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I'm gonna go with "wacking off over the concept of a half-woman/half-skunk hybrid"

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

max, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

I'm loving the new Taint so far.

-- Dimension 5ive, Friday, February 15, 2008 6:41 PM (4 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 16 February 2008 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

Christ, I just spilt fish juice all over the carpet.

-- Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:32 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:37 (twelve years ago) link

Jizz straight up.

-- Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:08 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

pwned ;_;

Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I tried to dig mine out too. I wasn't shy with the sharp tweezers either but just couldn't get it. It did feel awesome when she finally got it out.

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:41 (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

I think you guys are just scared of my awesome openings

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 February 2008 06:49 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sorry I missed this thread. I was doing it the old fashioned way with my friends. :(

-- Eric H., Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:59 PM (2 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 February 2008 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

whose pussyhole needs filling?

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, February 25, 2008 1:14 PM (39 minutes ago)

gff, Monday, 25 February 2008 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

ok i see tombot's thing now! lol

-- latebloomer, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:21 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

I hate the coloureds

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 10:35 (3 minutes ago)

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

lookin good, Hitler

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:26 PM (Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:26 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

hitler RIP

and what, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

Morbs: been around, doing "stuff." Might be hitting Shea once or twice this year (given I went to 0 games last year, which SUCKED) to give the old girl the finger.

-- David R., Wednesday, February 27, 2008 10:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

n/a, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

i am sitting here giggling at that

n/a, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

y u hate fun hurting

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 16 February 2008 04:38 (1 week ago) Link

Dr. Superman, Friday, 29 February 2008 05:32 (twelve years ago) link

Everything goes rock hard. It's so weird.

Also I think I'm growing.

-- Autumn Almanac, Friday, February 29, 2008 11:20 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Friday, 29 February 2008 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

Alex's love shocks me.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, March 1, 2008 9:15 AM (Saturday, March 1, 2008 9:15 AM) Bookmark Link

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It's a shocking world.

-- Alex in NYC, Saturday, March 1, 2008 10:37 AM (Saturday, March 1, 2008 10:37 AM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Saturday, 1 March 2008 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

Id really love just touching it and looking at it

-- Scik Mouthy

omar little, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

I'm supposed to like Pornography all the way through?

-- SecondBassman, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Mark G, Friday, 7 March 2008 13:15 (twelve years ago) link

Louis, if you were black and gay do you think your life would have taken a different route?
-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:53 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Sunday, 9 March 2008 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

see also: THE UNIT
<3

-- rrrobyn, Thursday, March 13, 2008 10:34 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

I love my glow in the dark squidgee disk.

-- Ed, Friday, 14 March 2008 15:42 (3 minutes ago) Link

Mr. Que, Friday, 14 March 2008 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

i am no dj, but i own the rod 12inch.

-- scott seward, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 8:12 AM (Tuesday, March 18, 2008 8:12 AM) Bookmark Link

The Reverend, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

spicy and tasty in flushing

-- mizzell, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 7:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

Got it.

Wow, that was enormous, wasn't it?

-- Pashmina, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:42 (Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:42) Bookmark Link

onimo, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

you guys can get some and we can all meet up at the game.

-- felicity, Thursday, March 27, 2008 10:25 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Word. I'll see if the missus is interested.

-- B.L.A.M., Thursday, March 27, 2008 11:02 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

felicity, Friday, 28 March 2008 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

# Underworld (vocals, and also talk about Boner) [Started by Ronan (Ronan), last updated 36 minutes ago] 1 new answer

and what, Saturday, 29 March 2008 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

We watched a documentary on herpes that included extreme close-ups of herpes breakouts. It was beyond gross.

-- HI DERE, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:59 (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

"veal and ham pie...my favourite"

-- J0hn D., Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:59 (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Saturday, 29 March 2008 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

Penis enlargement is a good proportion of what I'm seeing

-- Pashmina, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:22 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

LETS GET READY FOR SOME INTENSE SERIOUS ASS FUCKING

-- ethan, Sunday, June 2, 2002 7:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 April 2008 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

-- and what, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:11 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^verified hot so far

-- deej, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:15 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 3 April 2008 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

this must be the type of world event you miss when you're an overpaid aspie IT monkey w/ small penis

-- Edward III, Thursday, April 3, 2008 12:19 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i heard about this

-- tehresa, Thursday, April 3, 2008 12:20 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Edward III, Thursday, 3 April 2008 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

i love a hard caulk.

-- get bent, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 1:21 AM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

Classic when you're doing it, dud in the morning.

-- Roz, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:21 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 06:23 (twelve years ago) link

his man bulge was whipping back and forth like a hyper pendulum on a grandfather clock, but that's harder to pull off than it sounds.

-- Z S, Friday, 4 April 2008 18:11 (5 days ago) Link

ledge, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 08:30 (twelve years ago) link

oh god, goodbye office productivity
i've just spent half of the afternoon, "cruising" the streets of Anchorage

-- baaderonixx, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 9:26 AM (5 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

fucking rules.

-- chaki, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 3:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Edward III, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

In retrospect, I can't believe it took me as long as it did to identify "balls."

-- jaymc, Saturday, April 12, 2008 2:06 AM (Saturday, April 12, 2008 2:06 AM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

loooooooool

banriquit, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

What is this "balls" he is talking about then?

Tuomas, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

Tuomas, every time you post "what does X mean by Y", God rips the wings off an angel and throws them into a chicken-processing plant in Petaluma. According to the statscock, 564 wings so far this month.

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 April 2008 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

And if you ask "what's a statscock," he'll throw the angels into a slaughterhouse in Kansas City.

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 April 2008 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

Totally concur with Homo.

-- Tricksey Spinster, Sunday, April 13, 2008 8:27 PM (31 minutes ago)

get bent, Monday, 14 April 2008 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

xxxp no you nong, you in your supposedly hot trousers

-- Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 16:27 (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

electricsound, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

seems perfectly normal to me to want to stroke yung boyz like kittenz

-- dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, July 6, 2006 11:19 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

omar little, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

pop that pussy f'real

-- davie, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:18 (1 hour ago) Link

actually, started working on it again furiously these past few weeks

-- PappaWheelie V, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:47 (47 minutes ago)

am0n, Friday, 18 April 2008 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

I just kept talking while fumbling around in my pocket

-- Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, April 20, 2008 7:23 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Sunday, 20 April 2008 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

My neighbors hate me. But I don't care because it is giving me an orgasm.

-- Bimble, Sunday, May 4, 2008 12:12 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 May 2008 05:17 (twelve years ago) link


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