and eat it? put it in a cage? poke it? throw it back in the ocean? is it like a fish. what did it do to deserve this

i've come to really love that jessi/ariana/nicki song tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNnBcCk7eDA

I almost kinda like this song.