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The Clientele - Best Band Since The Smiths

Fictional books about Indie Rock

you love that shit

everything

idk markers, its the combination of fictional and indie rock, insofar as indie rock is in one or two instances valuable it is not anything that could be usefully deployed in fictive means

there is that poxy noel gallagher thread i suppose.....

i have the shit bookmarked out of "Fictional books about Indie Rock" and pay double Amazon Prime (Amazon Obsidian) to get that shit fedexed directly to the cradle i built specially to receive them, it gently delivers the boxes into my living room, where I sit on them and rub my butt all over them for 2.5 hours depending.

lol

soon u will be able to get that dope ass dave eggers roman a clef about the decemberists sent direct to u by amazon drone aircraft

that's the title

"a dope ass roman a clef of earbreaking droniness"

i've rubbed my butt all over that one for so long

Hello Goodbye – The Cure ft James McCartney

MIDDLESEX just got their ASSES SLAIN

not a county cricket fan

what is your favorite song by casiotone for the painfully alone?

thread for discussing Newest New Wave of UK Heavy Rock (C/D)

first post in that thread has a list of some abysmal band names

dog latin doing well to make a desperately uninteresting thread less enticing with the otiose 'thread for discussing' and perhaps the first 'c/d' since 2004

He gets this weeks £10 book token

New and Noteworthy Additions to US Spotify

POLL: What candy has a more old peopley image?

Is Tom Petty? [Started by Mark G in February 2015, last updated 22 minutes ago by Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch) on I Love Music] 91 new answers

I know exactly wha "playing vapid word games to keep our feelings of boredom/loneliness

*I know exactly what I'll find in this thread, and it's too "playing vapid word games to keep our feelings of boredom/loneliness/emptiness at bay" even for me. even for me.

if ('Tom' is 'Petty'):
del ilx

i'm so naive i thought it was a tom petty thread w/ a 'clever' name

Which bands are in need of a tribute album

What are some obscure alternative hits from the early 90's?

otm

Fetty Wap [Started by Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu) in April 2015, last updated 51 minutes ago by Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu) on I Love Music] 14 new answers

^I don't have the impulse control to avoid clicking on that thread forever, but I'd like to take a few more minutes to bask in my ignorance before I confront the horrible person/thing that calls itself 'Fetty Wap'

...

Fetty Wap is a meme rapper incase you were wondering

it's the new punk, darling

:-/

I feel like such an old rockist right now but this is garbage

my brother, i have been trying to understand the fixation with trap music and the best i can do is presume their brains turn to mush whenever they hear an 808, or the mythic words 'mike will made it'

also those who can call a song with the lyrics 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) the most 'euphorically romantic of recent years', but then with ilm you come to expect the unexpected, and woe betide anyone who doesn't sing about baking pies

I feel like I might be able to appreciate this stuff if I pretend it's some new and thought-provoking pc music concoction. but I really don't have the patience for that kind of thought experiment when the emceeing is 'rolling fuck this shit worst songs of 2015' caliber and the lyrics are just as abhorrent as meta/ironic commentary (if that's what ilm is rationalizing it as) as they are at face value.

but this thread is heading dangerously close to trenchant warfare so I'll just shrug and say it's not for me

Wat

I feel like I might be able to appreciate this stuff if I pretend it's some new and thought-provoking pc music concoction.

this strikes me as the worst possible approach anyone could take to appreciating music

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase)

won't use right now, but would like first dibs on this as a display name.

actually, nah, YOLO

thought if it fit in the little box, it would display the whole name.

sheeee-iiit.

It's kind of endearing how LJ manages to be all "look at these idiots" while bashing straight into the same comedy lamppost he's walked into dozens of times before.

not idiots, we all respond to certain Pavlovian triggers - just don't understand yours, just as you might not understand my obsession with cricket

trap music vs cricket

Henny Fap

I'm actually a well documented hater of a lot of trap beats. I love Trap Queen because it shamelessly moves into the euphoric candyfloss space that Future largely vacated with his last album.

The sound that cricket makes is very lovely, I just don't want to actually look at it.

the sound this cricket makes is very lovely too

http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=File%3AField_cricket_Gryllus_pennsylvanicus.ogg

love crickets

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/Screenshot%202015-04-10%2021.52.19.png

Velvet Underground: Live 1969 vs. Grateful Dead: Live/Dead

'What do you find strangely erotic?'

Haha yes, “erotic” is one of those words that is just profoundly unsexy and works against its intrinsic meaning. It could be a fascinating thread, but I can’t say I’m interested.

That, plus the erotic proclivities of ILXors terrify me by default.

terrify isn't the word I would use -- maybe 10 years ago, but now? nah

Not quite an unenticing title but a pompous bleurgh: the verdict

do i even have to?

Eddie Vedder Does a Cover of "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away"