He is so super uninteresting!!
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 28 July 2014 01:10 (nine years ago) link
I can't believe he's sending you, a co-worker, nude pics. I haven't worked with many coworkers in a long time but this seems very strange to me.
― Je55e, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:31 (nine years ago) link
He invites me to the bath house on like a fairly regular basis
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:48 (nine years ago) link
"you're gay, i'm gay; therefore, we should be having sex" (?)
― clouds, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link
works for me
unless your coworker is boring and ugly
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:30 (nine years ago) link
so, someone whose videos on xtube have been favorites of mine for a while goes to my school. should i avoid like hell or say what's up?
― clouds, Monday, 20 October 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
Hell of an icebreaker.
But seriously, why not say what's up?
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 20 October 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
sent him a pm, prob least terrifying option
― clouds, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link
I had to abort eating an ass last night because it was too fragrant. This morning I said “next time, make sure you weed the garden ok?"
― fgti, Saturday, 13 December 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link
i enjoy guy smells to a point but yeah take a damn shower first
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
oh gross
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link
was there not a shower nearby? and some weeding tools?
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link
http://gardenersblog.jerseyplantsdirect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/weeding-organic-garden-lg.jpg
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link
I'll never understand guys who don't attempt some at least rudimentary clean-up prior to any sexual activity. It's gay sex! At least anticipate that *some* attention is going to be paid to your butt at some point.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link
the last few times i have had sex it was a total surprise, but my butt was not involved i don't think.
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link
"weed the garden" makes it sound like there were dingleberries
― Je55e, Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
Not how I read that at first (thought a preference for smoothness was being expressed) but now that you mention it---ugh!
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
Nah he hairy and I like it but I'm gonna buy him some baby wipes for Christmas
I'm just super-proud of my "weed the garden" sexpression. Another original is "pitch a tent" for a DP.
I told a friend abt these and he said he has a friend who likes to call fisting "bowling"
― fgti, Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
In general I like to be the judge of "no wait I'm not clean" but there's been a couple times now with this dude when my tongue has E.T.'d so I think I'm gonna start making some gentle recommendations.
― fgti, Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
Just in case there's any confusion:
http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/et_3.jpg?itok=Gztcftpt
― fgti, Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link
xxpost
But "pitch a tent"--though adolescent--is already a sexual euphemism. Yours is better though.
My favourite fisting euphemism probably comes from a Patton Oswalt stand-up routine where he (imitating Robert Evans) jokes about "turning [the fistee] into my own personal finger-puppet."
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link
god, dp'ing is like the sexworld equivalent of finding mewtwo.
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
TITTW we reveal the depths of our dep-rav-a-tee
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
I'm still confused about E.T.ing but maybe I don't want to understand.
― Je55e, Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
fgti's finger is radioactive
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
it's got the invisible touch
― Je55e, Saturday, December 13, 2014 2:10 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link
he reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/edtDYNt.png
― gr8080, Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
what about if you want to flush the dude down the toilet
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link
i'm singing "dude wipes" to the tune of "good lovin'" by the young rascals
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link
http://www.stim.com/Stim-x/0596May/Sparky/Pix/flower.gif
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
but there's been a couple times now with this dude when my tongue has E.T.'d
ohhhhhhh my god
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 13 December 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
fgti srsly living up to thread title
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 13 December 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
i think of mattress's "traces of bitter earth" comment all the time now
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
I thought of it the other day when my face was days deep in some tush and it was clean but had a slight bitterness to it.
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 13 December 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link
I like how apropos(ish) Alfred's DN now feels in light of this recent convo.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Sunday, 14 December 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link
ETing is when your tongue or finger touches turd not sorry
― fgti, Sunday, 14 December 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link
I am.
― Eric H., Sunday, 14 December 2014 01:10 (nine years ago) link
gay TMI thread really delivering the goods today
― The Reverend, Sunday, 14 December 2014 03:34 (nine years ago) link
gay tmi thread is not fully delivering if the only thing i need to look up is 'mewtwo'
― mookieproof, Sunday, 14 December 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link
never heard DPing as an acronym wtf is it
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 December 2014 05:41 (nine years ago) link
ok, that's just trying too hard. keep it simple stupid.
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 December 2014 05:43 (nine years ago) link
just takes a little limbering up.
― (曇り) (clouds), Sunday, 14 December 2014 05:45 (nine years ago) link
E.T. was exactly what I feared.
But like did it reach out to meet you halfway?
― Je55e, Sunday, 14 December 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
DPing seems to always be the climax frame of sexy yaoi so I think a lotta gay nerds hold it up mentally as being some holy mountain.
― fgti, Monday, 15 December 2014 10:33 (nine years ago) link
I've seen it in porn and it just looks too silly to be fun
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 12:04 (nine years ago) link
Attempted it once; too difficult to actually be enjoyable, though we never did properly get it going. May or may not try it again if the situation ever presents itself.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link
my ex and i were playing with another couple we'd see occasionally -- he'd gone to the bathroom for a minute and we were actually making it work but had to stop lest he get jealous (which happened anyway).
is "lucky pierre"-ing a commonly used term?
― (曇り) (clouds), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
Have no idea what "Lucky Pierre" means in this context, even after a Google search.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link