otm
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 July 2014 04:40 (nine years ago) link
It's even written the same way as "of the 30 inner city students tested, only six could correctly identify the name of the town Jesus was born in and only four knew the correct number of Wise Men who visited the manger."
― pplains, Friday, 25 July 2014 12:26 (nine years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Other_Wise_Man
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 July 2014 12:38 (nine years ago) link
facebook comment on photo of sign of portland donut shop:
'and yes that donut does have bacon on it!!'
― j., Friday, 25 July 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1800341_775993689092021_5967116124849316174_n.jpg?oh=4d95bf4eed81c69832405b88f960bab1&oe=54374D97
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Saturday, 26 July 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
so glad they achieved their goal of bringing back the funny. was worried for a sec.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 July 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
Nothing says "I wish my Facebook interactions were more individualized and personal" like squashed, artifacted text over an ugly gradient in an image macro from Facebook/BringingFunnyBack.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 26 July 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
ONLY ONE WORD PLEASE
― carl agatha, Saturday, 26 July 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
Small, compressed print: friends leaving more than one word will be collected and transported to reeducation centers.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 26 July 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
"Folks, message received. I asked you each for one word from each of my friends and I got 'asshole', 'putz', 'cumstain', 'cockfarmer', 'fuckweasel', 'dickchafe', and 'dictator'. I'm just ashamed that it took THIS exercise for the truth to come out."
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link
"narcissism"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/b87ba21395033c0ea4c1bc0c61d62500/tumblr_n9aj10AsH91qb3fx3o1_500.jpg
― slam dunk, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link
O ok thx
― Neanderthal, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:07 (nine years ago) link
sounds true
― Mordy, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:12 (nine years ago) link
puts down bong, goes outside
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:17 (nine years ago) link
can't figure out if this is a parody or not
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/10552623_10100163740930507_3239765667405517861_n.jpg
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:33 (nine years ago) link
fuck off there's no way i am reading that
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:30 (nine years ago) link
tl;dr If YOU love something set it FREE if it comes back it was MeAnT tO bE >>>Bob Marley<<<
― macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:39 (nine years ago) link
A comet passing a sun is in orbit, not pulled from it.
― Mark G, Monday, 28 July 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link
Like a cometpulled from orbitpressed in frozen winter shitFonts. Memes. Post to Facebook.
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link
we are lead
― anonanon, Monday, 28 July 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
we are lead to those who help us! we are just a big hunk of emotionless metal that they'd mold to their purposes! revolution!
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/p180x540/10472791_297329360445171_3597901948755259254_n.jpg
as posted by Law & Order SVU star Christopher Meloni
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link
lol
true story: back in myspace days christopher meloni had Chaki in his TOP 8 for a little while
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
That picture is freaking me out.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link
I don't think I could sit on that bench for an hour.
― pplains, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
i could definitely lay on it for an hour
― switching letters guy, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
The answer is HITLER because you would THROW HIM OFF THE CLIFF and be a hero.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
Oh I guess the bench is supposed to be on a cliff? I kept seeing it as being at the intersection of an oddly angular beach.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
I don't even think you could lay on it. That one little plank is pretty thin.
― pplains, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
"angular beach" is my favorite balearic subgenre
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
what about angular fat.
― pplains, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link
that beach reminds me of andy gill am i right
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 July 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link
if i could sit with anyone on that bench for an hour, it would be andy gill. i would keep talking about how the beach reminded me of his guitar playing, and how many other beaches it influenced, using every single synonym for angular but never actually saying it
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 July 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10330433_718773771520605_1232222841054797140_n.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
untold numbers of gut fauna have died for me so that's way off
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
Jesus Christ, The American Soldier and Shirley Manson IIRC
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
Don't forget Prince.
― nickn, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link
"defining forces"?
― kinder, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link
Jon Bon Jovi too.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link
My basketball coach who held the storm shelter door closed from the outside as the tornado went over us.
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
Wow, really? That's pretty amazing!
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
His name? PFC Jesus Christ.
Dammit, I'll think of one!
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
i'll die for any of you to prove a macro wrong
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
Better make sure you've done enough defining first.
― jmm, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71rPdEM42ML.jpg
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1904132_618847084865847_1465859758_n.jpg
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link
http://static.rogerebert.com/redactor_assets/pictures/scanners/4-for-friday-ricky-bobby-descent-miss-sunshine-night-listener/rb.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10518645_10203942426113936_2791825283308513918_n.jpg?oh=aec58a0d5ca5257ad92a03587c3fa864&oe=54382AFFhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10402966_10153062485138986_4815186670709503651_n.jpg?oh=a82da2ce0576cda239f48c9c3951e185&oe=54372C63&__gda__=1414169230_696e3a246779d98a1b27c4b1182db41bhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10527872_10152179120996338_8544355728453024332_n.jpg
― balls, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link